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So Metal Gear Solid 2 was a lot of fun, and I only have brief memories of playing the original Metal Gear Solid on PS1… And I never played Metal Gear Solid 4. So that must mean we are limited to one other Metal Gear Solid game. One that has, not Snake, but someone else. That’s right, it’s Metal Gear Solid V: Phan- Okay, even I can’t run that joke into the ground. No, seriously, though, it’s Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
Metal Gear Solid 3 takes place in the 1960s, the Cold War is just heating up, and the American hero known as The Boss has betrayed the American people and joined sides with the Russians. 당신 play has The Boss’ apprentice and father to Solid Snake, Naked Snake, later to be known as Big Boss, as 당신 travel through the jungles of Russia, with the help of a mysterious woman named Eve, and see to it that Snake takes care of the high ranked soldiers of The Boss and to stop her from igniting a nuclear war. Also something about the Philosopher's Legacy which is a cluster fuck of it’s own right there. Unlike other Metal Gear Solid games, since 당신 are in the jungles with no way of having any means of survival aside from your basic skills, 당신 get a few new features. First off, the camo feature. Snake is equipped with a ton of camo that allows him to blend into his environment, and hide in plain sight from enemies. Dark green works best on grass, and browns and greys work best on dirt. Another feature in this game is healing. 당신 can use items to heal yourself, which is pretty good, but Metal Gear Solid 3 also allows 당신 to perform surgery on yourself. Depending on the situation, Snake will need to do some basic surgery to keep from dying. He’s gotta treat broken bones, open wounds, burns, sicknesses, and even pull leeches off of his body. And the last feature, the most interesting, is hunger. Snake loves to eat. But all he can eat is what is available to him, that being the wildlife of the jungle. All 당신 gotta do is kill what 당신 can find, eat it, and keep your hunger up. Failure to do so will cause his stomach to growl and alert enemies to your location, as well as eventually depleting health. I 사랑 the new mechanics that allow 당신 to really put your survival skills to the test, and it makes it feel like 당신 are truly fighting in a foreign land against all odds to stay alive. It also gives 당신 all that good Kojima humor and secret stuff to find in each playthrough. 당신 can shoot a beehive to scare off soldiers, put on an alligator mask and talk to your comrades, kill The End, the best boss fight in the game, before 당신 fight him and even change the settings of your console 의해 two weeks and let him die of old age, and my personal favorite, if 당신 shoot a specific character in the balls, 당신 can see his ghost covering his crotch. It’s these little details that I 사랑 in Metal Gear games that make it so charming and makes 당신 want to experiment with them 더 많이 and find all kinds of secrets. And the boss fights in this game are some of my favorites in the franchise. Aside from The End being a quiet hunt for a professional hunter and sniper 의해 a hundred different means, there’s The Sorrow, which is less of a fight and 더 많이 of 당신 trekking through the lake of the dead, The Fury which is an insane fight with an astronaut that uses a flamethrower which I swear was referenced 의해 Captain Vladimir in No 더 많이 히어로즈 2, and the fight with The Boss is one of the best final bosses in video games for it’s combat style, 음악 choice, and the fact that the area will be carpet bombed in a few 분 if 당신 take too long. It’s really a step up from the bosses in the last game, not that they were bad, just not as many as I would’ve liked.
Metal Gear Solid 3 was a game I immediately fell in 사랑 with for it’s setting, it’s stealth gameplay, and it’s unique story that really kept me invested from start to end, even if I had no damn clue what was going on. Many people consider Metal Gear Solid 3 to be the best in the franchise, and I am definitely one of those people. It’s a ton of fun and is totally worth your time, whether 당신 get the game on the original PS2 또는 play it on the Metal Gear Solid HD collection. It is truly an experience 당신 should see for yourself. Oh, and that theme song. I'M STILL IN A DREAM! SNAKE EATER!
Alright, everyone, after getting a feel for the game and after being able to experience it at my own 프렌즈 home, and after hundreds of Youtubers have played it, and after many old 팬 are still angry over it despite them wanting the franchise to go back to their horror roots, I will be talking about Capcom’s new horror game. It may have taken a long time to get to it, and it may have made people saltier than the Pacific Ocean, but it’s finally time I talk about this game. Let us all take a look at the return to horror game, Resident Evil 7: Biohazard



So as 당신 can see, this game...
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I remember when I was a kid, my older brother had the original Animal Crossing on the Gamecube, and I thought it looked like a 아기 toy. What is this? This ain’t Smash Melee. Get this outta my face. But now, as someone who got to experience the joy through Animal Crossing: New Leaf, I now understand perfectly. Oh, and also, yes, I did 검색 up Animal Crossing porn for that joke. And it sure as shit wasn’t worth it.
Animal Crossing New Leaf follows the villager, you, as he goes to whatever town 당신 want to call it. Call it Bonerland, call it Fortnite, call it Yabba-Dab, whatever....
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So I played the original NieR some time ago. I liked what I did play, but never got to experience it enough to form a definitive opinion, but man, was that combat not the best. If it was just a little refined, I could like it more… And then Platinum Games came along. And that’s the transition to start talking about NieR: Automata.
So, when it came to the 상단, 맨 위로 ten, I thought it would be hard for any game to just break the 상단, 맨 위로 ten so easily. Most of my 상단, 맨 위로 ten 가장 좋아하는 games are games I have cherished memories with. But NieR: Automata, I have no nostalgia for, and yet it managed to break...
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Another Tim Schaffer game on the list and only so long after I just talked about Brutal Legend. I am aware that Schaffer games have a really weird style of creativity and humor to them and are always meant for a 더 많이 niche demographic. And I am in that demographic. That said, this is Psychonauts, a game to kinda break the mold of the niche… maybe. Probably. Not really.
Psychonauts follows the character Rasputin, 또는 Raz for short, who is a Psychonaut in training, special agents who use the power of their mind to do incredible powers. With these powers, Raz has to stop a conspiracy in...
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So a friend of mine got me thinking the other day, who would win in a battle? An immortal demon who can stop the fabric of time itself, 또는 a blue little 암캐, 암 캐 who's got some burners on him?

...Needless to say, the victor wasn't Sonic. But then I started thinking to myself. I came up with an idea. An awful idea. An awful, awful, awful idea!

*Insert Obligatory Grinch Image Here*

But in all seriousness, I'm here to end the 토론 once and for all. To see who would TRULY win in a DEATH BA-

BE QUIET! 당신 wanna get sued, kid?

Uhhh. in a....BATTLE OF DEATH! Yeah, that's it. Thanks man!

 Anytime, mate.
Anytime, mate....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

People: *Watching the 2016 Powerpuff Girls*

Stop the song, and play this sound effect: link

Tom Kenny: *Appears on the TV screen, and talks in his narrator voice* Ladies, and gentlemen, 당신 finally get to see my gorgeous face. Also, 당신 shouldn't be tortured 의해 the reboot. I'm going to tell 당신 the real story about the Powerpuff Girls.

Song: link

Tom Kenny: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Hello, everyone, and welcome back to Hidden Gems. Now, how many of 당신 know Sega? Okay, now how many of 당신 know Sega for anything besides Sonic the Hedgehog? A few of you? Alright, now how many of 당신 actually owned a Dreamcast? Probably very few. Well, that’s understandable. Coming at the worst possible time, the Dreamcast was such a commercial failure. So naturally, being a poor child, I had one of them, along with a Gamecube, and wouldn’t get the Xbox and PS2 until much later. I loved all these consoles, but the thing that I loved about the Dreamcast the most was the game Jet Set Radio....
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Elisabeth Hasselbeck: Now that we’ve uncovered that this game Dark Soul is the reason for the Craigslist killing, what else has this game done to our society?

Steve Doocy: It’s a good 질문 because for so many years, we never knew this game existed. Now that we do, it seems like the perfect answer as to why video games are ruining America.

Brian Kilmeade: Well, look closely at the title. It has dark right in the name. Clearly this game has some racial overtones that probably has inspired a lot of video game playing racists. It really speaks to how out of touch gamers truly are.

Doocy: Video...
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“Can 당신 lose your virginity if 당신 fall”
I don’t know. Jump off a cliff and then tell me what 당신 learn.

“Does looking at a picture of the sun hurt your eyes”
You have to look pretty damn hard for that to happen. But 의해 that point, your eyes will be dangling from your skull…. So technically, yes

“My girl swallowed after oral and now I am worried that she’s pregnant”
Well, you’d better be awaiting the baby to be coming out of the mouth than

“8===D Is this a shovel 또는 a crying smiley face”
Oh 당신 innocent minded, stupid boy.

“Can 당신 actually lose weight 의해 rubbing your stomach”...
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Now, I 사랑 horror movies. Their easily my 가장 좋아하는 genre of film. Sadly, it is also the genre of film that has some awful movies. Then there are the 영화 that aren’t even close to being scary. In other words, these are the worst horror 영화 I have ever seen. Now, some rules. First off, only 영화 that I have seen, so no Blair Witch Project 2, Manos: The Hands of Fate, 또는 Monster a Go-Go. Also, only one movie per franchise, so, with that said, lets start the list

#10: Nightmare on Elm 거리 - Now, before 당신 all say that this movie was scary, yes, I agree. Nightmare on Elm 거리 was...
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Now, guess what........... There is a 크리피파스타 about Lil Wayne..... Just fuck it.
So, this story starts with Lil Wayne freaking out because people keep asking about his secret, which he won't tell anyone. So, the main character asks and thinks he has better luck...... He doesn't. But, for some stupid reason, Lil Wayne's agent decides to tell him, but at a different place. So, he takes the main character to a recording studio and tells him the..... First, off, I must prepare 당신 all for the stupidest thing 당신 will ever hear. Okay, so, the reason why Lil Wayne is so talented is because he made a deal with the devil to be a good rapper. And if he tells anyone this secret, he will lose his soul......... WHAT!? Thats the fucking plot twist? That's the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard. 당신 know what, screw it, thats all I got. Honestly, nothing really happens in the fucking story anyway, so, fuck it, I'm done. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
posted by windwakerguy430
Trail 1
The Warehouse Incident

Prologue


Cole Phelps- I should have known it was you

???- I knew you'd find out eventually... Well, Detective Phelps. I'm afraid this is where it ends

Cole Phelps- No... Get Back... AAAHHHHHHH (Whack) (Whack) (Whack) (Whack) (Whack)

???- He he he he he. Now all I got to do is put the blame on that stupid guy





January 19, 11: 53 a.m.
Wind Waker Guy's Room

Wind Waker Guy- Hmm, What should I do today. All I've done yesterday was play Mario 64. Guess I could play Mario 64 DS
Phone- Rrriiiiiiiinnnggggg
Wind Waker Guy- This is Wind Waker Guy
Kebora Gebora- Hoot. Hoot. Wind Waker...
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So let’s just get this out of the way. 철권 is my 가장 좋아하는 fighting game franchise ever. I 사랑 playing 3 in the arcades, I had a real fun time looking at the tournaments for 철권 7, and I can safely say that my 가장 좋아하는 so far, the one that really got me invested in the franchise, was 철권 Tag Tournament 2 (That’s some good alliteration)
Tekken follows a simple plot in pretty much every game. The Iron First tournament, 또는 the 철권 tournament, hosted 의해 the president of the Zaibatsu Mishima Organization, Heihachi Mishima, in order to gather the best fighters so Heihachi can...
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Well, as of this date, this is the most recent game I have in the list of games I bought, and boy, was I shocked how much I enjoyed it. And honestly, from the reviews, I probably shouldn’t have enjoyed it, but let’s talk about it. Let’s talk about the very last Pandemic Games game that was released before their demise at the hands of EA, the open world game, The Saboteur
The Saboteur was a game that I would’ve liked to do a 더 많이 in depth analysis on it’s own rather than on the 상단, 맨 위로 100, but since I enjoyed it so much and since we’re at this point in the series now, there’s...
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*Hannah was still in disbelief at what her father had said. Yet, no matter what, even though he had lied to her for so long, even though he had done something unthinkable and unforgivable, she couldn’t bring herself to hate him. She just couldn’t do that. She looked at Drew, silently, before walking over and hugging him, for the first time in a long time. She remained close to him, not wanting to pull away, trying her best to hold back tears.*
Hannah: I-It’s okay dad. I understand
*Drew wanted to tell Hannah that it was not okay. What he did could never be taken back, and he knew that....
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Before I say anything, I want to start this off 의해 saying that there is nothing, and I mean nothing, funny about a school shooting. School shootings are some of the worst things that can happen in our society, and bearing witness to such a travesty makes me worry for the safety of others and makes me feel terrible about the victims and their families and friends. So, tell me why in the name of god my principal wanted to turn a school shooting in my school into a goddamn Three Stooges act. Now, I am sure he didn’t intend to make it sound incredibly stupid, and he does in fact care about student...
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Chuck: Ready to go, Katey
Katey: Yep
Stacey: The military's coming
Chuck: Good. Nothing can possibly go wrong
(Meanwhile, with the military)
Boykin: OKAY, 당신 LITTLE GIRLS! NOW, THE OPERATION IS SIMPLE! KILL ALL ZOMBIES, AND SAVE THE SURVIVORS! NOW, 옮기기 OUT
Soldier: Well, nothing can go wrong (Gas comes)
Soldier 2: Egh. Who fucking farted?
(Zombies change into gas zombies)
Soldier 2: Well.............. Shit (Gets killed 의해 zombies, as well as the other soldiers)
Boykin: (Talking to dying soldier) Don't 당신 die on me, 당신 little bitch. Get up. I said get up
Soldier: (Dies)
Boykin: 당신 FUCKING PUSSY
(Meanwhile,...
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David Cage, the creator of many famous games of the recent era. A man who is said to be one of the most creative minds in gaming right now. And yet, no matter who 당신 ask, there is only two opinions on this guy. There’s the people who like David Cage and then there are the people who don’t. And I’m one of the people who don’t. Welcome to an episode of Content Cuck. And this is the David Cage and Quantic Dream rant article. I’m here to discuss all the flaws of every Quantic Dream game, yes, all five of them, and talk about the flaws of David Cage, from the self centered behavior to...
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(This 기사 contains disturbing content, disturbing violence, blood and gore, and inappropriate sexual themes, 당신 have been warned.)


There are a lot of very disturbing things out there in the world. Though many people have different opinions on what disturbs them and makes them uncomfortable, there are always things that leave people uneasy and completely shocked. So, I want to share with 당신 five 더 많이 things that I have found that I find to be the most disturbing. Now, 당신 may not find these as disturbing as I do, so if 당신 wish to show me things that 당신 yourself are disturbed by, then...
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We all know how overused zombies are. They are in movies, tv shows, videogames, books, but rarely do we see them in anime. It’s weird. But, in the 년 2010, we got an 아니메 known as Highschool of the Dead, which showed the classic zombies that was seen in 영화 like Night of the Living Dead. The zombies were slow and lumbered, but were huge in numbers. This 아니메 had a lot of scenes like this.



Like this.



And even this.



But, the zombies aren’t what make Highschool of the Dead so recognizable. No, if you’ve seen this anime, you’ll mostly recognize it for scenes like this....
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