This is for fun. Please don't be offended :) I am a fellow Asian myself ^_^:
Disclaimer: A person I know made this!!!!
1) Your parents still tried to get 당신 into places half-price saying 당신 were 12 when 당신 were really 15
2) 당신 ask your parents help on one math problem and 2 hours later they're still lecturing
3) 당신 have a 40 lb. bag of 쌀 in your pantry
4) everyone thinks you're "Chinese" no matter what part of Asia your ancestors were from
5) you've had a bowl haircut at one point in your life.
6) your parents enjoy comparing 당신 to their friends' kids.
7) you've had to eat parts of 동물 they don't even put in hot dogs.
8) 당신 know what bok choy is
9) you've ever gotten little red envelopes around February.
10) idiot people try to impress 당신 with pathetic imitation Asian languages, like the ever-so-popular: ching chong woo bok chi, etc . . .
11) your parents say leaving 쌀 in your bowl is a sin.
12) your parents say, "Calculus? I took calculus in 8th grade!"
13) everyone thinks you're good at math.
14) your parents' vocabulary is filled with "Ai-yahs and Wah's"
15) 당신 like $1.75 movies
16) 당신 like $1.50 영화 even more.
17) your aunts and uncles bring 당신 back adorable clothing from Asia with fuzzy bunnies, vinyl ducks and English words that make no sense, in great 색깔 like yellow, pink, magenta, 주황색, 오렌지 and the ever 인기 라임 green.
18) your parents insist 당신 marry within your race.
19) 당신 never order chop suey, sweet and 사워, 사 우 어 pork, 또는 any other imitation oriental food.
20) people see a bunch of scribbles on a chopstick and ask 당신 to translate.
21) at expensive restaurants, 당신 NEVER order dessert.
22) 당신 will most likely be taller than your parents.
23) your parents have either made 당신 play the piano, the violin 또는 both.
24) 당신 get nothing if 당신 do well in school, but crapped on if 당신 don't
25) when going to other peoples' houses, 당신 sometimes bring a gift.
26) your family owns a 테니스 racquet, golf clubs, 또는 both.
27) your family always cheers for the Asian athlete on TV (i.e., Michael Chang)
28) 당신 have rocks, sticks, leaves and strange-smelling, unknown substances in your pantry for use as medicine.
29) 당신 own a 쌀 cooker 또는 two
30) your parents tell 당신 about how long it took for them to get to school, how horrible the weather was in their native country, and how much they still appreciated going.
31) your parents buy 당신 clothes and shoes many sizes too big so 당신 can "grow into it" and wear it for years to come."
32. 더 많이 than 90% of your 일 has test prep, school, and 또는 an instrument.
Disclaimer: A person I know made this!!!!
1) Your parents still tried to get 당신 into places half-price saying 당신 were 12 when 당신 were really 15
2) 당신 ask your parents help on one math problem and 2 hours later they're still lecturing
3) 당신 have a 40 lb. bag of 쌀 in your pantry
4) everyone thinks you're "Chinese" no matter what part of Asia your ancestors were from
5) you've had a bowl haircut at one point in your life.
6) your parents enjoy comparing 당신 to their friends' kids.
7) you've had to eat parts of 동물 they don't even put in hot dogs.
8) 당신 know what bok choy is
9) you've ever gotten little red envelopes around February.
10) idiot people try to impress 당신 with pathetic imitation Asian languages, like the ever-so-popular: ching chong woo bok chi, etc . . .
11) your parents say leaving 쌀 in your bowl is a sin.
12) your parents say, "Calculus? I took calculus in 8th grade!"
13) everyone thinks you're good at math.
14) your parents' vocabulary is filled with "Ai-yahs and Wah's"
15) 당신 like $1.75 movies
16) 당신 like $1.50 영화 even more.
17) your aunts and uncles bring 당신 back adorable clothing from Asia with fuzzy bunnies, vinyl ducks and English words that make no sense, in great 색깔 like yellow, pink, magenta, 주황색, 오렌지 and the ever 인기 라임 green.
18) your parents insist 당신 marry within your race.
19) 당신 never order chop suey, sweet and 사워, 사 우 어 pork, 또는 any other imitation oriental food.
20) people see a bunch of scribbles on a chopstick and ask 당신 to translate.
21) at expensive restaurants, 당신 NEVER order dessert.
22) 당신 will most likely be taller than your parents.
23) your parents have either made 당신 play the piano, the violin 또는 both.
24) 당신 get nothing if 당신 do well in school, but crapped on if 당신 don't
25) when going to other peoples' houses, 당신 sometimes bring a gift.
26) your family owns a 테니스 racquet, golf clubs, 또는 both.
27) your family always cheers for the Asian athlete on TV (i.e., Michael Chang)
28) 당신 have rocks, sticks, leaves and strange-smelling, unknown substances in your pantry for use as medicine.
29) 당신 own a 쌀 cooker 또는 two
30) your parents tell 당신 about how long it took for them to get to school, how horrible the weather was in their native country, and how much they still appreciated going.
31) your parents buy 당신 clothes and shoes many sizes too big so 당신 can "grow into it" and wear it for years to come."
32. 더 많이 than 90% of your 일 has test prep, school, and 또는 an instrument.
