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(Hello everyone. A quick note. This is a reaction article. In it, I will type down every last word I say and 당신 can see how I react to whatever it is I do. Will I do 더 많이 of these. I don't know. But, with that, lets start with the reaction)

Okay, so its started... And we got us some thunder clap... Very scary... Ohhh... So, we get some Japanese kids talking... In Japanese... Thankfully, there are subtitles..... Oh, we get a backstory. Thats good........ And, we get some kids talking about ghosts in the dark. How cliched........ On dark stormy nights. CLICHED!!!....... Cliches! Cliches everywhere...... Oh, there's a knock on the door. It's looking really scary........ Oh, its a joke... Cliched........ Oh, and there's the joke of the guy accidently touching a girls breasts. That gets me every time. Oh, those Japanese and there perverted jokes......... So, is this a Sechkio Ever After... I don't get it...... So, people say this is scary.... It is, but I am just trying to pretend as if I am watching this for the first time... Well, its been about two years since the last time, so I kinda forgot about it a little. So, lets see what happens..... Its been ten 분 and nothings happened....... Huh, Earthquake... Well, I've played The Suffering, and if there's anything I know about earthquakes, it creates a giant hole and the demons of hell come and kill people... But, that's just a theory....... What the... They fell in a hole..... Like I said, giant hole... And, now, we get the opening credits... A little late, isn't it, Corpse Party..... So, now the intros all upbeat and and stuff....... And its all dark again..... And now its over. So, we get two characters, from the constant amount of times they say each others names, They are Seiko and Naomi, are pretty much the only characters at the moment........ That Seiko character is weird. She seems to be real happy at the thought of being kidnapped.......... Uh, what's that..... Scary kid. Scary Kid. SCARY KID!!! Oh, its gone. Never mind...... Uh, so Seiko is placing her face between Naomi's breasts. Naomi seems to be the pick of the litter when it comes to breasts, it seems......... There are lots of shoes here. Is this scary? How are shoes scary? Oh, never mind.......... Uh, Naomi, high school moms are not amazing. I've seen stuff like that on MTV, and it sucks. Not just the show, but being a teen mom............ Uhhh.......... So now Seiko is constantly asking to stay with Naomi... I'm beginning to 질문 if she is straight 또는 not. So far, its a whopping NOPE......... Goddamn, were about half way through the first episode and nothings happened......... Oh, god, now we got something and I regret asking for it........ My ears are ringing... Oh wait, that's just the anime........ Oh God, there's blood everywhere........ Must resist obvious joke........ Oh god, shadow tentacles. I have seen some gross stuff on the internet to know where this is going. And I think its going to make me sick....... What's Seiko's proble- AHHHHHHH!!!! PERSONS WAIST AND LEGS!!!! GUTS EVERYWHERE!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!! OH SWEET 예수님 OF FUCK TOWN, THAT'S FUCKING SICKENING!!!........... So we got mutilated people and attempted tentacle rape. I want to watch a different anime. Like Pokemon. That was so cheery and colorful and didn't have all this awful shit. But, I have to watch the rest of the anime. I mean, it can't get any worse... Right?.... Right?!!!.... RIGHT????!!!!!!.......... Well, I'll admit, Naomi throws a chair like "Fuck you, bitch". It's obvious that Naomi doesn't fuck around, especially when she has a chair........... Oh god, now we got dead bodies filled with maggots...... I'm going to be fucking sick........... Oh, god, it's the ghost kid again. Kill it... Oh, wait it's a ghost. Run then........Well, Naomi just vomited all over the place. Isn't that fucking nice.......... Well, after that, I can't tell which is scarier. The tentacle rape, the mutilated bodies, 또는 Naomi screaming at Seiko. This 아니메 is already fucking up my sanity. Are we almost done yet............. 더 많이 mutilated bodies.... Again, I'm going to be sick.............. Oh God, the musics gone scary...... Why do I hear rope. I don't like where this is going..........I was right....... Yeah, Naomi. I agree. I'm scared as hell right now too......... Oh Sweet Jesus, Seiko's still alive. Oh God, this is horrible to watch. Just seeing someone hang 의해 a rope only waiting to choke to death....... Oh come on, Naomi, 당신 can help her.......... Or... not......... Oh, sweet jesus, this is just depressing to watch............ Oh, geez............ So, that was the first episode........... THAT WAS THE FIRST FUCKING EPISODE!!!! WE JUST SAW A PERSON HANG THEM SELF RIGHT THERE AND THIS WAS THE FIRST FUCKING EPISODE!!!! IS THIS FORESHADOWING FOR THE ANIME!!!!! BECAUSE IF SO, THEN I AM PROBABLY GOING TO END UP AN EMOTIONAL WRECK 의해 THE TIME ITS DONE!!!!! Well, I'll see 당신 guys 다음 time, I guess, for the 다음 episode of Corpse Party. 당신 all, however, have a choice to leave and never come back. I don't, so, I may see some of 당신 다음 time, but I doubt it
I'm just going to say it, I hate Saints Row: The Third. Now, there may be some people who know this game, unless 당신 play Grand Theft Auto. Now, Saints Row used to be good. Saint Row 1 was a fun game, and then came Saint's Row 2 which was even better. But, then came this abomination, known only as Saint's Row: The Third. Why do I hate this crappy game. I'll give 당신 ten reasons. (They will not go in order of how I hate them. They'll just be random)

10: Activities: In the Saints Row games, there are activities 당신 can do to earn 당신 respect and cash. In Saint's Row 2, we had lots of fun ones....
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The 년 is 2013. Fresh off of the threat of the end of the world in 2012, the political climate is getting pretty hot, and Adam Sandler graced the world with Grown Ups 2. Truly a horrible time to be alive. But hey, at least we got Pacific Rim. That was a good movie. But worst of all, 만화 on TV were fucking lame. Nothing of interest was on, and it didn’t help that Adventure Time was on Season 6 and Gumball on Season 3, which were both just… ugh, a mess. Hell man, even Regular Show had it’s issues. But then comes a new challenger, Rebecca Sugar, with her own cartoon. A cartoon that...
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So remember back when I reviewed Fable II that I liked both of the first Fable games and how I am not a true L337 Gamer as a result? Well, this is the other of the two Fable games, Fable the first, 또는 Fable: The 로스트 Chapters, as I have never played the original Fable, 또는 Anniversary for that matter.
Fable: The 로스트 Chapters has a story as unoriginal as the sequel. A young boy’s village is burned down and he goes to train and become a hero in a world where people need 히어로즈 to do things. As he goes about these tasks, he later gets involved with a quest that involves immortal deities,...
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Back when I was going around to different movie rental places and libraries, I would always rent video games, and one of my most frequently rented games was the original Max Payne. I never played Max Payne 3 and only a few parts of Max Payne 2, so I don’t know what they are like, but after playing so much of the original Max Payne, I’m actually kind of curious to play those games.
Max Payne follows the character… Max Payne, a hard boiled New York detective with the most noir thing ever, dead family. As he investigates the new drug Valkyrie, he is framed for the murder of a fellow...
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당신 know, though I have been reviewing horror games for a while now, it’s been awhile since I reviewed a horror, 또는 at least, a horror-themed rail shooter. The last one being a 년 ago, and that was… Rock of the Dead. Kind of regretting my look on that game, to be honest. Which is weird, because there are a few good horror rail shooters out there. Hell, House of the Dead was made on that premise. That and bad voice acting. But hey, speaking of bad voice acting, Resident Evil is a pretty good horror game franchise. (What a shitty segway). So, when 당신 put the two together, what do 당신 get?...
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What about The Hunger Games?
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Hey, it’s Sonic…….. (Cough, cough). Yeah, if I were to shout Sonic back in the 90s, I’m sure everyone would have cheered like crazy. Nowadays, Sonic is just a shell of it’s former self, being the talk of worst games ever 또는 cringe worthy 팬 art. Blame it on the video game industry wanting to make a quick buck. Sonic has made so many terrible mistakes and lied so much, he might as well be a politician. Now, do I hate Sonic. No… well, not as much as most people. He had some good games back in his golden days, but those days are in the past now, and Sonic is making 더 많이 mistakes than...
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Three guards were watching over the tired up Maggie and Glenn.

"Your ganna pay for this!" Maggie cried angrily.

"Hahaha.. What. Am gonna get my throat slide 또는 something!?" guard one cried, laughing st his own joke.

Suddenly appeared out of nowhere, grabbing the laughing guard from behind, and ironically slitting the guards throat with a large knife.

Before the 초 guard could react Rick body slammed the guard onto a 벽 and stabbed guard deep into to his hyoid area, killing him almost instantly.

The third guard reached for a 칼, 나이프 and attempted to stab Rick from behind but suddenly an axe was...
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Narrator: Once, in the land of the Great Sea, there was a young, brave, and courageous boy named Link. He was a dumb little shit, and he was kind of an asshole, really, but, he went through many hardships, fought countless monsters, and was a total dick to everyone. He met a young female pirate named Tetra, who he tried to hit on a dozen times, because, like I said, he was a real asshole. However, Spoiler Alert, Link was able to find that 테트라, tetra was actually the Princess Zelda. But, After this, she was kidnapped 의해 the evil green skinned man, Ganondorf. So, Link used every ounce of his doucheness...
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Chuck: (Sits in chair)
TK: Hey, Chuck, guess what. I have your daughter and Stacey
Chuck: Ha, jokes on you, she's invisible
Katey: Dad, seriously, help us
Chuck: You'll never find her
Katey: Dad, please help us
Chuck: She will never fall for your tricks
Katey: .................. I'm invisible
Chuck: Oh my god, there in trouble. I gotta save them (Runs off)
(Later, in Arena)
Chuck: Now, where are the-
TK: (Tazzes him) Now how does that feel
Chuck: AHHH I LIKE PIE
TK: Hm (Tazzes him some more)
(Later)
Chuck: (Wakes up, hanging from rope) Oh, man, all the blood is rushing to my head
Katey: Dad, help
Stacey: Please,...
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Today, I will be reviewing Sonic.EXE 2. Well, how is it. Well, lets just say 초 verse same as the first.... In other words, IT SUCKS.
So, it is about these two detectives, Derek and Chelsea who, oddly, are brother and sister. So, they are investigating this crime about this killer who rips open peoples mouth and carves a number into there chest. The only evidence is a busted computer with the Sonic.EXE game downloaded on it... and let me remind you, they were able to find this on a fucking broken computer.
Anyway, Chelsea starts 연기 weird and Derek comes to the conclusion that Chelsea...
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Oh look, its Jeff the Killer. Jeff the Killer. Jeff the motherfucking Killer. Yeah, well fuc 당신 당신 overrated prick. 당신 suck.
Incase no one noticed, I fucking hate the Jeff the Killer story. I do. I really do. And why. Well, its a fucking disaster, that's why. It is poorly written, and there was no effort put into it at all. Lets start with that Jeff's brother gets arrested for defending himself. And the court instantly finds him guilty. What kind of fucking trial is that. The court system in Phoenix Wright are better then this fucking place.
Also, when Jeff gets set on fire, I'd like to point...
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???: get in the car Dex

Dex: *gets in car* this is what the hell 당신 do!

???: yep *starts driving*

Dex: I almost got killed 3 times!

*BANG BANG BANG BANG*

Both: holy shi*!

Dex: make that 4 times!

???: hold on!

*ERRRCH*

Dex: why the hell did 당신 bring me along!?

???: 당신 figured out!

Dex: that does not mean that 당신 have to bring me with you!

???: in the 영화 people usually want to tag
along!

Dex: why would 당신 think I would want to tag along on a dangerous mission!?

???: I thought it would be a quick diplomat thing!

Dex: there are 10 guys chasing after us in sport cars!

???: WELCOME TO MY WORLD!
Court Lobby

Swift: Dear lord, that was too close
Lilly: Don't worry. It could have been worse
Swift: Worse?! I don't have much evidence and were bringing in a witness who saw 당신 commit the crime. If I can't get any actual proof, were going to lose this case
Lilly: Don't worry. I know 당신 can do it
Swift: !! W-what
Lilly: Here, I have this
Swift: What's this? A letter... I would like to see 당신 tonight. I only want 당신 to help me bring back the good old days. Please don't refuse. Come to my house at 10:00 on April 1st. Come alone. Signed... MARIAH
Lilly: Yeah, I was a little surprised too
Swift: Why...
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Steel Ball Run is said 의해 many to be the greatest Jojo part in all of the Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure series. And I agree. It is definitely my most 가장 좋아하는 part. It has some of the best story-telling of any of the parts, some great interactions between Johnny and Gyro, one of the most understandable villains in the entire series, some of the best Jojo side characters, and, of course, the topic of today’s article, some of the best Stands in the series. Are they all good, sadly no, but thankfully, the good definitely outweighs the bad when it comes to Stands of the Steel Ball Run universe....
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Hello, everyone, and today on this 기사 of Jojo-nuary, we will be ranking my own list of all of the Jojo’s. All eight of them. Now, before I start this off, I want to say right now that I enjoy all of the Jojo’s. Even the bad ones that 당신 probably don’t like. They are all great in their own ways and they are all as wonderful as the last. So, today, I am going to rank the eight Jojo’s from my least 가장 좋아하는 to my most favorite. Some of them may be different. Some of 당신 may have a different Jojo that 당신 see as your favorite, 또는 maybe 당신 may not like a Jojo as much as I do. Just...
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Famous Newgrounds content creator, also known as Arin Hanson from the let’s play channel Game Grumps, was once a prolific animator and considered one of the biggest. If 당신 don’t know Arin as an animator, you’d be forgiven for that. Arin Hanson’s old career has been buried and forgotten, but hey, times change right…. Right…. Right?! Hello, boys and girls. Welcome to another episode of Content Cop. Idubbbz here with the new rant article. I ranted before about David Cage and his creeping abilities, but now it’s time to talk about something else. It’s time to hit closer to home....
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Hello, everyone. Now, 할로윈 is only a few days away…. Like, ten weeks away… Well, I want to get an early start, so, for all of you, I am going to make ten different 상단, 맨 위로 tens for the 다음 following Saturdays. And what better way than to start with the 상단, 맨 위로 ten demons. Now, demons are the little red creatures that 당신 find lurking the in the depths of hell, 또는 in some part of the media. Now, first some rules. Only one demon per franchise, and only from what I have seen, 또는 played. Also, I am including ANYTHING! Be it movies, games, TV shows, whatever. It’s so that way, I can make these...
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EPISODE 1:

I reread my old reviews.. I didn't really give this show the proper justice.. There's actually SO MUCH I can say about it.. I just didn't know at the time..

Hellsing is one of the FAVOURITE animes of my opinion.. And even than, I'm very mixed about this show.. I'm just not really a big 아니메 fan.

Today.. I review episode one..

I don't know what I disliked about episode one the first time reviewing it.

But yeah.. Episode one is actually fucking awesome!..

We are opened up with Sera's as a police officer..Fight.. In my opinion a pretty interesting villain.

That is his only known name.....
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