zoboomafoo
zoboomafoo facts:
zoboomafoo is wanted for his war crimes across multiple continents
zoboomafoo is a lemur/s
zoboomafoo once threatened a cashier in a seven eleven at gunpoint for a single fig
zoboomafoo is now a widely practiced religion by over 7 million people worldwide
zoboomafoo will end scientology
zoboomafoo is actually 11'5 and they shrunk him down in editing
zoboomafoo is a figment of everyones imagination but he is so embedded in the collective subcon...