-Edward bought Bella a small silver phone. The kinds everybody has when there's an emergency. I wonder what's so special about the small silver phone.
Bella holds small sliver phone 의해 it's edge. Almost dropping it.
Bella: Euw. It's small. and silver. and it's a phone. Omg its a small silver phone!!
Edward: Silver is sexy. Would 당신 prefer a green giant phone instead, Bella?
Bella: No. Not green. I hate green. Green is wet. Green is damp. Green is Forks. I hate Forks.
Edward: If 당신 haven't come to Forks then 당신 wouldn;t have met me, your sexy, gorgeous, perfect boyfriend who's also a vampire and lives with six other 뱀파이어 and claim to be a family and adopted 의해 the two oldest vampire Carlisle and Esme. And is sexy.
Bella: Wow. 당신 said that in one breath.
Edward: Because Im sexy.
Bella: No. because 당신 don't need to breathe. You're a vampire. 당신 only breathe because its a habit and 당신 can't smell anything if i don't.
Edward: Yes, but Im still sexy. So yes, about that small silver phone, that's sexy, like me...
Bella: Okay, i'll take this small silver phone. *Puts into pocket and forgets about it*
Edward: You're not going to use it aren't you?
Bella: OMG i though 당신 couldn't read my mind!
Edward: I can't. and that bugs me because I have the sexy ability to read other people's mind but not yours because 당신 claim that something is wrong with your brain but i think it's because you're different and that's why 당신 appeal most to me than the other girls.
Bella: Wow. 당신 said that in one breath, too.
Edward: Because Im sexy. And 의해 the way, I don;t need to read your mind because I cant and that bugs me because I have the sexy ability to read other people's mind but not yours because 당신 claim that something is wrong with your brain but i think it's because you're different and that's why 당신 appeal most to me than the other girls to see that you're putting the small silver phone in your pocket and forgetting about it. Maybe 당신 should try texting with the small silver phone.
Bella: Stupid small silver phone. *takes out of pocket and try texting Edward*
*BEEP BEEP*
Bella: OMG what's that sound??
Edward: That's my small silver phone receiving a text message from your small silver phone, which are, identical. Sexy.
From: BellaDearestzz
Gjkmmntv3xnotvu!,:!
Edward: Uhhhh....
Bella: It;s supposed to say I 사랑 You.
Edward: Maybe 당신 should use the small silver phone other than to text.
Bella: Maybe later. Now I have the sudden urge to force 당신 into changing me into a vampire because I want to be with 당신 forever and every single 일 of forever!
Edward: No.
Bella: But whyyy??
Edward: Because Im sexy. I mean, because, I 사랑 당신 so much and I dont want 당신 to suffer eternal damnation like me. Aaanndd. Im sexy.
Bella: Now Im going to throw a tantrum becase 당신 dont want to change
me into a vampire because I want to be with 당신 forever and every single 일 of forever.
Edward: And I, being the sexy vampire I am, will 키스 당신 passionately on your lips but trying to control myself not to let 당신 touch my teeth because it is razor sharp and is full of venom and we 뱀파이어 don;t have fangs.
Bella: And now I am having 초 thoughts about loving 당신 because i 사랑 my werewolf bestfriend too and not as a bestfriend 또는 a brother but as a guy but i decided to be with 당신 again because eventhough i 사랑 my werewolf bestfriend too and not as a bestfriend 또는 a brother but as a guy, i 사랑 당신 more.
Alice: LETS GO SHOPPING!!!!!
Credit to: vampiresandvirgos link
**Disclaimer: I do not own the characters mentioned above and niether do the person who wrote this. All characters mentioned are owned 의해 the author of The Twilight Saga, Stephenie Meyer.
I just 게시됨 this 기사 to share for 당신 guys. Thanks to the one who did this.
Bella holds small sliver phone 의해 it's edge. Almost dropping it.
Bella: Euw. It's small. and silver. and it's a phone. Omg its a small silver phone!!
Edward: Silver is sexy. Would 당신 prefer a green giant phone instead, Bella?
Bella: No. Not green. I hate green. Green is wet. Green is damp. Green is Forks. I hate Forks.
Edward: If 당신 haven't come to Forks then 당신 wouldn;t have met me, your sexy, gorgeous, perfect boyfriend who's also a vampire and lives with six other 뱀파이어 and claim to be a family and adopted 의해 the two oldest vampire Carlisle and Esme. And is sexy.
Bella: Wow. 당신 said that in one breath.
Edward: Because Im sexy.
Bella: No. because 당신 don't need to breathe. You're a vampire. 당신 only breathe because its a habit and 당신 can't smell anything if i don't.
Edward: Yes, but Im still sexy. So yes, about that small silver phone, that's sexy, like me...
Bella: Okay, i'll take this small silver phone. *Puts into pocket and forgets about it*
Edward: You're not going to use it aren't you?
Bella: OMG i though 당신 couldn't read my mind!
Edward: I can't. and that bugs me because I have the sexy ability to read other people's mind but not yours because 당신 claim that something is wrong with your brain but i think it's because you're different and that's why 당신 appeal most to me than the other girls.
Bella: Wow. 당신 said that in one breath, too.
Edward: Because Im sexy. And 의해 the way, I don;t need to read your mind because I cant and that bugs me because I have the sexy ability to read other people's mind but not yours because 당신 claim that something is wrong with your brain but i think it's because you're different and that's why 당신 appeal most to me than the other girls to see that you're putting the small silver phone in your pocket and forgetting about it. Maybe 당신 should try texting with the small silver phone.
Bella: Stupid small silver phone. *takes out of pocket and try texting Edward*
*BEEP BEEP*
Bella: OMG what's that sound??
Edward: That's my small silver phone receiving a text message from your small silver phone, which are, identical. Sexy.
From: BellaDearestzz
Gjkmmntv3xnotvu!,:!
Edward: Uhhhh....
Bella: It;s supposed to say I 사랑 You.
Edward: Maybe 당신 should use the small silver phone other than to text.
Bella: Maybe later. Now I have the sudden urge to force 당신 into changing me into a vampire because I want to be with 당신 forever and every single 일 of forever!
Edward: No.
Bella: But whyyy??
Edward: Because Im sexy. I mean, because, I 사랑 당신 so much and I dont want 당신 to suffer eternal damnation like me. Aaanndd. Im sexy.
Bella: Now Im going to throw a tantrum becase 당신 dont want to change
me into a vampire because I want to be with 당신 forever and every single 일 of forever.
Edward: And I, being the sexy vampire I am, will 키스 당신 passionately on your lips but trying to control myself not to let 당신 touch my teeth because it is razor sharp and is full of venom and we 뱀파이어 don;t have fangs.
Bella: And now I am having 초 thoughts about loving 당신 because i 사랑 my werewolf bestfriend too and not as a bestfriend 또는 a brother but as a guy but i decided to be with 당신 again because eventhough i 사랑 my werewolf bestfriend too and not as a bestfriend 또는 a brother but as a guy, i 사랑 당신 more.
Alice: LETS GO SHOPPING!!!!!
Credit to: vampiresandvirgos link
**Disclaimer: I do not own the characters mentioned above and niether do the person who wrote this. All characters mentioned are owned 의해 the author of The Twilight Saga, Stephenie Meyer.
I just 게시됨 this 기사 to share for 당신 guys. Thanks to the one who did this.
