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posted by AliceHaleCullen
10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.

9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.

8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever 당신 can.

7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.

6. When 당신 go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”

5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.

4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.

3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.

2. Ask her what 당신 will be doing in five 분 every ten minutes.

And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?

1. 이메일 her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
Did we get you? Probably thought we meant that Ashley Greene had a man, huh? Well, guess again. It isn't human. Nope. Hint: it has fur. And claws. And fangs. No, it's not a werewolf. It's an adorable 강아지 dog!

Ashley gushed to reporters about the new 사랑 of her life: "she was meant to be mine. I wasn't looking for a dog, and I happened to see her picture online, and I was like, 'I have to have that dog.' "

The pampered pooch, Marlow, is a white Toy 여우 Terrier. Marlow already has adapted to the luxury life as she spent the evening cradled 의해 Ashley throughout must of the For Joseph launch party...
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posted by DefineDelicate
Okay, I think it's 안전한, 안전 to say it's time for a new Banner, because..well..this isn't Ashley Greene, I made a Pick recently on which Alice 아이콘 would 당신 guys want, now I need a banner so That I can give it to Dave..and that's where 당신 guys come in.

we need a banner..if your interested in making one please let me know now, 또는 i'll have a friend make it, athough it's getting harder to find someone, so please if 당신 have photoshop 또는 any kind of program, make the banner and message me with the link and i'll hand it over to Dave along with the choosen Icon.

lets Make this spot LOOK FAB!!!

:D

XOXO
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Esme: So Carlisle, hunnybunchsugarpiebubblegumyumyumbabyhuggybear,
as I was saying, i really think that Rosalie should dye her hair red.

Carlisle: And why is that Esme, myonetruelovesentfromheaventosavemefromthepitsofhellinearth?

Esme: Cz i said so. *holds knife*

Carlisle:Okay...........

Bella: *sits between them* i thought 당신 couldn't kill a vampire with a knife.

Esme: *hides knife* what knife? do 당신 see any knives here muffincakes? *glares at muffincakes, ahem, Carlisle*

Bella: you're very forgetful Esme. The one 당신 hid just now, silly silly Esme *shakes head. Look! Edward's gracefully skipping...
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posted by devssis10
Look I think it's really sad that Stephenie Meyer can't write the rest of Midnight Sun.It's ridiculous that she should have to stop 글쓰기 the twilight 책 because for one I wanted to read a book 의해 Edward's point of view.Now the rest of Renesmee's life is a mystery I wanted to see if she and Jacob would get married.Also what will happen to renesmee will she stop growing?I just can't belive that some idiot would steal Stephenie Meyer's manuscript.She didn't even get half way through the fith book.