"Oh my god Janet! What does that look like to you?!" I yelled loudly.

Did I forget to mention I get a little... competitive when it comes to this game.

"A bowling ball?"

"There are no holes idiot! How is that a bowling ball!?"

Blair was laughing uncontrollably at me and Tanner was shaking his head.

"Um... is it a... bowl?" Janet asked nervously.

"Times up!" Tanner declared.

"ITS THE SUN!" I yelled at Janet. "How stupid can 당신 be?!" I got up from my spot on the floor and pointed out the window. "You've never seen the sun before? Is that it?! A blind person is better at this game!"

I continued yelling at her as she talked to the boys. "I want to change partners."
"Not it!" Tanner yelled. Jeez, some brother he is.

"No fair! I don't want to be partnered with that..." He paused to watch me kick over a chair "Monster."

I glared at him. "I'm not a monster."

"Look at you!" He said. "Kicking over chairs. Its just a game."

I sighed and reluctantly plopped 다음 to me new partner. "Your the same way with Chameleon Twist 2."

"I am not!" He defended.

Tanner laughed. He stood up and jumped on the couch. "You think your hot shit just because your a giant hamburger?! Well your not! Shut up! Stop throwing stuff at me!" He started jumping up and held and imaginary controller. He started slamming hard on the imaginary buttons and continued yelling. "Yeah! Take that! Yeah! What now 당신 giant piece of useless meat! Yeah! I'm the master!"

Janet and I were laughing at how true it was. He was exactly like that. No exadurations. Blair crossed his arms and pouted as he watched Tanner make fun of him.

"What?! I jumped!" Tanner turned his head to look at us. "Did 당신 guys see? I jumped! I really did!" He started hitting his fake buttons. "No! No no no no!"

"I think he's 로스트 it." Janet mumbled as Tanner through down his imaginary controller.

"I hate you!" He yelled at the blank tv. "Your a cheater!" He plopped down and the 침상, 소파 and mimicked Blair's pout perfectly.

"I'm not like that at all." Blair mumbled.

The three of us started laughing again. "Your in denial." Janet informed him.

"Oh whatever." He stopped pouting and turned his attention to me. "Come on monster. We got us a game to win."



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"It was an umbrella! 당신 should be in special classes!" Blair yelled at me.


I narrowed my eyes. "Oh come on. It looks like a boat."


"No it doesn't! Since when do boats have points?! And a curled stick?!"He jumped up and slammed his fists on the table. "They don't! See!" He drew a poorly drawn boat. "That's a boat! Right there!"


I smirked. "Looks like an umbrella to me."


"Ahhh!" He yelled. He kicked over the same chair I had, then through a 베개 forcefully at me. "Your an idiot!"


Tanner and Janet were laughing at us. I was sitting down calmly watching him as he cursed me out and kicked stuff.


"And I'm the monster?"


He looked up at me, and I could've swornhis eyesturned red and his head spun around on his body. Before I knew it I was flat on my back with a crazy looking Blair on 상단, 맨 위로 of me.


"Yes. Yes 당신 are." He said calmly.


"Get off me 당신 crazy pedophile." I commanded.


He tilted his head and smiled at me. "I'm rather comfy right here."


"Well." I said shifting under him. "I am rather uncomfortable."


He tilted his head to the other side. "You smell pretty." He crinkled his nose and grinned.


"Your a nut." I told him. It's true.


"I am no such thing." He said. "I'm just simply informing 당신 that your new perfume doesn't smell like cheep hookers."

I narrowed my eyes. "Your an asshole."

He smiled and leaned down. "I bet it turns 당신 on." He raised an eyebrow and licked his lips. "Hmm?"

"Oh my god Blair. Stop raping my little sister." Tanner scolded him.

Blair, for some reason, blushed and rolled off me. He said something about the bathroom but I don't like him so I didn't care.

"I'm not that much littler. We're both seventeen." I complained. We are irish twins. He was born January third, makeing him almost a 년 older then me but not exactly

"Your not seventeen yet youngster." Tanner said. "Your birthday is on December Twelfth."

"Isn't twelve twelve unlucky?" Janet asked.

"I don't think so." Tanner replied. "That's only when 당신 look at a clock."

"Anyway!" I said loudly. They both looked at me. "It's already September. My birthday is only like three months away."

"Yeah." Tanner nodded. "As in, your not seventeen yet."

I sighed I sat up. "Are we done with this dumb game?"

Tanner looked at the mess on the table. Between mine and Blair's fit the game was all over the place. "I think so."

"Speaking of dumb, useless, objects..." I started.

"Oh come on Kristen." Janet sighed. "What has he ever done to you?"

I put my finger on my chin in mock thought. "Well it all started when I was six. It was a week until my birthday party and Blair had just moved in down the street. Tanner and Blair were already good 프렌즈 의해 the first weekend. I was walking down the stairs on dayand Blair pushed me. I fell down them and broke my ankle. I had to go to my seventh birthday on crunches."

"How many times did I say I was sorry for that?" The man of the 시간 himself asked.

Janet laughed. "About one billion." I rolled my eyes and she smiled at me.

"And, miss kris, how many times do 당신 want me to say it?"

I looked at him and stubbornly crossed my arms. "Two billion."

They all looked at me as if saying 'how old are you, six?'

"That's not the only thing. He broke my malibu 바비 인형 when I was eight. Read my entire diary when I was nine. Farted in my face when I was ten. Put bugs on my hair whenI was eleven. He scratched my 가장 좋아하는 cd when I was twelve. Ruined my first 키스 when I was thirteen. Copied off my test and made me fail it when I was fourteen. Let my cat out the front door and it never came 집 when I was fifteen. And this 년 nothing unbelievably jerkish happened... yet."

"Grudge holder much?" Janet asked.

"Not to mention our constant fighting. The way she chews gum right in my ear. The way she stares at my 나귀, 엉덩이 when she thinks I'm not paying attention..."

"I do not stare at 당신 ass." I defended myself.

Blair smirked at me. "Oh of course not."

I got up and shook my head. "Your a jerk." I told him flatly.

And with that Janet and I walked upstairs to my room to watch horror 영화 and other sleep over like things.