26 Better Names for 동물 

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Here is a fresh list of improved animal names to add to your dictionary… [via

It’s better if you read them in a British Accent.

David Attenborough “and here we have the majestic sea flap flap gliding through the waves”

I love them all! I can’t pick a favorite.

Fun fact: the naked snail thing is called “Nacktschnecke” in german wich means naked snail. German is very specific on many thing.

the literal translation for the chinese word for lobster actually is dragon shrimp

I saw one where they called a bear Dangerfloof, which I approve of.

YES! When will people realise the orca is not a whale?!

Nope rope made my day. And yeah, *Panda dolphin

More like “Panda Shark.” Those things fuck shit up.

But they actually are dolphins. Which is more accurate than “Killer Whale”.

Isn’t that a “Changing Color Floppy Floppy Sea Spider”?

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