**straight from 레이 Johnson himself**
Girl, I know 당신 left me,
but there was something I forgot to show you.
Baby girl, 당신 left me. Oh no! We broke up.
It's been a while since we last spoke, but
I need another chance. Can 당신 give me that?
'Cause there's something in my pants that'll win 당신 back.
I wanna be your man again,
But 당신 left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston.
And I know 당신 said you'd never call,
But girl, 당신 ain't seen my balls.
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls.
(repeat)
My balls are so awesome. Don't get me started.
They're so damn big. How big are they?
They're so big. It's really obnoxious....
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