Detective Comic covers

ghost rider: hi i'm a marvel

batman: I'm going...to kill 당신

ghost rider: sorry dark queer. Already been done that route. And it'll take alot 더 많이 then 당신 and the grace of god to make me go that route again.

batman: alright ghost rider. I've tried to be nice. I've pitied 당신 for over thirty years because 당신 were the DC of Marvel Comics. HellTennisPlayer why don't they. But then 당신 got a movie that had SAM ELLIOTT in it and quite frankly I'm jealous. So I'm going to finally do away with 당신 before 당신 even dare step to this Bobby Blaze 또는 Ruben Blades 또는 Ruben Studdard 또는 Dale Dingus 또는 whatever...

bernerd: hi I'm a marvel

alfred: ah, I don't think we met sir.

bernerd: i'm norman and harry osborn's butler.

alfred: oh yes.

bernerd: i'm sorry, i can't do this, I'm such a stupid character. Squirrely, insignificant, dumb.
Harry even makes his own omelets. What's my purpose in such a baller film series?

alfred: come now, sah. 당신 kept tight-lipped about the goblin massacre going on under your two eyes. 당신 are what James Bond would refer to as a master criminal.

bernard: really? But it goes beyond not telling harry about all that stuff, remember in spider-man 1 after doctor strom got killed?...