Dick was sitting in the back of his history class in the middle of texting Wally when he received another text. A text from Bruce no less.
당신 would think that having 배트맨 as a guardian would offer some pretty interesting texts.
당신 would be wrong.
They never exchanged texts that might reveal their hero identities. That of course did not stop Dick from imagining what those texts would look like:
OMG scarecrow brok out
BC pnched GA. . . . LMFAO
WTF Supes fails agn
Caught Jkr W00t!
Of course Dick knew that if 배트맨 did text, he would never text like that, but he could dream couldn't he?
As for the texts Bruce did send—since he was always out and about either caught up doing Wayne Enterprises 또는 League stuff and was not always necessarily there—let's just say it took helicopter parenting to a new level.
His texts looked something like this:
Homework done?
Home yet? Which was Bruce's short subtle way of saying you-should-have-been-home-five- minutes-ago-and-just-because-I'm-not-there-does-not-mean-I-do-not-know-you-are-out-passed-curfew. It was unfair really. Robin was allowed to go trapeezing off rooftops in the dead of the night, getting shot at no less, and yet Dick had to be in 의해 9 pm. Ridiculous. Although to be fair, Gotham did have a 9 pm curfew for unaccompanied teens that were not going to 또는 from a school related event 또는 work.
Then there was the most common text he got from Bruce:
No
And Dick's least favorite:
I know what 당신 are doing.
Ominous.
Very ominous.
Dick would not deny that he did have a tendency to get into mischief. He could not help it; he was a live in the moment type of guy. He also had a huge helping of humor that people just seemed not to appreciate fully.
The first time Dick had received that ominous text had been years 이전 shortly after he had finally adjusted to living at the Manor. There was a function and he had been about to pour a powder that he had bought from a joke-shop into a gargantuan crystal 펀치 bowl. It would have turned the teeth green of anyone who drank from it. It was the perfect prank, because there was an 시간 delay from the moment the person drank to the point when their teeth turned green—by then everyone would have had a drink.
But Dick had received that text.
Prank terminated.
The 초 time Dick received that text, Bruce was not anywhere near Dick. In fact, he was on a completely different continent. Dick had climbed a tree, the ridiculously tall 나무, 트리 in Barbara's backyard, and was doing tricks on its branches much to the delight of Barbara. Barbara's aunts however, were not so delighted. They were completely exlighted and totally freaking out which was also much to the delight of Barbara.
And then Dick had received that text.
Monkeying around . . . successfully terminated.
And so it went over the years with Dick receiving that text at just the right moment.
Dick knew that Bruce officially had no superpowers, but he was not really sure if that was true. He swore that man had to be psychic. He just had to be. There was no other reason as to why the man could possible know that he was up to something.
So Dick had checked. He probably had spent at least a total of a couple weeks over the last four years trying to figure out how Bruce always seemed to know when he was up to something. Dick did not have a tracker on him and there were no hidden cameras following him around. After the Watch Tower had been built, he had suspected maybe Bruce was using the Tower to spy on him. Martian Man Hunter swore he knew nothing of the sort. Dick still suspected though. Even now, he would occasionally glance suspiciously up at the sky.
The truth was far simpler than what Dick imagination had created. Bruce had no idea of truly knowing when Dick was up to something, he simply understood how Dick's mind worked. The boy was incredibly intelligent, a little bit too curious and way too much of a thrill seeker to not be either doing something 또는 at least thinking about doing something he probably should not be doing. Bruce figured if he randomly sent out that text there was a 97% chance of it being timely appropriate.
He did not send that text out often, just enough to get Dick thinking about his actions. Even though he never asked Dick if he actually had been up to something at the time, Bruce knew it worked.
Super Nanny had nothing on him.
AND it was just fun to do. The looks Dick gave later on at 집 were priceless.
Dick finished his message to Wally and pressed send. Then he looked at the text Bruce sent him. It read:
Dinner at Azzari's.
Azzari's had the best 피자 in Gotham. Dick was so excited that he did not even think before replying.
Sweet!
Less than 30 초 later he received another text from Bruce.
Why are 당신 texting in class?
Dick's eyebrows knitted together in confusion. He re-read the text. Leave it up to Bruce to text him and not want a response. And the man had text-ed him while he was in class no less. He had to know he was in class, had to.
How was he supposed to respond to that?
If he responded, he would be texting in class. But Dick really wanted to explain that he had not meant to text in class and that he was only replying as a curtsey. After all, Bruce could not possibly have known that he had also been texting Wally. Right?
Dick looked out the classroom's big windows, his eyes narrowing at the cloudless blue sky. He swore he could see the Watch Tower. He looked back at his phone and then back out the window. He frowned slightly, ignoring the text Wally just sent him, and slipped the phone back into his book bag. He looked out the window again suspiciously and scooted his 책상, 데스크 away from the window. He ignored the curious stares of his classmates.
.
.
.
15 blocks from Gotham Academy, high up on the 상단, 맨 위로 floor of Wayne Towers, Lucius 여우 stopped paying attention to the boardroom meeting and looked at the man beside him. Bruce Wayne had that sly grin on his face, that I'm-messing-with-Richard look Lucius had come to know.
The man shook his head. "You leave that poor boy alone."
Bruce chuckled and put the phone back into his suit pocket.
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당신 would think that having 배트맨 as a guardian would offer some pretty interesting texts.
당신 would be wrong.
They never exchanged texts that might reveal their hero identities. That of course did not stop Dick from imagining what those texts would look like:
OMG scarecrow brok out
BC pnched GA. . . . LMFAO
WTF Supes fails agn
Caught Jkr W00t!
Of course Dick knew that if 배트맨 did text, he would never text like that, but he could dream couldn't he?
As for the texts Bruce did send—since he was always out and about either caught up doing Wayne Enterprises 또는 League stuff and was not always necessarily there—let's just say it took helicopter parenting to a new level.
His texts looked something like this:
Homework done?
Home yet? Which was Bruce's short subtle way of saying you-should-have-been-home-five- minutes-ago-and-just-because-I'm-not-there-does-not-mean-I-do-not-know-you-are-out-passed-curfew. It was unfair really. Robin was allowed to go trapeezing off rooftops in the dead of the night, getting shot at no less, and yet Dick had to be in 의해 9 pm. Ridiculous. Although to be fair, Gotham did have a 9 pm curfew for unaccompanied teens that were not going to 또는 from a school related event 또는 work.
Then there was the most common text he got from Bruce:
No
And Dick's least favorite:
I know what 당신 are doing.
Ominous.
Very ominous.
Dick would not deny that he did have a tendency to get into mischief. He could not help it; he was a live in the moment type of guy. He also had a huge helping of humor that people just seemed not to appreciate fully.
The first time Dick had received that ominous text had been years 이전 shortly after he had finally adjusted to living at the Manor. There was a function and he had been about to pour a powder that he had bought from a joke-shop into a gargantuan crystal 펀치 bowl. It would have turned the teeth green of anyone who drank from it. It was the perfect prank, because there was an 시간 delay from the moment the person drank to the point when their teeth turned green—by then everyone would have had a drink.
But Dick had received that text.
Prank terminated.
The 초 time Dick received that text, Bruce was not anywhere near Dick. In fact, he was on a completely different continent. Dick had climbed a tree, the ridiculously tall 나무, 트리 in Barbara's backyard, and was doing tricks on its branches much to the delight of Barbara. Barbara's aunts however, were not so delighted. They were completely exlighted and totally freaking out which was also much to the delight of Barbara.
And then Dick had received that text.
Monkeying around . . . successfully terminated.
And so it went over the years with Dick receiving that text at just the right moment.
Dick knew that Bruce officially had no superpowers, but he was not really sure if that was true. He swore that man had to be psychic. He just had to be. There was no other reason as to why the man could possible know that he was up to something.
So Dick had checked. He probably had spent at least a total of a couple weeks over the last four years trying to figure out how Bruce always seemed to know when he was up to something. Dick did not have a tracker on him and there were no hidden cameras following him around. After the Watch Tower had been built, he had suspected maybe Bruce was using the Tower to spy on him. Martian Man Hunter swore he knew nothing of the sort. Dick still suspected though. Even now, he would occasionally glance suspiciously up at the sky.
The truth was far simpler than what Dick imagination had created. Bruce had no idea of truly knowing when Dick was up to something, he simply understood how Dick's mind worked. The boy was incredibly intelligent, a little bit too curious and way too much of a thrill seeker to not be either doing something 또는 at least thinking about doing something he probably should not be doing. Bruce figured if he randomly sent out that text there was a 97% chance of it being timely appropriate.
He did not send that text out often, just enough to get Dick thinking about his actions. Even though he never asked Dick if he actually had been up to something at the time, Bruce knew it worked.
Super Nanny had nothing on him.
AND it was just fun to do. The looks Dick gave later on at 집 were priceless.
Dick finished his message to Wally and pressed send. Then he looked at the text Bruce sent him. It read:
Dinner at Azzari's.
Azzari's had the best 피자 in Gotham. Dick was so excited that he did not even think before replying.
Sweet!
Less than 30 초 later he received another text from Bruce.
Why are 당신 texting in class?
Dick's eyebrows knitted together in confusion. He re-read the text. Leave it up to Bruce to text him and not want a response. And the man had text-ed him while he was in class no less. He had to know he was in class, had to.
How was he supposed to respond to that?
If he responded, he would be texting in class. But Dick really wanted to explain that he had not meant to text in class and that he was only replying as a curtsey. After all, Bruce could not possibly have known that he had also been texting Wally. Right?
Dick looked out the classroom's big windows, his eyes narrowing at the cloudless blue sky. He swore he could see the Watch Tower. He looked back at his phone and then back out the window. He frowned slightly, ignoring the text Wally just sent him, and slipped the phone back into his book bag. He looked out the window again suspiciously and scooted his 책상, 데스크 away from the window. He ignored the curious stares of his classmates.
.
.
.
15 blocks from Gotham Academy, high up on the 상단, 맨 위로 floor of Wayne Towers, Lucius 여우 stopped paying attention to the boardroom meeting and looked at the man beside him. Bruce Wayne had that sly grin on his face, that I'm-messing-with-Richard look Lucius had come to know.
The man shook his head. "You leave that poor boy alone."
Bruce chuckled and put the phone back into his suit pocket.
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OMG!OMG! I watched episode 22! Sadly it was in spa oh but that's not the point!!! Sorry I hate to spoil it but the league is choosing a new member! Robin,plastic man,rokect,kf, miss m and a few others were one of the nominees!!!! :D *fan girl squeal*, remember when guardian took off his 헬멧 and he looked like Roy? Guess what! He is roys uncle!!! Sorry if I spoiled it but I couldn't help myself... They didn't tell us who is going the league yet!!! I REALLY REALLY hope it's robin 또는 kf! REALLY! fingers crossed!!!
All I could think about was the past. Staring at my brothers body, it made it harder to forget. Fang making fart jokes at the school through our cages trying to make me laugh. Me jumping on the 침대 trying to wake Fang up, laughing when I "accidentally" kicked him where it counts, him shoving me off the 침대 and onto the floor I stood there the past drowning out the battle in the background. I felt hands on my shoulders, followed 의해 shaking.
"Nudge? Nudge c'mon! We've gotta go this place is gonna blow!" I didn't budge. Still 로스트 in sea of emotions I choked down a sob as tears filled my eyes.
Yeah, yeah. I know it's short
"Nudge? Nudge c'mon! We've gotta go this place is gonna blow!" I didn't budge. Still 로스트 in sea of emotions I choked down a sob as tears filled my eyes.
Yeah, yeah. I know it's short
The plants tounge latched to her heart, she felt panic as her eye sight went fuzzy. A long dagger came darting across the room hitting the deadly plant, splitting it in half making stickly plant ooz spill everywhere. The familiar mask of Red Revenge hovered over her and scoped her up in his arms, princess style.
"Quick we need to regroup and get out of here, 또는 supey over there is going to bring this whole place down and all of 당신 along with it" Revenge said. Superboy looked up after hearing the word Supey, Megan levitated over to them "Ok I will get everyone of the bioship" She began to levitate off. Phoebe groaned "No megan wait, the x-jet is faster!". Artemis pulled out a smoke 애로우 and fired it and super man before lucas grabbed her hand and pulled her away. Eclipses eyes turned purple, roulette awoke from her 퍼치, 농 어 in Eclipses room "Roulette the blade!". The raven hopped under the 침대 and flew out again with a silver breif case in her tallons.
"Quick we need to regroup and get out of here, 또는 supey over there is going to bring this whole place down and all of 당신 along with it" Revenge said. Superboy looked up after hearing the word Supey, Megan levitated over to them "Ok I will get everyone of the bioship" She began to levitate off. Phoebe groaned "No megan wait, the x-jet is faster!". Artemis pulled out a smoke 애로우 and fired it and super man before lucas grabbed her hand and pulled her away. Eclipses eyes turned purple, roulette awoke from her 퍼치, 농 어 in Eclipses room "Roulette the blade!". The raven hopped under the 침대 and flew out again with a silver breif case in her tallons.
Coming this Friday! Of course, if 당신 want to read this and the 다음 four episodes, go to the Red Revenge Club!
"The party, Mr. Grant." the driver said, opening the door to the limo.
Sam groaned before stepping out.
"Do I really need a limo drive to my school?" he asked aloud.
"You are a high 프로필 character." a voice said beside him as 호랑 가시 나무, 홀리 slipped her arm through his.
"Nice." he commented at her outfit.
"You think?" 호랑 가시 나무, 홀리 asked.
"I think it fits 당신 perfectly." Sam said.
호랑 가시 나무, 홀리 blushed.
She was dressed in a skin-tight black body-suit, which just happened to be her Nightbird costume, with a red trench 코트 behind it and a red miniskirt over her pants.
The two walked through the door into the school.
"The party, Mr. Grant." the driver said, opening the door to the limo.
Sam groaned before stepping out.
"Do I really need a limo drive to my school?" he asked aloud.
"You are a high 프로필 character." a voice said beside him as 호랑 가시 나무, 홀리 slipped her arm through his.
"Nice." he commented at her outfit.
"You think?" 호랑 가시 나무, 홀리 asked.
"I think it fits 당신 perfectly." Sam said.
호랑 가시 나무, 홀리 blushed.
She was dressed in a skin-tight black body-suit, which just happened to be her Nightbird costume, with a red trench 코트 behind it and a red miniskirt over her pants.
The two walked through the door into the school.