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posted by isabelle_905
Another email.

WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST

She's sitting at the 표, 테이블 with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the 우유 carton.




WOMEN'S REVENGE

"Cash, check 또는 charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a 텔레비전 set in her purse. "So, do 당신 always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."




UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)

I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how 당신 can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out 의해 the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.




MARRIAGE SEMINAR

While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, "It is essential that husbands and wives know each others likes and dislikes." He addressed the man, "Can 당신 name your wife's favourite flower?" Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's Pillsbury, isn't it?




CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He 답변 that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few 분 later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought 당신 were looking for some tampons for your wife? He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she. (I figure this guy is the one on the 우유 carton!)




WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a 헛간 앞뜰, 앞 마당 of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."




WORDS

A husband read an 기사 to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men." The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"




CREATION

A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how 당신 can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. "The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so 당신 would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!




WHO DOES WHAT

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it because 당신 get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee. The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and 당신 should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee." Wife replies, "No, 당신 should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee." Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me." So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the 상단, 맨 위로 of several pages, that it indeed says ......... "HEBREWS"




THE SILENT TREATMENT

A man and his wife were having some problems at 집 and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the 다음 day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The 다음 morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper 의해 the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up." Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.


_________________________________________________________________________________________

God may have created man before woman,
but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.
posted by isabelle_905
Another 이메일 I got and ABSOLUTELY ADORE.

To the nice guys left:

To every guy that regrets hurting 또는 losing her.

To every guy who knows which girl he wants.

To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful."

To every guy that was never too busy TO DRIVE across town (or across the STATE) (or across the country) to see HER.

To every guy that gives her 꽃 and a card when she’s sick.

To every guy who has given her 꽃 just because.

To every guy that said he would die for her.

To every guy that really would.

To every guy that did what she wanted to do.

To every guy that cried in front of her....
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This is how 당신 be a man
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This goes out to all of 당신 "Average Joes" who might be getting frustrated with Twilight. Keep your chins up! Not all of us girls are shallow bubble-heads looking for a perfect "Edward Cullen". =)
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posted by isabelle_905
Here’s another 이메일 guys! LOL Enjoy!!

A Spanish Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine 또는 feminine. "House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa." "Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz."

A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher 스플릿, 분할 the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine 또는 a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that...
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Tim Allen's Man's Dormroom
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Miller Light commercial
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Robert Jensen discusses what it means to be a man in the context of feminism, asserting that what it means to be a man is not all that different from what it means to be human.
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어치, 제이 Smooth talks about gay rappers and about defining manhood.
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No helmet, wearing shorts and sandals, drunk, zipping down a 2-lane road? This guy is the DEFINITION of a man.
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What if 당신 Were a Girl?
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Pretty ridiculous ad. Would that we could all be so manly as the guy in this commercial!
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The man himself talking about what 사랑 is to him through a montage of career clips from his rookie 년 to retirement. Brings a tear to my eye to see his highness play.
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