About a week ago, I was sitting in my Anatomy class. The first thing I need to mention is that, for a class about Anatomy, it is one of the hardest classes. I don’t know jack shit about the human body 또는 some stuff like that. But, my teacher was a pretty cool guy. He would usually listen to blaring metal 음악 while we worked on our projects, gave a whole lot of free time, and, on occasions, would play acoustic 기타 to the students. One day, when we were being taught about joints and muscles. Now, this would just be like any ordinary day… if it wasn’t for the fact that our teacher had brought in a garbage bin full of chickens. Now, I had no idea what was going on until our teacher told me that we would be dissecting these chickens right now. I had already gotten used to dissecting back in middle school. But I dissected a frog. And a chicken is much bigger than a frog. So, the teacher handed gave a chicken for each group. And since I never have a partner in this class, I had to dissect my own chicken. So, I started 의해 slicing open the back of the chicken. But for some crazy reason, my teacher thought that this would be a good time to start playing metal music. I mean, seriously man? Are 당신 really going to make me cut open a chicken while listening to music. Well, yes, he was. And not only that, but I had to tear out the chickens spine, since it was in the way, while he was still playing music. So, I tore out the chickens spine, Mortal Kombat style, while my teacher kept playing loud metal that I haven’t heard before. Is he sure this won’t create at least one serial killer 또는 organ harvester? Oh, and goody, he also offered to let us take the organs 집 with us afterwards. I mean come on man. I just tore out a chickens spine, sliced him in half, and chopped off his limbs. I think taking his organs is taking it too far. So, yeah, if 당신 guys hear about some grisly murder in Oxford, I think I will be able to tell that this killer took Anatomy
Come little children
Come with me.
I’ll take 당신 to a land
Of fantasy
Please little children
Don’t 당신 cry
Hypno wouldn’t even
Hurt a fly
Please little children
Don’t 당신 squirm
These ropes, I know
Will hold 당신 firm
I know I said
This isn’t true.
But sadly,
Hypno lied to you
Now, little children
당신 weren’t clever
Now you’re trapped with me
Forever…
And then the police broke in, beat me up, and arrested me on several accounts of attempted pedophilia. I guess I should have tied them up in a cave instead of a big white 봉고차, 반 with 캔디 in the back
Come with me.
I’ll take 당신 to a land
Of fantasy
Please little children
Don’t 당신 cry
Hypno wouldn’t even
Hurt a fly
Please little children
Don’t 당신 squirm
These ropes, I know
Will hold 당신 firm
I know I said
This isn’t true.
But sadly,
Hypno lied to you
Now, little children
당신 weren’t clever
Now you’re trapped with me
Forever…
And then the police broke in, beat me up, and arrested me on several accounts of attempted pedophilia. I guess I should have tied them up in a cave instead of a big white 봉고차, 반 with 캔디 in the back
???: what is the status?
Guy: I got a extra life!
???: ... anything on the war?
Dex: we're back! with only fatal wounds!
???: Henry! what did they say?
Henry: they would support us
???: oh thank god! we must prepare for are attack then...
Dex: 당신 know, this is slightly less of a hellhole than Germany...
Henry: not true... 런던 and a few cities around it are the only places that are not burned to the ground 또는 in chaos
Dex: well fuc*
Henry: until he surrenders the world is another hell
???: then we will stomp Dominic into a bloody pulp til he does surrenders!
Henry: God save the queen!
Dex: God save the world...
Guy: I got a extra life!
???: ... anything on the war?
Dex: we're back! with only fatal wounds!
???: Henry! what did they say?
Henry: they would support us
???: oh thank god! we must prepare for are attack then...
Dex: 당신 know, this is slightly less of a hellhole than Germany...
Henry: not true... 런던 and a few cities around it are the only places that are not burned to the ground 또는 in chaos
Dex: well fuc*
Henry: until he surrenders the world is another hell
???: then we will stomp Dominic into a bloody pulp til he does surrenders!
Henry: God save the queen!
Dex: God save the world...
What in the name of god. They are already ready remaking Grand Theft Auto 5.
Now, don't get me wrong. I 사랑 Grand Theft Auto 5. I think it is one of the funnest games I have played in 2013. But, seriously, it's only one 년 old, and already they are remaking it for 플레이스테이션 4 and XBox One. Seriously, 당신 should at least give a game some time to age before 당신 remake it. Look at Ocarina of Time, a game which people said is the greatest game ever, which was made back in 1999. The remake for the 3DS wasn't made until 2012, which is years later. Honestly, they are already remaking GTA 5. Sure, the graphics are better, but the thing is that the graphics were amazing to begin with. Why are 당신 remaking this game so early, Rockstar. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
Now, don't get me wrong. I 사랑 Grand Theft Auto 5. I think it is one of the funnest games I have played in 2013. But, seriously, it's only one 년 old, and already they are remaking it for 플레이스테이션 4 and XBox One. Seriously, 당신 should at least give a game some time to age before 당신 remake it. Look at Ocarina of Time, a game which people said is the greatest game ever, which was made back in 1999. The remake for the 3DS wasn't made until 2012, which is years later. Honestly, they are already remaking GTA 5. Sure, the graphics are better, but the thing is that the graphics were amazing to begin with. Why are 당신 remaking this game so early, Rockstar. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
*ding dong*
???: what is it?
Henry: hello Simon
Simon: Henry! 당신 still wearing that tux?
Henry: every chance I get
Simon: heh... oh... 당신 brought soldiers
Dex: why does everyone think i'm a soldier?
Marcus: no idea...
Henry: 당신 seem calmer since the last time a saw you...
Simon: I take pills... anyway, why are 당신 here?
Henry: we need 당신 back
Simon: no way! i'm NOT going back to Klintsy!
Henry: we are close to taking down Harper and Dominic.
Simon: why don't fight your own war!
Henry: 당신 are the only one that knows Harper and his tactics.
Simon: ok then, come inside so I can teach 당신
Henry: 당신 and I both know that he still has some sanity left...
Simon: ... *sigh* lets go...
???: what is it?
Henry: hello Simon
Simon: Henry! 당신 still wearing that tux?
Henry: every chance I get
Simon: heh... oh... 당신 brought soldiers
Dex: why does everyone think i'm a soldier?
Marcus: no idea...
Henry: 당신 seem calmer since the last time a saw you...
Simon: I take pills... anyway, why are 당신 here?
Henry: we need 당신 back
Simon: no way! i'm NOT going back to Klintsy!
Henry: we are close to taking down Harper and Dominic.
Simon: why don't fight your own war!
Henry: 당신 are the only one that knows Harper and his tactics.
Simon: ok then, come inside so I can teach 당신
Henry: 당신 and I both know that he still has some sanity left...
Simon: ... *sigh* lets go...