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So Metal Gear Solid 2 was a lot of fun, and I only have brief memories of playing the original Metal Gear Solid on PS1… And I never played Metal Gear Solid 4. So that must mean we are limited to one other Metal Gear Solid game. One that has, not Snake, but someone else. That’s right, it’s Metal Gear Solid V: Phan- Okay, even I can’t run that joke into the ground. No, seriously, though, it’s Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
Metal Gear Solid 3 takes place in the 1960s, the Cold War is just heating up, and the American hero known as The Boss has betrayed the American people and joined sides with the Russians. 당신 play has The Boss’ apprentice and father to Solid Snake, Naked Snake, later to be known as Big Boss, as 당신 travel through the jungles of Russia, with the help of a mysterious woman named Eve, and see to it that Snake takes care of the high ranked soldiers of The Boss and to stop her from igniting a nuclear war. Also something about the Philosopher's Legacy which is a cluster fuck of it’s own right there. Unlike other Metal Gear Solid games, since 당신 are in the jungles with no way of having any means of survival aside from your basic skills, 당신 get a few new features. First off, the camo feature. Snake is equipped with a ton of camo that allows him to blend into his environment, and hide in plain sight from enemies. Dark green works best on grass, and browns and greys work best on dirt. Another feature in this game is healing. 당신 can use items to heal yourself, which is pretty good, but Metal Gear Solid 3 also allows 당신 to perform surgery on yourself. Depending on the situation, Snake will need to do some basic surgery to keep from dying. He’s gotta treat broken bones, open wounds, burns, sicknesses, and even pull leeches off of his body. And the last feature, the most interesting, is hunger. Snake loves to eat. But all he can eat is what is available to him, that being the wildlife of the jungle. All 당신 gotta do is kill what 당신 can find, eat it, and keep your hunger up. Failure to do so will cause his stomach to growl and alert enemies to your location, as well as eventually depleting health. I 사랑 the new mechanics that allow 당신 to really put your survival skills to the test, and it makes it feel like 당신 are truly fighting in a foreign land against all odds to stay alive. It also gives 당신 all that good Kojima humor and secret stuff to find in each playthrough. 당신 can shoot a beehive to scare off soldiers, put on an alligator mask and talk to your comrades, kill The End, the best boss fight in the game, before 당신 fight him and even change the settings of your console 의해 two weeks and let him die of old age, and my personal favorite, if 당신 shoot a specific character in the balls, 당신 can see his ghost covering his crotch. It’s these little details that I 사랑 in Metal Gear games that make it so charming and makes 당신 want to experiment with them 더 많이 and find all kinds of secrets. And the boss fights in this game are some of my favorites in the franchise. Aside from The End being a quiet hunt for a professional hunter and sniper 의해 a hundred different means, there’s The Sorrow, which is less of a fight and 더 많이 of 당신 trekking through the lake of the dead, The Fury which is an insane fight with an astronaut that uses a flamethrower which I swear was referenced 의해 Captain Vladimir in No 더 많이 히어로즈 2, and the fight with The Boss is one of the best final bosses in video games for it’s combat style, 음악 choice, and the fact that the area will be carpet bombed in a few 분 if 당신 take too long. It’s really a step up from the bosses in the last game, not that they were bad, just not as many as I would’ve liked.
Metal Gear Solid 3 was a game I immediately fell in 사랑 with for it’s setting, it’s stealth gameplay, and it’s unique story that really kept me invested from start to end, even if I had no damn clue what was going on. Many people consider Metal Gear Solid 3 to be the best in the franchise, and I am definitely one of those people. It’s a ton of fun and is totally worth your time, whether 당신 get the game on the original PS2 또는 play it on the Metal Gear Solid HD collection. It is truly an experience 당신 should see for yourself. Oh, and that theme song. I'M STILL IN A DREAM! SNAKE EATER!
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Wind: (Walks through a city, hearing about all sorts of crimes like murder, and robbery, and kidnapping) Just another 일 in the city.
Teens: (Talking with each other and laughing) And so I said to him “N***er, f**k you, and I’m white, so it was funny (Other’s laugh) And then I called him gay. The ultimate insult
Wind: God, this world is filled with a bunch of idiots. Everywhere I go, some stupid high school student is going around, talking about homosexuality, the male reproductive organ, 또는 insulting African American culture so badly, that the Klan would think that their race is really...
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Now, what is a guilty pleasure film? Well, it’s those 영화 that is hated, weather 의해 fans, critics, 또는 the world in general, but 당신 just can’t help but love. So, today, I will be talking about my ten guilty pleasure movies. Now, MY guilty pleasures may be different from YOUR guilty pleasures, so please, don’t try and insult me because of the choices on this list. Now, with that said, lets start the list



#10: 터미네이터 3: Rise of the Machines - After the epic Terminators 1 and 2, 팬 were hyped for the 다음 one in the series… And they ended up hating it. They said that it wasn’t...
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Now, every Zelda game has one 또는 two characters that 당신 can interact with. However, there are those characters that 당신 just want to stay away from at all time. Now, remember, this is only my opinion. If 당신 like these characters, then that’s just difference of opinion. With that, lets start the list

 Fi
Fi


#10: Fi from Skyward Sword - Now, Fi is lower on the list because she tries to help you. However, she can help a bit too much at times. Whenever the blantient obvious happens, like when 당신 pick up a rupee 또는 are fighting enemies, she will always come and give 당신 조언 that 당신 already...
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Now, there are lots of weapons in video games. Swords, axes, guns, and many more. But, does anyone here think of Chainsaws the very 초 they hear about video game weapons? Not really. So, today, I am going to talk about the Chainsaw Wielders in video games. The rules are as usual. Only one game per franchise. Now, lets start the list

 Antonio Montana
Antonio Montana


#10: Antonio Montana from Scarface: The World is Yours - Now, I know that Tony is a movie character, and not a video game character. But, this video game’s first mission is the last scene in the movie… and it has a fucking tiger in this...
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Now, I am just gonna put it out there. I am not a 팬 of WWE. Sorry, but I’m not. All I see when I watch it are some guys beating each other up for peoples entertainment. It’s like Roman gladiators… but with a lot less death. But, I am a 팬 of Harry Potter… the 책 anyway. Never got around to watching the movies, and I only read the books. They were great 책 that had great characters and weaved a good story. But, well, 당신 wanna know why I hate crossovers. Because of shit like this. Harry Potter Joins the WWE… Great. Also, the author states that this story is fiction. Oh, that’s...
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Now, a while back, I made a list about some of the most disturbing things in the media. It was pretty messed up, but, then I looked into it…. and there are EVEN 더 많이 disturbing things in the world. So, I am going to talk about some of the 더 많이 disturbing things in the media, 의해 what I have seen at least.

#10: Lavender Town from Pokemon Red/Blue - Now, when 당신 think of Pokemon, 당신 think of- No, wait, Pokemon is well known for having some of the creepiest shit this side of Hannibal Lector. From houses with a little girl who was murdered 의해 a Darkrai, to Pokemon that suck the life force out...
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Now, what is the difference between hard and annoying. Hard is a challenge that makes 당신 test your abilities, giving 당신 a very difficult enemy. Annoying is when an enemy spams attacks, won't die, 또는 is just plane broken. So, today, I will be talking about the enemies in video games that just irritate me the most. First, the rules. Only one game per franchise, and only games that I have played. So, now that that is out of the way, lets begin.

 Zubat
Zubat


#15: Zubat from Pokemon - Now, sure, these things are really easy to beat, especially when your Pokemon are at a high level, but, what isn't...
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Okay, now, there are a lot of disturbing things out there. I mean REALLY disturbing. Like, these are just so screwed up in so many ways, that it makes 당신 wonder, how these things can exist…. well, they do, and here, I am going to talk about the things that disturb me the most…. Oh, fuck my life with a rusty spoon.

#10: Pokemon “Electric Soldier Porygon” - Now, if you’re a Pokemon fan, like myself, 당신 will already know about THIS episode. This was an episode that only aired once in Japan. The episode was about where Ash and the gang get sucked into a computer under attack 의해 a Porygon,...
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Chuck: (In monitor room)
Stacey: (Sees group of soldiers on monitor) Chuck look at this
Chuck: (Looks at monitor) Oh my god
Stacey: Those guys must be a lead to what ha-
Chuck: Those guys are trespassing. I'm gonna go teach them some manners
Stacey: Chuck, that's not what I me- (Chuck runs off) Oh, why do I even bother
(Later, Underground)
Chuck: (Hides behind wall) Okay, I just need to be quiet and-
TK: (Comes 의해 train) Okay, is everything ready
Chuck: (GASP) (Runs out of hiding spot) P DIDDY! It's me. Chuck
TK: Oh, god, it's Chuck. What are 당신 doing here
Chuck: I'm here to get 당신 out of here before...
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So, there was this one downloadable game for XBox 360 and 플레이스테이션 3 known as Scott Pilgrim VS The World. And it KICKS ASS!
Scott Pilgrim is a game based off the graphic novel with the same name. The game takes place in Toronto, Canada, which is cold, people beat each other up, and there are hipsters everywhere. I really hope that last one is just a lie. Anyway, it is about Scott Pilgrim, a simple guy, who falls in 사랑 with a girl named Ramona Flowers. However, the only way they can be together is if Scott defeats her seven evil ex-boyfriends, which include a skateboarding actor, a superpowered...
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Episode 2: The Mask Man



January 16th 12:39 PM Sparklin’s Jewelry Shop

The jewel 샵 was closed at night, as most of the shops in 런던 were. It was a calm night. The security guard, Anderson, was walking around the building. He was given night watch duty. Something that never bothered him until the murder case back a week ago. He was worried that some psychotic killer would come and drain him of his blood. He made sure to carry a fully loaded revolver with him unlike many other times. As he walked around the shop, he felt a calm breeze blow through the shop. Anderson looked up, and saw a...
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PATRIOT SPOOF (uncensored):


CHAPTER 1:

Joining the American revolution of 1776.

Benjamin Martin, a veteran of the French and Indian war is still not yet involved in the warfare against England.

Partically due to his wife being dead, and it's up to him alone to take care of his seven childrun.

Benjamin himself was found in a barn, trying to make a rocking chair, he finally seemed to have one, but it broke.

Benjamin 로스트 his temper and threw it away in anger, revealing twenty other failed tries also, but when he saw one of his small childrun watching, he calmed himself down, probably not wanting...
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For those of 당신 that own a Playstation, I'm sure 당신 know of the PS mascot Klonoa. It is an amazing franchise. However, there is a fanfic that is so poorly written, I think it is right up there on bad Creepypastas such as The Kill Waker and Jeff the Killer. That fanfic is Klonoa's Darker Side.
So, it starts with the main character giving the game to his friend to borrow. Soon after, he gets the game back. However, there is one problem with the Klonoa game. It has been cursed. Guess how this happened........ His best friend cursed the game. How? I don't fucking know. The story never explains...
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King of Red Loins: And here it is, The Great 만, 베이 Isla- OH MY GOD (Sees destroyed Island)
Link: ........ 당신 sure it ain't Detroit Island
King of Red Lions: What happened
Postman: Link, I for some reason saw what happened. 당신 see a dark storm came and kick this islands ass.... Well, if island's had asses, I'm sure the storm would have kicked it. Anyway, Jabu Jabu was able to escape
Link: Wait, Jabu Jabu is still alive
Postman: Yep
Link: Who else is alive. Huh. Gorons? Zoras? Those weird things from Ikana Canyon. 당신 know what, screw it, I wont 질문 the goddamn world of this place
Postman. Well,...
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Hello everyone, I am your host, Windwakerguy430, I am here to show 당신 memes from all over the internet and I shall decide if the meme is Fine 또는 Foul. Today, we will be looking at the famous entity known only as Slender Man. Now, before we can talk about Slender Man, we need to talk about the origin of how he became just a picture to one of the biggest internet celebrity. On a 포럼 known as Something Awful, a user 게시됨 a picture of a group of kids with an odd looking man in the back. The 제목 of the 사진 was known as Slender Man. Since then, he started getting 더 많이 and 더 많이 famous.
The...
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Hello everyone, and welcome to Boss Bits. today, we'll be looking at bosses from the XBox Original exclusive Crimson Skies: High Road to Revenge. Crimson Skies is a game that I really like...... Okay, I should be 더 많이 specific. Crimson skies is a game where 당신 play as Nathan.... Zachary, not Nathan 드레이크, 드레이 크 from Uncharted. In Crimson Skies, 당신 play the whole game in a fighter plane around the 년 1940. Now, its a lot 더 많이 fun then 당신 think, and the bosses prove this well.
(Warning: Spoilers)

Boss: 거미 Zeppelin
The 거미 Zeppelin starts out as just an ordinary Zeppelin. Nothing special until...
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Court Lobby
10:40 January 20
Wind Waker Guy- Uh. I'm real nervous. How am I going to get through this
Happy Yappy- Mr. Wind Waker Guy. I got here as fast as I could. I wanted to ask 당신 something
Wind Waker Guy- What
Happy Yappy- Can I be there on the defendant stand with you
Wind Waker Guy- What
Happy Yappy- I don't want 당신 to do this alone. Unless 당신 want to, of course
Wind Waker Guy- Well, 당신 did help me get some evidence. I guess it won't matter
Happy Yappy- OH THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!!
Chuck- Wind Waker Guy. I'm glad to see you...uh... Wind Waker Guy. One of THEM is right behind you
Wind...
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SWORD:

1:

Mastersword as an interviewer: 저기요 princess Twilight. Good having 당신 here.

Twilight: Sure.

Sword: First off. How dose it feel being the forth princess ever?

Twilight: (barely even lessoning) Yes. I wouldn't be here without my friends.

Sword: That's nice. But the 질문 is, how dose it make 'you' feel. YOU!?

Twilight: (still barely lessoning) Yes. That is diffently a 질문 being asked. And I'm confident in my friends. And getting it done.

Sword: Okay.. Have to be honest with you. I feel like this interview. Is going absolutely nowhere. 당신 answered 'none' of my questions. 당신 kinda...
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Song: link

Derek: *Driving a Ford Mondeo down the road*

A 농구 hit the hood, and the car immediately fell apart.

Derek: Bother! How am I supposed to sell this car now?!
S.B: *Looks at the damaged car* Ooh, sorry about that.
Derek: How come 당신 look like Johnny Lightning?
S.B: I don't know what you're talking about. Anyway, I'm S.B from Trainz, and I'm here to host tonight's episode of the S.S.S.S. We're gonna show 당신 two 팬 fictions, both based off of 70's films. The Challenger which is based off of The Gauntlet, and Shado! Shado! Shado! A 별, 스타 Wars version of Tora! Tora! Tora! Enjoy the...
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