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WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST

She's sitting at the 표, 테이블 with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the 우유 carton.




WOMEN'S REVENGE

"Cash, check 또는 charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a 텔레비전 set in her purse. "So, do 당신 always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured...

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Men Are Just Happier People

Your last name stays put. The 차고 is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 초콜릿 is just another snack. 당신 can be President. 당신 can never be pregnant. 당신 can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. 당신 can wear NO 셔츠 to a water park. Car mechanics tell 당신 the truth.

The world is your urinal. 당신 never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. 당신 don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, 더 많이 pay. Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress - $5000. Tux rental...

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Rules for Men

1) Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten 의해 his fellow partygoers.

2) Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

3) Unless he murdered someone in your family, 당신 must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

4) If you've known a guy for 더 많이 than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless 당신 actually marry her.

5) Complaining about the brand of free 맥주 in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. Gripe at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

6) When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event,...

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9 WORDS WOMEN USE

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and 당신 need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five 분 is only five 분 if 당신 have just been given five 더 많이 분 to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and 당신 should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This isn’t...