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Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*
Signal Pony: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: *Drives train out of the station.*
Also starring Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Percy, Jeff, Mike, Nicole, Stephanie, and Pete from SeanTheHedgehog
Dan from Someonebutnoone
And special guest 별, 스타 Smoky Joe from SeanTheHedgehog
Episode 106: Show Off
Date: June 1, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:39 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Hawkeye and Stylo just stopped their freight train 다음 to Snowflake's tower. They were walking upstairs to talk to the pegasus in the yard tower.
Snowflake: *On the radio* Ten-4 City Of Denver. Wait in a siding until help arrives.
Hawkeye & Stylo: *Walks in*
Snowflake: *Turns around* Something I can do 당신 two for?
Hawkeye: 당신 can do me for five hundred bucks. I hope your pussy is tight.
Snowflake: *Angry* That's not what I meant.
Stylo: What he meant to say is we were wondering when the new 조랑말 would get here.
Snowflake: Oh, Pete said he would be here at 9.
Hawkeye: *Looks at the clock* Looks like we have enough time to kill.
Stylo: What's our 다음 job?
Hawkeye: Pete told us to do some switching here until the new 조랑말 arrived.
Thirty 분 later, Hawkeye, and Stylo were still switching in the yards. The new 조랑말 was late.
Stylo: Shit. It's like he's not coming at all.
Hawkeye: *Slows down from 3 miles an 시간 to 2* Let's not worry about him. We have to get these freight cars into place.
Mike: *Uncouples a boxcar from their switching engine*
Stylo: *Smiles* That's where you're wrong. Our job is complete.
Hawkeye: What? 당신 think I'm blind 또는 something? Never mind. *Puts the engine in reverse* Let's get into a siding, and wait for 더 많이 freight cars.
The new 조랑말 was Smoky Joe. He walked into the yards, and stood 다음 to Hawkeye, and Stylo's switch engine.
Smoky Joe: Hello.
Hawkeye: Hi. Are 당신 the new pony?
Smoky Joe: Yes.
Stylo: Where were you? Pete said 당신 would be here at nine, but you're late.
Smoky Joe: I got held up in traffic. Pete said that my first assignment would be to work with you.
Hawkeye: We just finished some switching.
Stylo: We'll let 당신 do it when another freight train comes.
Mirage: *Blows the horn on his train upon entering the yards*
Stylo: We're gonna need two 더 많이 switchers.
Hawkeye: I'll get them. *Goes out to find 더 많이 switchers to 옮기기 the freight cars*
Mirage: *Stops 다음 to Snowflake's tower*
Smoky Joe: I don't need another switcher to 옮기기 this. I can do it with this one locomotive.
Stylo: This only has the power to 옮기기 thirteen freight cars. Pierce is getting two 더 많이 switchers, and then we'll be set.
Smoky Joe: I can do it with only one engine. Watch me. *Drives the switcher back*
Mirage: *Uncoupling his engine from the train, and watching Stylo and Smoky Joe in the switcher*
Smoky Joe: *Gets the switcher onto the back of the train* Power!
When Smoky Joe tried to make the train move, the switcher's wheels slipped, and it didn't budge.
Mirage: *Moving his engines back into a siding*
Hawkeye: *Passing Mirage slowly in the two switchers* That new 조랑말 must be one of those reckless bastards.
Smoky Joe: I don't understand. This train should be moving. 당신 need better switchers.
Stylo: I told you, there are too many freight cars. This engine can only 옮기기 thirteen of them, there isn't enough power.
Hawkeye: *Gets the other switchers coupled up to the one Stylo and Smoky Joe are in*
Stylo: Now we have 더 많이 power.
Smoky Joe: *Pushes the freight cars at ten miles an hour*
Stylo: That's too fast.
Smoky Joe: No. Watch me. *Goes faster*
Stylo: *Applies the brakes*
Hawkeye: I was right. He is a reckless bastard.
The train stopped, and Smoky Joe was not happy as he glared at Stylo.
Date: June 1, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 9:13 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Smoky Joe tried to go too fast with a train in the yards, and got stopped 의해 Stylo.
Smoky Joe: *Angrily kicks the door open, and flies out of the switcher*
Stylo: *Flying after Smoky Joe* What the hell is with you?
Smoky Joe: Screw you, and screw the Union Pacific. I am no longer working here.
Stylo: Don't 당신 think 당신 oughta go down to Pete's office, and tell him that?
Smoky Joe: What for? 당신 tell him.
Stylo: I think we should try this one 더 많이 time.
Smoky Joe: I don't. *Gets an idea* (On 초 thought, I do. I'll destroy one of their trains.) Okay, let's try again.
The two pegasus ponies flew back to the train yard.
Hawkeye: *Slowly puts an RS2 on the front of a freight train with seven boxcars*
Stylo: *Arrives with Smoky Joe* What do 당신 have for us?
Hawkeye: A short freight train of empty boxcars. It's heading for Laramie.
Smoky Joe: May we take this train?
Hawkeye: Is that alright with 당신 Stylo?
Stylo: Sure.
Hawkeye: Okay, I heard that a passenger train was stopping at our station. Pete wants me and Dan to take over for the engineers when they stop.
Stylo: Okay, have fun with that.
Hawkeye: *Leaves the yards*
Stylo: 당신 ready Joe?
Smoky Joe: Please, call me 의해 my full name, and yes, I am ready.
Stylo: Then blow the horn, and let's get out of here.
Smoky Joe: *Blows the horn twice, and rings the 벨 as he drives the train out of the yards* When was the last time you've been to Laramie?
Stylo: I was there two weeks 이전 when I driving a train of car parts, and toys.
Smoky Joe: Toys? Why toys?
Stylo: They needed toys in the toy shops.
Smoky Joe: What's the speed on this line?
Stylo: 70 miles an hour, but the fastest this train will go is 60.
Smoky Joe: Okay. (I think I'll keep it at 60 for the rest of the trip. The speed could decrease, and it would be great if the train went too fast.)
Date: June 1, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 9:16 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Smoky Joe: *Driving the train at 60* (When does the speed decrease? I want to crash the train.)
Stylo: Okay, we're gonna be heading up Sherman 언덕, 힐 anytime soon.
Smoky Joe: What is the speed there?
Stylo: 50.
Smoky Joe: I have to tell 당신 something.
Stylo: What is it?
Smoky Joe: I'm not slowing down. I'm going to make the train crash on purpose, because 당신 made me stop in the train yard.
Stylo: 당신 were going too fast.
Smoky Joe: I was going the right speed. Now I'm going to fuck things up.
Stylo: *Applying the brakes*
Smoky Joe: *Takes the brakes off, and makes the train get back up to 60*
Stylo: 당신 know? I never met anyone as stupid as you.
Smoky Joe: Well good luck trying to make the train slow down in time. I'm out of here. *Flies out of the train*
Stylo: *Sees the turn up ahead, and applies the brakes* Just gotta get it under 50.
The train slowed down to 49, and Stylo continued driving the train to Laramie.
Smoky Joe: Hahaha. *Turns around, and sees the train* Oh shit. I have to go back, and try to make the train crash again.
Pete: *Arrives in a truck being driven 의해 Hawkeye* Joe!
Hawkeye: *Stops the truck*
Smoky Joe: *Lands in front of the truck* My full name is Smok-
Pete: Does it look like I give a fuck?
Smoky Joe: Yes.
Pete: Hawkeye told me that you, and Stylo were driving a freight train to Laramie, and we decided to take the precaution of following you.
Smoky Joe: Shit.
Pete: We don't allow show offs like 당신 on this railroad. You're fired.
Smoky Joe: Whatever. I will get back at you. *Flies away*
Hawkeye: I wonder what he has going on in that mind of his.
Pete: Idiocracy, just like Gordon.
Hawkeye: It's a good thing we won't have to put up with him anymore.
The End
On the 다음 episode of Ponies On The Rails
A little filly visits the Union Pacific.
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production
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Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*
Signal Pony: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: *Drives train out of the station.*
Also starring Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Percy, Jeff, Mike, Nicole, Stephanie, and Pete from SeanTheHedgehog
Dan from Someonebutnoone
And special guest 별, 스타 Smoky Joe from SeanTheHedgehog
Episode 106: Show Off
Date: June 1, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:39 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Hawkeye and Stylo just stopped their freight train 다음 to Snowflake's tower. They were walking upstairs to talk to the pegasus in the yard tower.
Snowflake: *On the radio* Ten-4 City Of Denver. Wait in a siding until help arrives.
Hawkeye & Stylo: *Walks in*
Snowflake: *Turns around* Something I can do 당신 two for?
Hawkeye: 당신 can do me for five hundred bucks. I hope your pussy is tight.
Snowflake: *Angry* That's not what I meant.
Stylo: What he meant to say is we were wondering when the new 조랑말 would get here.
Snowflake: Oh, Pete said he would be here at 9.
Hawkeye: *Looks at the clock* Looks like we have enough time to kill.
Stylo: What's our 다음 job?
Hawkeye: Pete told us to do some switching here until the new 조랑말 arrived.
Thirty 분 later, Hawkeye, and Stylo were still switching in the yards. The new 조랑말 was late.
Stylo: Shit. It's like he's not coming at all.
Hawkeye: *Slows down from 3 miles an 시간 to 2* Let's not worry about him. We have to get these freight cars into place.
Mike: *Uncouples a boxcar from their switching engine*
Stylo: *Smiles* That's where you're wrong. Our job is complete.
Hawkeye: What? 당신 think I'm blind 또는 something? Never mind. *Puts the engine in reverse* Let's get into a siding, and wait for 더 많이 freight cars.
The new 조랑말 was Smoky Joe. He walked into the yards, and stood 다음 to Hawkeye, and Stylo's switch engine.
Smoky Joe: Hello.
Hawkeye: Hi. Are 당신 the new pony?
Smoky Joe: Yes.
Stylo: Where were you? Pete said 당신 would be here at nine, but you're late.
Smoky Joe: I got held up in traffic. Pete said that my first assignment would be to work with you.
Hawkeye: We just finished some switching.
Stylo: We'll let 당신 do it when another freight train comes.
Mirage: *Blows the horn on his train upon entering the yards*
Stylo: We're gonna need two 더 많이 switchers.
Hawkeye: I'll get them. *Goes out to find 더 많이 switchers to 옮기기 the freight cars*
Mirage: *Stops 다음 to Snowflake's tower*
Smoky Joe: I don't need another switcher to 옮기기 this. I can do it with this one locomotive.
Stylo: This only has the power to 옮기기 thirteen freight cars. Pierce is getting two 더 많이 switchers, and then we'll be set.
Smoky Joe: I can do it with only one engine. Watch me. *Drives the switcher back*
Mirage: *Uncoupling his engine from the train, and watching Stylo and Smoky Joe in the switcher*
Smoky Joe: *Gets the switcher onto the back of the train* Power!
When Smoky Joe tried to make the train move, the switcher's wheels slipped, and it didn't budge.
Mirage: *Moving his engines back into a siding*
Hawkeye: *Passing Mirage slowly in the two switchers* That new 조랑말 must be one of those reckless bastards.
Smoky Joe: I don't understand. This train should be moving. 당신 need better switchers.
Stylo: I told you, there are too many freight cars. This engine can only 옮기기 thirteen of them, there isn't enough power.
Hawkeye: *Gets the other switchers coupled up to the one Stylo and Smoky Joe are in*
Stylo: Now we have 더 많이 power.
Smoky Joe: *Pushes the freight cars at ten miles an hour*
Stylo: That's too fast.
Smoky Joe: No. Watch me. *Goes faster*
Stylo: *Applies the brakes*
Hawkeye: I was right. He is a reckless bastard.
The train stopped, and Smoky Joe was not happy as he glared at Stylo.
Date: June 1, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 9:13 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Smoky Joe tried to go too fast with a train in the yards, and got stopped 의해 Stylo.
Smoky Joe: *Angrily kicks the door open, and flies out of the switcher*
Stylo: *Flying after Smoky Joe* What the hell is with you?
Smoky Joe: Screw you, and screw the Union Pacific. I am no longer working here.
Stylo: Don't 당신 think 당신 oughta go down to Pete's office, and tell him that?
Smoky Joe: What for? 당신 tell him.
Stylo: I think we should try this one 더 많이 time.
Smoky Joe: I don't. *Gets an idea* (On 초 thought, I do. I'll destroy one of their trains.) Okay, let's try again.
The two pegasus ponies flew back to the train yard.
Hawkeye: *Slowly puts an RS2 on the front of a freight train with seven boxcars*
Stylo: *Arrives with Smoky Joe* What do 당신 have for us?
Hawkeye: A short freight train of empty boxcars. It's heading for Laramie.
Smoky Joe: May we take this train?
Hawkeye: Is that alright with 당신 Stylo?
Stylo: Sure.
Hawkeye: Okay, I heard that a passenger train was stopping at our station. Pete wants me and Dan to take over for the engineers when they stop.
Stylo: Okay, have fun with that.
Hawkeye: *Leaves the yards*
Stylo: 당신 ready Joe?
Smoky Joe: Please, call me 의해 my full name, and yes, I am ready.
Stylo: Then blow the horn, and let's get out of here.
Smoky Joe: *Blows the horn twice, and rings the 벨 as he drives the train out of the yards* When was the last time you've been to Laramie?
Stylo: I was there two weeks 이전 when I driving a train of car parts, and toys.
Smoky Joe: Toys? Why toys?
Stylo: They needed toys in the toy shops.
Smoky Joe: What's the speed on this line?
Stylo: 70 miles an hour, but the fastest this train will go is 60.
Smoky Joe: Okay. (I think I'll keep it at 60 for the rest of the trip. The speed could decrease, and it would be great if the train went too fast.)
Date: June 1, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 9:16 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Smoky Joe: *Driving the train at 60* (When does the speed decrease? I want to crash the train.)
Stylo: Okay, we're gonna be heading up Sherman 언덕, 힐 anytime soon.
Smoky Joe: What is the speed there?
Stylo: 50.
Smoky Joe: I have to tell 당신 something.
Stylo: What is it?
Smoky Joe: I'm not slowing down. I'm going to make the train crash on purpose, because 당신 made me stop in the train yard.
Stylo: 당신 were going too fast.
Smoky Joe: I was going the right speed. Now I'm going to fuck things up.
Stylo: *Applying the brakes*
Smoky Joe: *Takes the brakes off, and makes the train get back up to 60*
Stylo: 당신 know? I never met anyone as stupid as you.
Smoky Joe: Well good luck trying to make the train slow down in time. I'm out of here. *Flies out of the train*
Stylo: *Sees the turn up ahead, and applies the brakes* Just gotta get it under 50.
The train slowed down to 49, and Stylo continued driving the train to Laramie.
Smoky Joe: Hahaha. *Turns around, and sees the train* Oh shit. I have to go back, and try to make the train crash again.
Pete: *Arrives in a truck being driven 의해 Hawkeye* Joe!
Hawkeye: *Stops the truck*
Smoky Joe: *Lands in front of the truck* My full name is Smok-
Pete: Does it look like I give a fuck?
Smoky Joe: Yes.
Pete: Hawkeye told me that you, and Stylo were driving a freight train to Laramie, and we decided to take the precaution of following you.
Smoky Joe: Shit.
Pete: We don't allow show offs like 당신 on this railroad. You're fired.
Smoky Joe: Whatever. I will get back at you. *Flies away*
Hawkeye: I wonder what he has going on in that mind of his.
Pete: Idiocracy, just like Gordon.
Hawkeye: It's a good thing we won't have to put up with him anymore.
The End
On the 다음 episode of Ponies On The Rails
A little filly visits the Union Pacific.
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production
The leader in 팬 fictions
