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Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*
Ponies On The Rails
Starring the Union Pacific ponies
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*
Signal Pony: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: *Drives train out of the station.*
Also starring Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Mike, Nicole, Stephanie, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.
Nikki West From Jade_23
Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog
And Special Guest 별, 스타 Chimney Sweep from windwakerguy430
Episode 85: Going Eastbound
Date: August 7, 1959
Location: Three Bridges, Neigh Jersey
Time: 8:37 AM
Railroad: Lehigh Valley
The town of Three Bridges is right 다음 to Ponyville. Chimney Sweep works there for the Lehigh Valley Railroad. He is the boss of all the employers that work in Three Bridges as well as Ponyville.
Chimney Sweep: *Signing papers in his office. His phone rings, and he answers* Hello?
Pony: Mr. Sweep, I'm afraid I can't come into work for a few days.
Chimney Sweep: Why not?
Pony: My son tripped me down the stairs, and I broke my leg.
Chimney Sweep: Your son tripped you? Why would he do that?
Pony: It was an accident, he was playing with his toys, and didn't notice me.
Chimney Sweep: 당신 should've noticed him. What 당신 should have done was tell him to 옮기기 out of the way before 당신 tried going down the stairs. Now thanks to your incompetence, I'm low on employees for repairing the railway line. I'm gonna find somepony to take over for 당신 until 당신 get better. *Hangs up* I need to find a replacement worker, and quick.
83 분 later
Chimney Sweep: *Slamming his phone on the ground* Nopony wants to help me out! *Looks at his calender* There is one railroad I haven't tried yet. *Calls the Union Pacific*
Pete: *In his office, and 답변 the phone* Hello, you've reached Union Pacific's train station in Cheyenne. Pete Reimer speaking.
Chimney Sweep: I need your help.
Pete: Who is this?
Chimney Sweep: My name is Chimney Sweep. I run a section of the Lehigh Valley Railroad, and I'm low on employees for repairing track.
Pete: That's pretty far away.
Chimney Sweep: No other railway wants to send their ponies over here to help out! I just need one employee! ONE!! Is that too much to ask for?
Pete: Calm down, I'll give 당신 a helping hoof. Where is this section that 당신 run?
Chimney Sweep: Three Bridges, and Ponyville. Have your 조랑말 fly into Newark Airport at Jersey City, and I'll provide him transport from there to Three Bridges.
Pete: Okay, I'll send over one of my best track repairers. His name is Jeff.
Chimney Sweep: *Writing down the name* Jeff. Got it.
Pete: I'll send him over right now, and he should be at the airport 의해 August 9th.
Chimney Sweep: August 9th sounds good. Thank 당신 for your help. *Hangs up*
Pete: *Puts his phone away, and gets on the loudspeaker to the trainyard* Jeffery Soto, please 신고 to my office.
Inside the trainyard, Jeff heard Pete's voice on the loudspeaker.
Jeff: I wonder what he wants.
Percy: He probably wants to give 당신 a raise.
Jeff: Will 당신 be okay working on this engine 의해 yourself?
Percy: Oh sure. I've done these things 의해 myself before.
Jeff: Alright then. I'll see 당신 when I get back. *Walks away*
Gordon: Oooh, you're in trouble!
Jeff: You'll be in trouble if 당신 don't leave me alone.
Hawkeye: Don't worry Jeff. Me, and Stylo will straighten him out.
Jeff: Thanks 당신 two. *Continues walking to Pete's office at the train station*
Date: August 7, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:38 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Jeff went into Pete's office at the station.
Jeff: 당신 wanted to see me sir?
Pete: Yes. Let me ask 당신 a question. What do 당신 know about the Lehigh Valley Railroad?
Jeff: Not much. All I know about it is that it's a short railway in the east coast. Why are 당신 asking me about it?
Pete: There's a shortage of track repairers in Neigh Jersey. You'll be taking an airplane from this city into Jersey City. From there, a stallion with a sign of both the Union Pacific, and Lehigh Valley logo will be there waiting for you.
Jeff: I see. When do I go?
Pete: Right now. *Gives Jeff a fifty dollar bill* Hopefully, General Grant will help 당신 buy your ticket at the airport.
Jeff: He better. If he doesn't, I may need help from the president.
Pete: Alright, good luck Jeff.
Jeff: Thank 당신 sir. I will not let 당신 down. *Leaves*
Pete: *Hears his phone ring* I wonder who that could be. *Answers the phone* Hello?
Michael: Pete? Can 당신 help me out?
Pete: What is it?
Michael: I need an extra 조랑말 over here to repair track.
Pete: I'm sorry Mike, I'm short on employees as well.
Michael: What about Jeff?
Pete: The Lehigh Valley is borrowing him.
Michael: That railroad is all the way in the east coast 당신 bastard. Why would 당신 send him all the way out there?!
Pete: The boss on that railway had a short temper.
Michael: Yeah? Well Roger, Anthony, and Donut will have short tempers if I don't get another 조랑말 to help repair the track.
Pete: Alright, I'll send Percy over, but 당신 owe me big time.
Michael: Whatever 당신 say.
Meanwhile, Jeffery arrived at the airport in a taxi.
Taxi Pony: *Stops at the airport* That'll be $2.50
Jeff: *Gives the taxi 조랑말 $2.50* Have a good day. *Gets out of the cab*
Taxi Pony: That unicorn must be fucked up in the head. Nopony has ever said that to me before. *Drives away*
Jeff: *Enters the airport* One ticket to Newark Airport, Jersey City.
Airport Pony: 당신 got it. *Gives Jeff a ticket* Enjoy your flight.
Jeff: Thanks. *Walks to his airplane*
As for Hawkeye, Stylo, and Gordon? The three of them were waiting for a freight train in the yards. They were going to push the cars from the train down the hump in four switchers.
Gordon: I'm glad Jeff is gone.
Stylo: How could 당신 say that?
Hawkeye: He's the best 조랑말 we have for repairing track, and locomotives.
Gordon: Yeah, well he won't be blocking our line with track repairs.
Stylo: 당신 do realize that repairing track is important.
Gordon: Not as important as getting to your destination on time.
Pete: *Talking in the loudspeaker* Attention, Percy Sigma, and Gordon Suite, 신고 to my office.
Gordon: Ha! I bet I'm gonna get a vacation, and Percy will be fired.
However, that was the complete opposite of what he was expecting.
Pete: *Looking at Gordon, and Percy* Now 당신 two are most likely wondering why I called 당신 down here.
Gordon: Nope. I know why we're here.
Pete: I'm sure 당신 don't, so fuck you.
Percy: *Snickering*
Gordon: 당신 got something to say?
Percy: No.
Pete: The reason I called 당신 down here was because the Southern Pacific needs another 조랑말 to help repair track. That's where 당신 come in Percy. 당신 will take the 다음 train to Ogden, and help out until Michael gets 더 많이 ponies.
Gordon: And, what does this have to do with me?
Pete: Since Percy, and Jeff will not be here, I need you, and Orion to do their work.
Gordon: Oh no! I will not repair track. It's unnecessary, and causes too many delays.
Pete: Those delays will save your life. Now get going 당신 two.
Percy walked onto the station platform, and Gordon followed. Just then, Metal Gloss arrived in a passenger train.
Percy: Metal Gloss!
Metal Gloss: What?
Percy: Is this train heading to Ogden?
Metal Gloss: It sure is. Climb aboard.
Percy: *Gets into the cab 다음 to Metal Gloss*
Gordon: Where's Orion?
Metal Gloss: He's coming back here with a freight train from Dallas.
Gordon: Alright. Pete wants me, and him to repair track while Percy, and Jeff are away.
Metal Gloss: Where did Jeff go?
Gordon: Neigh Jersey. Pete says he sent him to work on the Lehigh Valley for a few days.
So far, Jeff was on an airplane, currently flying over the state of Kansas. He was looking 앞으로 to working on the Lehigh Valley Railroad, but was also nervous about it.
Date: August 9, 1959
Location: Ponyville, Neigh Jersey
Time: 1:36 PM
Railroad: Lehigh Valley
Ninety 분 ago, Jeff arrived in Jersey City on the airplane. Now, he was with the 조랑말 that picked him up.
Jeff: How much further do we have to go?
LV Pony: Not that far. Three Bridges is right 다음 to Ponyville. We'll just get on Highway 202, and get off once we enter Three Bridges.
Jeff: Who is my boss?
LV Pony: Chimney Sweep, but I should warn you, he has a very short temper.
Jeff: Do 당신 like him?
LV Pony: Sort of. Sometimes, he can be an asshole. I ain't gonna lie to 당신 about that.
Meanwhile in Cheyenne, Gordon, and Orion were fixing track on Sherman Hill.
Gordon: *Hits a spike, but it bends* Oh, 당신 GOTTA BE KIDDING!!
Orion: What happened?
Gordon: The spike is bent, and we need a new one!
Orion: Gordon, that's the sixteenth nail we used. Why don't 당신 let me hit it in?
Gordon: No. The only way to get things done is 의해 doing it yourself.
Orion: *Looks at the rest of the track that is damaged. It goes on for a mile* Yeah. That's why we barely started.
Gordon: I just don't know why Pete would choose me to do Jeff, and Percy's work. Me! Of all the other ponies on the Union Pacific, I have to suffer.
Orion: 당신 have to suffer? I've been putting up with your 나귀, 엉덩이 for over eighteen hours, and you're saying that 당신 suffer?
Gordon: Yes.
Orion: *Walks to inspection car* I'm gonna have some water. Want any?
Gordon: I'll be alright.
Will he be alright? Find out in the 다음 episode.
What will Jeff think of his boss Chimney Sweep? Find out in the 다음 episode.
Why do I keep telling 당신 to find out stuff in the 다음 episode? Find out in... Uh, well... You're not gonna be able to find that out in the 다음 episode.
The End
Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*
Ponies On The Rails
Starring the Union Pacific ponies
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*
Signal Pony: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: *Drives train out of the station.*
Also starring Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Mike, Nicole, Stephanie, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.
Nikki West From Jade_23
Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog
And Special Guest 별, 스타 Chimney Sweep from windwakerguy430
Episode 85: Going Eastbound
Date: August 7, 1959
Location: Three Bridges, Neigh Jersey
Time: 8:37 AM
Railroad: Lehigh Valley
The town of Three Bridges is right 다음 to Ponyville. Chimney Sweep works there for the Lehigh Valley Railroad. He is the boss of all the employers that work in Three Bridges as well as Ponyville.
Chimney Sweep: *Signing papers in his office. His phone rings, and he answers* Hello?
Pony: Mr. Sweep, I'm afraid I can't come into work for a few days.
Chimney Sweep: Why not?
Pony: My son tripped me down the stairs, and I broke my leg.
Chimney Sweep: Your son tripped you? Why would he do that?
Pony: It was an accident, he was playing with his toys, and didn't notice me.
Chimney Sweep: 당신 should've noticed him. What 당신 should have done was tell him to 옮기기 out of the way before 당신 tried going down the stairs. Now thanks to your incompetence, I'm low on employees for repairing the railway line. I'm gonna find somepony to take over for 당신 until 당신 get better. *Hangs up* I need to find a replacement worker, and quick.
83 분 later
Chimney Sweep: *Slamming his phone on the ground* Nopony wants to help me out! *Looks at his calender* There is one railroad I haven't tried yet. *Calls the Union Pacific*
Pete: *In his office, and 답변 the phone* Hello, you've reached Union Pacific's train station in Cheyenne. Pete Reimer speaking.
Chimney Sweep: I need your help.
Pete: Who is this?
Chimney Sweep: My name is Chimney Sweep. I run a section of the Lehigh Valley Railroad, and I'm low on employees for repairing track.
Pete: That's pretty far away.
Chimney Sweep: No other railway wants to send their ponies over here to help out! I just need one employee! ONE!! Is that too much to ask for?
Pete: Calm down, I'll give 당신 a helping hoof. Where is this section that 당신 run?
Chimney Sweep: Three Bridges, and Ponyville. Have your 조랑말 fly into Newark Airport at Jersey City, and I'll provide him transport from there to Three Bridges.
Pete: Okay, I'll send over one of my best track repairers. His name is Jeff.
Chimney Sweep: *Writing down the name* Jeff. Got it.
Pete: I'll send him over right now, and he should be at the airport 의해 August 9th.
Chimney Sweep: August 9th sounds good. Thank 당신 for your help. *Hangs up*
Pete: *Puts his phone away, and gets on the loudspeaker to the trainyard* Jeffery Soto, please 신고 to my office.
Inside the trainyard, Jeff heard Pete's voice on the loudspeaker.
Jeff: I wonder what he wants.
Percy: He probably wants to give 당신 a raise.
Jeff: Will 당신 be okay working on this engine 의해 yourself?
Percy: Oh sure. I've done these things 의해 myself before.
Jeff: Alright then. I'll see 당신 when I get back. *Walks away*
Gordon: Oooh, you're in trouble!
Jeff: You'll be in trouble if 당신 don't leave me alone.
Hawkeye: Don't worry Jeff. Me, and Stylo will straighten him out.
Jeff: Thanks 당신 two. *Continues walking to Pete's office at the train station*
Date: August 7, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:38 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Jeff went into Pete's office at the station.
Jeff: 당신 wanted to see me sir?
Pete: Yes. Let me ask 당신 a question. What do 당신 know about the Lehigh Valley Railroad?
Jeff: Not much. All I know about it is that it's a short railway in the east coast. Why are 당신 asking me about it?
Pete: There's a shortage of track repairers in Neigh Jersey. You'll be taking an airplane from this city into Jersey City. From there, a stallion with a sign of both the Union Pacific, and Lehigh Valley logo will be there waiting for you.
Jeff: I see. When do I go?
Pete: Right now. *Gives Jeff a fifty dollar bill* Hopefully, General Grant will help 당신 buy your ticket at the airport.
Jeff: He better. If he doesn't, I may need help from the president.
Pete: Alright, good luck Jeff.
Jeff: Thank 당신 sir. I will not let 당신 down. *Leaves*
Pete: *Hears his phone ring* I wonder who that could be. *Answers the phone* Hello?
Michael: Pete? Can 당신 help me out?
Pete: What is it?
Michael: I need an extra 조랑말 over here to repair track.
Pete: I'm sorry Mike, I'm short on employees as well.
Michael: What about Jeff?
Pete: The Lehigh Valley is borrowing him.
Michael: That railroad is all the way in the east coast 당신 bastard. Why would 당신 send him all the way out there?!
Pete: The boss on that railway had a short temper.
Michael: Yeah? Well Roger, Anthony, and Donut will have short tempers if I don't get another 조랑말 to help repair the track.
Pete: Alright, I'll send Percy over, but 당신 owe me big time.
Michael: Whatever 당신 say.
Meanwhile, Jeffery arrived at the airport in a taxi.
Taxi Pony: *Stops at the airport* That'll be $2.50
Jeff: *Gives the taxi 조랑말 $2.50* Have a good day. *Gets out of the cab*
Taxi Pony: That unicorn must be fucked up in the head. Nopony has ever said that to me before. *Drives away*
Jeff: *Enters the airport* One ticket to Newark Airport, Jersey City.
Airport Pony: 당신 got it. *Gives Jeff a ticket* Enjoy your flight.
Jeff: Thanks. *Walks to his airplane*
As for Hawkeye, Stylo, and Gordon? The three of them were waiting for a freight train in the yards. They were going to push the cars from the train down the hump in four switchers.
Gordon: I'm glad Jeff is gone.
Stylo: How could 당신 say that?
Hawkeye: He's the best 조랑말 we have for repairing track, and locomotives.
Gordon: Yeah, well he won't be blocking our line with track repairs.
Stylo: 당신 do realize that repairing track is important.
Gordon: Not as important as getting to your destination on time.
Pete: *Talking in the loudspeaker* Attention, Percy Sigma, and Gordon Suite, 신고 to my office.
Gordon: Ha! I bet I'm gonna get a vacation, and Percy will be fired.
However, that was the complete opposite of what he was expecting.
Pete: *Looking at Gordon, and Percy* Now 당신 two are most likely wondering why I called 당신 down here.
Gordon: Nope. I know why we're here.
Pete: I'm sure 당신 don't, so fuck you.
Percy: *Snickering*
Gordon: 당신 got something to say?
Percy: No.
Pete: The reason I called 당신 down here was because the Southern Pacific needs another 조랑말 to help repair track. That's where 당신 come in Percy. 당신 will take the 다음 train to Ogden, and help out until Michael gets 더 많이 ponies.
Gordon: And, what does this have to do with me?
Pete: Since Percy, and Jeff will not be here, I need you, and Orion to do their work.
Gordon: Oh no! I will not repair track. It's unnecessary, and causes too many delays.
Pete: Those delays will save your life. Now get going 당신 two.
Percy walked onto the station platform, and Gordon followed. Just then, Metal Gloss arrived in a passenger train.
Percy: Metal Gloss!
Metal Gloss: What?
Percy: Is this train heading to Ogden?
Metal Gloss: It sure is. Climb aboard.
Percy: *Gets into the cab 다음 to Metal Gloss*
Gordon: Where's Orion?
Metal Gloss: He's coming back here with a freight train from Dallas.
Gordon: Alright. Pete wants me, and him to repair track while Percy, and Jeff are away.
Metal Gloss: Where did Jeff go?
Gordon: Neigh Jersey. Pete says he sent him to work on the Lehigh Valley for a few days.
So far, Jeff was on an airplane, currently flying over the state of Kansas. He was looking 앞으로 to working on the Lehigh Valley Railroad, but was also nervous about it.
Date: August 9, 1959
Location: Ponyville, Neigh Jersey
Time: 1:36 PM
Railroad: Lehigh Valley
Ninety 분 ago, Jeff arrived in Jersey City on the airplane. Now, he was with the 조랑말 that picked him up.
Jeff: How much further do we have to go?
LV Pony: Not that far. Three Bridges is right 다음 to Ponyville. We'll just get on Highway 202, and get off once we enter Three Bridges.
Jeff: Who is my boss?
LV Pony: Chimney Sweep, but I should warn you, he has a very short temper.
Jeff: Do 당신 like him?
LV Pony: Sort of. Sometimes, he can be an asshole. I ain't gonna lie to 당신 about that.
Meanwhile in Cheyenne, Gordon, and Orion were fixing track on Sherman Hill.
Gordon: *Hits a spike, but it bends* Oh, 당신 GOTTA BE KIDDING!!
Orion: What happened?
Gordon: The spike is bent, and we need a new one!
Orion: Gordon, that's the sixteenth nail we used. Why don't 당신 let me hit it in?
Gordon: No. The only way to get things done is 의해 doing it yourself.
Orion: *Looks at the rest of the track that is damaged. It goes on for a mile* Yeah. That's why we barely started.
Gordon: I just don't know why Pete would choose me to do Jeff, and Percy's work. Me! Of all the other ponies on the Union Pacific, I have to suffer.
Orion: 당신 have to suffer? I've been putting up with your 나귀, 엉덩이 for over eighteen hours, and you're saying that 당신 suffer?
Gordon: Yes.
Orion: *Walks to inspection car* I'm gonna have some water. Want any?
Gordon: I'll be alright.
Will he be alright? Find out in the 다음 episode.
What will Jeff think of his boss Chimney Sweep? Find out in the 다음 episode.
Why do I keep telling 당신 to find out stuff in the 다음 episode? Find out in... Uh, well... You're not gonna be able to find that out in the 다음 episode.
The End