앨리스 컬렌 Article: Ways to Annoy The Cullens

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posted by meeek

1. Whenever 당신 get a papercut, and it's bleeding, wave your hand around in Carlisle's face saying, "you know 당신 waaaaaaant some."

2. Sneak into Edward's room and redecorate it, including rearranging his CDs

3. Provoke the Volturi and blame it on Jasper

4. Randomly yell "GODDAMMIT!" and whenever one of them asks what happened, say "nooothhinngg' >> with shifty eyes.

5. Give Emmett a teddy 곰 for his birthday

6. Invite Jacob Black over....

7....including Quil and Embry

8. Put some fake fangs in your mouth and put ketchup on them (for the blood) and run around going "Rawr Ima vampire! Rawr! Rawr!" and jump out from corners, dark hallways, etc at them.

9. Find out where the boundery line is and stand in the werewolf part and throw 랜덤 insults, making faces, and 또는 throw things at them....

10... Don't forget to say "Nya nya! I'm in werewolf territory! OHHH!

11. Have Emmett and the Volturi have a "Yo' Mama" battle.

12. Follow Edward for an entire day. Don't speak 또는 say anything. At the end of the day, when he asks 당신 why 당신 followed him all day, cling to his arm and say "because I LOOOOOOOOVEEEE you" .......

13. Do the same thing, but infront of Bella.

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lilred96 i love sooooooooo!funny i need a copy.

tooch Hahaha. This is so cool (: -xo.

alicecullensBFF omg this is so funny! haha i especially luv the but fangs and ketchup in ur mouth and go RAWR and the "because i loooooooooooove you" one hahha thanks for posting this im gonna send it to all my friends

inufan13 hahahahahaha!!!XD "rar im is a vampire rar"

disneyin STOP IT!U r humiliating the Cullens

edwardcullen865 hahahaha i love the cullens to death but this is funny

clcstar15 I love it. cullens rock

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