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About a week ago, I was sitting in my Anatomy class. The first thing I need to mention is that, for a class about Anatomy, it is one of the hardest classes. I don’t know jack shit about the human body 또는 some stuff like that. But, my teacher was a pretty cool guy. He would usually listen to blaring metal 음악 while we worked on our projects, gave a whole lot of free time, and, on occasions, would play acoustic 기타 to the students. One day, when we were being taught about joints and muscles. Now, this would just be like any ordinary day… if it wasn’t for the fact that our teacher had brought in a garbage bin full of chickens. Now, I had no idea what was going on until our teacher told me that we would be dissecting these chickens right now. I had already gotten used to dissecting back in middle school. But I dissected a frog. And a chicken is much bigger than a frog. So, the teacher handed gave a chicken for each group. And since I never have a partner in this class, I had to dissect my own chicken. So, I started 의해 slicing open the back of the chicken. But for some crazy reason, my teacher thought that this would be a good time to start playing metal music. I mean, seriously man? Are 당신 really going to make me cut open a chicken while listening to music. Well, yes, he was. And not only that, but I had to tear out the chickens spine, since it was in the way, while he was still playing music. So, I tore out the chickens spine, Mortal Kombat style, while my teacher kept playing loud metal that I haven’t heard before. Is he sure this won’t create at least one serial killer 또는 organ harvester? Oh, and goody, he also offered to let us take the organs 집 with us afterwards. I mean come on man. I just tore out a chickens spine, sliced him in half, and chopped off his limbs. I think taking his organs is taking it too far. So, yeah, if 당신 guys hear about some grisly murder in Oxford, I think I will be able to tell that this killer took Anatomy
posted by windwakerguy430
Wind: (At home, angry)
Hannah: (Walks in) Well, I was able to make some 프렌즈 at school
Wind: After being there for only a day?
Hannah: I guess I’m just that 인기
Wind: I don’t give a shit
Hannah: Oh, whatever. I’m just gonna go to Nicole’s house for a sleepover
Wind: Nicole? 당신 mean Cody’s sister
Hannah: Yep. And if 당신 try anything, I’ll kill 당신
Wind: Please, like I’d be interested in your dumb shit
(Later, that night)
Wind: (Reading book)
Cody: (Walks right in the house without knocking, along with James) Hey, fagstick, how’s it going
Wind: What is this, a fucking...
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Well, I did it. I finally did it. I can't believe I did it. Don't know why I did it, but I fucking did it. 당신 want to know what I did... I read My Immortal.. And it was an atrocity. It was the worst fanfic ever made, and the whole internet agrees.
Okay, so, before I mention how terrible My Immortal is, I should tell 당신 some about its background. My Immortal is a fanfic based of the book and 영화 series, Harry Potter. I'm sure 당신 all heard of it. Anyway, some person made My Immortal in 2008, and it was dubbed the worst fanfic ever created. It was so bad that even Know Your Meme said so in...
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Real scene from Topic Thunder
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comedy
From the movie Hot Rods To Hell. The band is really great.
video
음악
the
movie
We all have those animated 영화 that we can't help but 사랑 SO much. Whether it's for the music, animation, comedy, 또는 even personal reasons in general, 당신 can't help but push the replay button 50,000 times and never get tired of it.

And that's what this list is about! Every 일 (Or two) I'll be posting another part to this list, so keep that in mind while 당신 read this!

Sit down, relax, and get out your soda! Because WE ARE COUNTING DOWN..........

My 상단, 맨 위로 10 가장 좋아하는 Animated Films!

#10. The Road To El Dorado (Dreamworks, 2000)

This is a perfect example of a movie that just doesn't get as much...
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Okay, so I finally found a fanfic that doesn't have rape, pedophilia, bestiality, incest, 또는 self-harm...... That doesn't mean the fanfic is good. The fanfic is called Kill the Killers.
It starts with all sorts of creepy 파스타 characters. So, it shows Jeff the Killer, Jane the Killer, and Slenderman 읽기 horrible fanfics about them. And I admit, these are some god awful fanfics they wrote. How appropriate. Bad fanfics in a bad fanfic. So, each killer goes to teach the authors a lesson.
Jane goes and ties up the author of one fanfic and shoves buttons of a keyboard into her throat. Once that's...
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School Days.......... There is no intro. Lets just get this over with
(Warning. This 기사 contains spoilers)
Now, I want to start off 의해 saying that School Days is the worst 아니메 I have ever seen. Let me repeat that. THE WORST 아니메 I HAVE EVER FUCKING SEEN!!! Its like someone got a hold of some awful fanfiction and turned it into an anime. So, lets start. This whole 아니메 is based off our main character, Dickhead Fuckface..... Oh, sorry, I mean Makoto.... AKA Dickhead Fuckface. Incase your wondering why I'm saying this, well its simple. I fucking hate Makoto. He is like David from The Pokemon...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Hello everyone, and welcome to Boss Bits. This time, well be talking about the 상단, 맨 위로 game on the XBox. 닌텐도 consoles have Mario and 플레이스테이션 has Nathan Drake. So, what does XBox have.... Master Cheif that's who, from the Halo game. The Halo series is an FPS game. Oh boy.... Actually, it's a pretty good FPS. Most FPS's are just "Hey, here's a guy shoot him. Hide behind cover. Wait for dumb 나귀, 엉덩이 soldier to pop his head out and shoot him. Get to a part where 당신 have to die for story reasons so 당신 can say "WHAT WAS THE FUCKING POINT"!!! No, none of that is in Halo. Halo actually has a great...
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Right now, I am in my junior 년 of high school, 또는 as I like to call it, my “No-More-Fucking-Around Year”. The classes are a lot 더 많이 harder, and they have a lot 더 많이 work. I am actually surprised I still manage to have plenty of free time once I get home. One of the hardest classes I have taken this 년 is Psychology. All 당신 do is take notes, but since no one is waiting for you, it’s not that easy to take notes. 당신 need to have the wrist speed of The Flash if 당신 want to get everything that is necessary for a test. However, the teacher in the class is one of the funniest I have...
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Luis Lopez:
Despite being a possible sex addict.
Luis is a very calm person, rarely showing his emotions. And is the voice of reason for every other character of BOGT game.
Luis also dosen't fully enjoy his criminal lifestyle.
On some occasions Luis expresses the choice of getting REAL jobs..

Johnny Klobitz:
Johnny is a realist.
He knows he is a bad person, and won't deny that he kills and steals on a daily routine.
But he also has 더 많이 limits then Billy Grey, the traitor of the game.
Billy, within 15 분 of his release from prison brings back the war against the 천사 of death, when Johnny tried so hard to make them finally have a trouce.

Niko Bellic:
An angry war veteran.
Who besides his soft side.
Is someone 당신 shouldn't even LOOK at the wrong way.
He kills without remorse.
His anger is a loose cannon, that won't take much to be lite.
And he knows how to use a weapon, and can kick 나귀, 엉덩이 with it..
There are a lot of achievements that can be earned on Xbox. Now, these can range from being easy, hard, fun, or… stupid. So stupid, it’s funny. So, I want to talk about the ten Xbox achievements that are so stupid, their funny. Now, first things first. Only one game per franchise. However, I am dropping my play before put rule for this list only. Why? I have no clue, but it’s there. Now, with that said, lets start the list.



#10 - Dastardly from Red Dead Redemption - Ever seen those old western 영화 where the bad guy has this girl tied up on the train tracks and then watches as...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are 프렌즈 live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Hello, I am Master Sword.
Tom: And I'm Tom Foolery. *Looking at Master Sword* I was just wondering. Why are 당신 called Master Sword?
Master Sword: Because I'm good with a sword.
Tom: At least you're not good with fishing.
Master Sword: Why is that?
Tom: Because, then 당신 would be called Master Bait.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I don't get it....
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posted by Canada24
Again I'll skip ahead a bit.

I'm excited about using Merle..

Merle, high on cocaine, was wasting all the ammo, shooting a hunting 소총 at walkers.

Everyone ran in, mad at him for wasting ammo.

"Hey! Outta be 더 많이 polite to man with a gun. Only common curtsy!" Merle cried arrogantly.

"Your wasting all the ammo! Just chill!" T Dog.

"I'm chill as cucumber, T, to the, Dog.. I found some 'awesome' stuff in the trash.. 당신 can pull out ever single one of my teeth, I won't even notice" Merle replied.

"Besides.. Last time I check. I wasn't taking orders from no nigger!" Merle said to T Dog's face.

T Dog got...
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