These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published 의해 court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
Q: Are 당신 sexually active?
A: No, I just lie there.
Q: What is your 날짜 of birth?
A: July 15th.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
Q: What gear were 당신 in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: 당신 forget? Can 당신 give us an example of something that you've forgotten?
Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
A: Thirty-eight 또는 thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to 당신 when he woke up that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
Q: Do 당신 know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo 또는 the occult?
A: We both do.
Q: Voodoo?
A: We do.
Q: 당신 do?
A: Yes, voodoo.
Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the 다음 morning?
A: Did 당신 actually pass the bar exam?
Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
Q: Were 당신 present when your picture was taken?
Q: So the 날짜 of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were 당신 doing at that time?
Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?
Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: 의해 death.
Q: And 의해 whose death was it terminated?
Q: Can 당신 describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, 또는 a female?
Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have 당신 performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
Q: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK?
Q: What school did 당신 go to?
A: Oral.
Q: Do 당신 recall the time that 당신 examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the 표, 테이블 wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him.
Q: Are 당신 qualified to give a urine sample?
Q: Doctor, before 당신 performed the autopsy, did 당신 check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did 당신 check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did 당신 check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when 당신 began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can 당신 be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my 책상, 데스크 in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.
