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About a week ago, I was sitting in my Anatomy class. The first thing I need to mention is that, for a class about Anatomy, it is one of the hardest classes. I don’t know jack shit about the human body 또는 some stuff like that. But, my teacher was a pretty cool guy. He would usually listen to blaring metal 음악 while we worked on our projects, gave a whole lot of free time, and, on occasions, would play acoustic 기타 to the students. One day, when we were being taught about joints and muscles. Now, this would just be like any ordinary day… if it wasn’t for the fact that our teacher had brought in a garbage bin full of chickens. Now, I had no idea what was going on until our teacher told me that we would be dissecting these chickens right now. I had already gotten used to dissecting back in middle school. But I dissected a frog. And a chicken is much bigger than a frog. So, the teacher handed gave a chicken for each group. And since I never have a partner in this class, I had to dissect my own chicken. So, I started 의해 slicing open the back of the chicken. But for some crazy reason, my teacher thought that this would be a good time to start playing metal music. I mean, seriously man? Are 당신 really going to make me cut open a chicken while listening to music. Well, yes, he was. And not only that, but I had to tear out the chickens spine, since it was in the way, while he was still playing music. So, I tore out the chickens spine, Mortal Kombat style, while my teacher kept playing loud metal that I haven’t heard before. Is he sure this won’t create at least one serial killer 또는 organ harvester? Oh, and goody, he also offered to let us take the organs 집 with us afterwards. I mean come on man. I just tore out a chickens spine, sliced him in half, and chopped off his limbs. I think taking his organs is taking it too far. So, yeah, if 당신 guys hear about some grisly murder in Oxford, I think I will be able to tell that this killer took Anatomy
Today we'll be reviewing the Total Drama Island Fanfic known as The Death of Nick.... And I feel ashamed to share the same name as a character from this fanfiction.
Now, before we start, I have to say that I enjoyed Total Drama Island. It was a very good show with a great plot, a wonderful cast of characters, and had most of the time spot on humor. But the fanfiction..... Oh boy. So, this story starts off on a positive note. We see the OC character, Nick, get murdered 의해 Trent...... Wait, what? Yeah, this is how the fanfic starts. Not even a 초 in this story and already were getting a murder...
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(Nick 답변 door)
Nick: Oh my God, how many times are 당신 going to knock on this door. Do 당신 want me to shoot 당신 in the face
Joe: Hey, I am tired of 당신 slamming the door in my face. 당신 know what. I think Dante won't mind if I kill someone
Nick: Wait what
(Joe pulls out a spiked mace and slams it on the ground)
Nick: Oh shit (Slams door)
Cody: Huh. Who was that
Nick: Cody, where's Alice and Cory
Cody: Cory went to a football game and Alice is at the gun store buying 더 많이 ammo
Nick: Then it's just us. Go grab the 기타 Axe and Kodama
Cody: Wait, wh-
(Joe breaks door down)
Cody: I'll go get them (Runs...
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 Isaac
Isaac
Nick: Okay, Alice, just aim and-
Alice: (Fires all the targets with pistol)
Nick: Holy shit, that was awesome, Alice
Alice: Thanks
Nick: Now, lets try with moving targets

Cody: (Playing XBox with Cory)
Cory: Why do 당신 suck at this game
Cody: 당신 shut your mouth. I'm great (Cody's AI dies)
Cory: Great, huh
Cody: Shut it
Nick: Hey, were back
Cody: Where were 당신 two. Robbing old people like the good old fucking days
Nick: No, I was teaching Alice how to use a gun. She even hit all the moving targets without missing once
Cody: Wait, moving targets
Nick: 당신 know, the neighborhood cats. She shot everyone of...
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Hello everyone, and welcome to Boss Bits. Today, we'll be talking about the the sequel to one of the first FPS ever. That game would be Return To 성 Wolfenstien. Wolfenstien is a game where 당신 play as the American soldier, B.J. Blaskowitz as he fights Nazis, Zombies, Screwed up-abominable monsters, Robots, and a whole mish mash of crap I can't even identify. This game was... Okay, but its nothing like the original. How, Well... The bosses of course

Boss: Olaric
This thing pretty much comes after one of the antagonist, Helga, robs a crypt holding an ancient artifact which brings this abomination...
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빠른, 스위프트 Justice: Ace Attorney

Case 2-3

The Masked Turnabout

???- Ha. There here. just as planned
Howard- Hey, Leroy. What's that over there
Leroy- Some 거리 performer, I guess
Howard- What's he running from
Leroy- ...I think he's running after something
Howard- Your right. He looks like he's running at...
*Slice* *Slice* *Slice*
???- The plan may be a little different. But, it will still work

Swift Justice Law Office
June 14th 12:00 p.m.

Lilly: Swift. How are 당신 doing today?
Swift: As always, Lilly, I'm fine
Lilly: Sorry. I'm just wondering when were going to get to the 다음 step of my training
Swift: Just...
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BACKSTORY:
As I said. This is based off the first story I EVER made, originally written in the time Call of Duty 3 came out (2006).
And it's inspired 의해 the game.. Epically the character, Sgt Eric Rock, who was originally based off Call of Duty 3's character Sgt Frank MucCullin.


FIVE YEARS AGO,

Nazi's had attacked and destroyed a village, Thomas James 까마귀 was the only lone survivor. He witnessed the town being destroyed and Nazi's killing the villagers including his parents, who were killed 의해 one particular Nazi named LT Hassan, a cold hearted man, who has a large black mustache (what looks...
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Come little children
Come with me.
I’ll take 당신 to a land
Of fantasy
Please little children
Don’t 당신 cry
Hypno wouldn’t even
Hurt a fly
Please little children
Don’t 당신 squirm
These ropes, I know
Will hold 당신 firm
I know I said
This isn’t true.
But sadly,
Hypno lied to you
Now, little children
당신 weren’t clever
Now you’re trapped with me
Forever…
And then the police broke in, beat me up, and arrested me on several accounts of attempted pedophilia. I guess I should have tied them up in a cave instead of a big white 봉고차, 반 with 캔디 in the back
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Anchorman: And so, it is proven that, after zombies entered the bunker, there are no survivors left in fortune city. The military has ordered a firebombing later today. So, for those of 당신 outside the city, 당신 better enjoy the view while it lasts. I mean those bombs will do some fucked up shit to that place. I'm mean its gonna fuck that place up......... Now for sports.
Chuck: Dear god....... I think I left the water running at home.
Stacey: I can't believe were gonna die.
Sullivan: I know. I'm gonna die... With 당신 assholes. I would rather have suffocated to death in shit, then die in a bunker...
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Hello everyone, and today, I thought since I did a 상단, 맨 위로 ten 가장 좋아하는 아니메 list, I should do a 상단, 맨 위로 ten most hated. Now, what are some of the worst 아니메 I have ever seen. Well, lets find out. (Nite, I have only seen three bad animes, so I looked online to find some bad ones. Just to let 당신 guys know)

10: Midori Days - Now, this is an 아니메 that just has a stupid concept. It is about a gangster who can't get a girlfriend, until one day, his goddamn hand turns into a cute girl.... Just... What. I would have let this slide if it weren't for the stupid characters and cheesy plot. Sure, it is a romantic...
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???: what is the status?

Guy: I got a extra life!

???: ... anything on the war?

Dex: we're back! with only fatal wounds!

???: Henry! what did they say?

Henry: they would support us

???: oh thank god! we must prepare for are attack then...

Dex: 당신 know, this is slightly less of a hellhole than Germany...

Henry: not true... 런던 and a few cities around it are the only places that are not burned to the ground 또는 in chaos

Dex: well fuc*

Henry: until he surrenders the world is another hell

???: then we will stomp Dominic into a bloody pulp til he does surrenders!

Henry: God save the queen!

Dex: God save the world...
Video game characters. Let me tell you, there are quite a lot out there who everyone hates for good reason. I already did a whole list about my hated ones. They are all hated for being horribly uncreative, terrible to be around, 또는 just 사무용 겉옷, 전반적인 douchebags. But, what about those video game characters that 당신 feel gets a lot of undeserved hate. I mean, there are just some of those video game character that I see get so much hate, yet, I wonder, what is so bad about them. So, today, we will be looking at ten overhated video game characters. Rules, as usual. Only games that I have played, and...
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Dear God. It seems that, no matter what fanfic I read, in some way 또는 another I find disgusting, immature sex 또는 rape or, fuck, both. And, it's no different in Lara Croft on Cannibal Island.
We instantly start with Lara in a cage in the middle of a tribe of cannibals... Okay, before we continue, I'd like to point out that the fanfic is called Lara Croft on Cannibal Island, but not Lara Croft Escapes from Cannibal Island.... 당신 see where this is going, don't you. So, once she is presented to the tribe leader, she gets forced to drink.... I don't even know. Once she does, though, she then gets...
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GTA is the closest we have ever gotten to a game based on reality… 또는 is it. As it turns out, there is a lot of moments in GTA that makes some of us notice how none of that can happen in real life. So, without any further delay, here is the five things in the Grand Theft Auto franchise that actually isn’t that real

#5: Everyone Can Fly Planes 또는 Helicopters - Now, this is lower because some of these the characters are justified when it comes to flying planes 또는 helicopters. Niko from GTA IV was in a war, and I am sure he flew a helicopter at one point 또는 another, and Trevor from GTA V was...
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Hi, I'm Scootaloo, and I'm the narrator. Now that we got the terrible intro out of the way, it's time to start our fanfic which is a parody of Don't Swim On Sundays, Cupcakes, and Jeff The Killer.

I live with 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, and we were going to 옮기기 into a very nice house 의해 a 컵 케이크, 컵 케익, 컵 케 익 factory. This story takes place in February, 2014.

Rainbow Dash: *Putting bags into the 트렁크 of her car*
Scootaloo: Do we have enough room for my scooter?
Rainbow Dash: I think so. We basically have everything we need.
Scootaloo: *Puts her scooter in the trunk*
Rainbow Dash: *Closes trunk* What 당신 really want...
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#1: FREDDY KRUEGER (nightmare on Elms 거리 spoof):
Most of Freddy's most disturbing traits are replaced 의해 his immature behavior.
for example, he refuses to kill Nancy till she becomes scared of him, when she starts getting, simply bored.
Freddy goes around quoting every line he EVER had in the actual movies, and also using 인용구 from other 영화 (though he denies it and claims it's HIS quote).
Due to this "new" personality, it's possible that only reason he's killing people in their sleep, is because he "can" kill us in our sleep..


#2: RICK GRIMES (Walking Dead spoof):
The complete opposite...
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What in the name of god. They are already ready remaking Grand Theft Auto 5.
Now, don't get me wrong. I 사랑 Grand Theft Auto 5. I think it is one of the funnest games I have played in 2013. But, seriously, it's only one 년 old, and already they are remaking it for 플레이스테이션 4 and XBox One. Seriously, 당신 should at least give a game some time to age before 당신 remake it. Look at Ocarina of Time, a game which people said is the greatest game ever, which was made back in 1999. The remake for the 3DS wasn't made until 2012, which is years later. Honestly, they are already remaking GTA 5. Sure, the graphics are better, but the thing is that the graphics were amazing to begin with. Why are 당신 remaking this game so early, Rockstar. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
*ding dong*

???: what is it?

Henry: hello Simon

Simon: Henry! 당신 still wearing that tux?

Henry: every chance I get

Simon: heh... oh... 당신 brought soldiers

Dex: why does everyone think i'm a soldier?

Marcus: no idea...

Henry: 당신 seem calmer since the last time a saw you...

Simon: I take pills... anyway, why are 당신 here?

Henry: we need 당신 back

Simon: no way! i'm NOT going back to Klintsy!

Henry: we are close to taking down Harper and Dominic.

Simon: why don't fight your own war!

Henry: 당신 are the only one that knows Harper and his tactics.

Simon: ok then, come inside so I can teach 당신

Henry: 당신 and I both know that he still has some sanity left...

Simon: ... *sigh* lets go...
After my 상단, 맨 위로 Ten Hated Video Game Characters list, I really wanted to make a 상단, 맨 위로 Hated Animated Characters List. However, the problem with that is that I don’t hate that many animated characters. Not that I don’t, it’s just that when 당신 play video games, 당신 get a different perspective of characters than 당신 do watching animated shows. With video games, 당신 look through the protagonists eyes, and 당신 have the same opinion of other characters that the protagonist has, making the player (That’s you) the protagonist. With animated shows, you’re just the spectator, watching events unfold...
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#80: Corpse Party: Tortured Souls



Now, there was a game known as Corpse Party that was made back in 1998- 의해 god, it’s that old. Anyway, there was then an 아니메 based off of the game… Fifteen years after the game was made. But, other than that, the 아니메 was good. For an 아니메 that only has four episodes, it was actually kinda good. The series was about a group of kids who accidently make a mistake with a paper doll, and are then sent to a cursed elementary school. Here, they have to try and figure out what is going on, while a psychotic ghost girl picks them off one 의해 one. Now, if...
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So, after seeing Mr. Enters the two Admirable Animations on internet animations, I thought that I should make a 상단, 맨 위로 ten list of my 가장 좋아하는 ones. Note, this is INSPIRED 의해 Mr. Enters videos. This is not a direct rip-off. I can see why people would think that. So, with that said, lets get started

#10: Tarboy 의해 James Lee - This is a simple animated video. But, I admit, the 애니메이션 is pretty good. It is about a world of robots, which is about a grandfather telling his grandson about the story of a hero named Tarboy, a hero made out of the tar from dozens of robots murdered 의해 a greedy corporation...
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