(Hello everyone. A quick note. This is a reaction article. In it, I will type down every last word I say and 당신 can see how I react to whatever it is I do. Will I do 더 많이 of these. I don't know. But, with that, lets start with the reaction)
Okay, so its started... And we got us some thunder clap... Very scary... Ohhh... So, we get some Japanese kids talking... In Japanese... Thankfully, there are subtitles..... Oh, we get a backstory. Thats good........ And, we get some kids talking about ghosts in the dark. How cliched........ On dark stormy nights. CLICHED!!!....... Cliches! Cliches everywhere...... Oh, there's a knock on the door. It's looking really scary........ Oh, its a joke... Cliched........ Oh, and there's the joke of the guy accidently touching a girls breasts. That gets me every time. Oh, those Japanese and there perverted jokes......... So, is this a Sechkio Ever After... I don't get it...... So, people say this is scary.... It is, but I am just trying to pretend as if I am watching this for the first time... Well, its been about two years since the last time, so I kinda forgot about it a little. So, lets see what happens..... Its been ten 분 and nothings happened....... Huh, Earthquake... Well, I've played The Suffering, and if there's anything I know about earthquakes, it creates a giant hole and the demons of hell come and kill people... But, that's just a theory....... What the... They fell in a hole..... Like I said, giant hole... And, now, we get the opening credits... A little late, isn't it, Corpse Party..... So, now the intros all upbeat and and stuff....... And its all dark again..... And now its over. So, we get two characters, from the constant amount of times they say each others names, They are Seiko and Naomi, are pretty much the only characters at the moment........ That Seiko character is weird. She seems to be real happy at the thought of being kidnapped.......... Uh, what's that..... Scary kid. Scary Kid. SCARY KID!!! Oh, its gone. Never mind...... Uh, so Seiko is placing her face between Naomi's breasts. Naomi seems to be the pick of the litter when it comes to breasts, it seems......... There are lots of shoes here. Is this scary? How are shoes scary? Oh, never mind.......... Uh, Naomi, high school moms are not amazing. I've seen stuff like that on MTV, and it sucks. Not just the show, but being a teen mom............ Uhhh.......... So now Seiko is constantly asking to stay with Naomi... I'm beginning to 질문 if she is straight 또는 not. So far, its a whopping NOPE......... Goddamn, were about half way through the first episode and nothings happened......... Oh, god, now we got something and I regret asking for it........ My ears are ringing... Oh wait, that's just the anime........ Oh God, there's blood everywhere........ Must resist obvious joke........ Oh god, shadow tentacles. I have seen some gross stuff on the internet to know where this is going. And I think its going to make me sick....... What's Seiko's proble- AHHHHHHH!!!! PERSONS WAIST AND LEGS!!!! GUTS EVERYWHERE!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!! OH SWEET 예수님 OF FUCK TOWN, THAT'S FUCKING SICKENING!!!........... So we got mutilated people and attempted tentacle rape. I want to watch a different anime. Like Pokemon. That was so cheery and colorful and didn't have all this awful shit. But, I have to watch the rest of the anime. I mean, it can't get any worse... Right?.... Right?!!!.... RIGHT????!!!!!!.......... Well, I'll admit, Naomi throws a chair like "Fuck you, bitch". It's obvious that Naomi doesn't fuck around, especially when she has a chair........... Oh god, now we got dead bodies filled with maggots...... I'm going to be fucking sick........... Oh, god, it's the ghost kid again. Kill it... Oh, wait it's a ghost. Run then........Well, Naomi just vomited all over the place. Isn't that fucking nice.......... Well, after that, I can't tell which is scarier. The tentacle rape, the mutilated bodies, 또는 Naomi screaming at Seiko. This 아니메 is already fucking up my sanity. Are we almost done yet............. 더 많이 mutilated bodies.... Again, I'm going to be sick.............. Oh God, the musics gone scary...... Why do I hear rope. I don't like where this is going..........I was right....... Yeah, Naomi. I agree. I'm scared as hell right now too......... Oh Sweet Jesus, Seiko's still alive. Oh God, this is horrible to watch. Just seeing someone hang 의해 a rope only waiting to choke to death....... Oh come on, Naomi, 당신 can help her.......... Or... not......... Oh, sweet jesus, this is just depressing to watch............ Oh, geez............ So, that was the first episode........... THAT WAS THE FIRST FUCKING EPISODE!!!! WE JUST SAW A PERSON HANG THEM SELF RIGHT THERE AND THIS WAS THE FIRST FUCKING EPISODE!!!! IS THIS FORESHADOWING FOR THE ANIME!!!!! BECAUSE IF SO, THEN I AM PROBABLY GOING TO END UP AN EMOTIONAL WRECK 의해 THE TIME ITS DONE!!!!! Well, I'll see 당신 guys 다음 time, I guess, for the 다음 episode of Corpse Party. 당신 all, however, have a choice to leave and never come back. I don't, so, I may see some of 당신 다음 time, but I doubt it
Okay, so its started... And we got us some thunder clap... Very scary... Ohhh... So, we get some Japanese kids talking... In Japanese... Thankfully, there are subtitles..... Oh, we get a backstory. Thats good........ And, we get some kids talking about ghosts in the dark. How cliched........ On dark stormy nights. CLICHED!!!....... Cliches! Cliches everywhere...... Oh, there's a knock on the door. It's looking really scary........ Oh, its a joke... Cliched........ Oh, and there's the joke of the guy accidently touching a girls breasts. That gets me every time. Oh, those Japanese and there perverted jokes......... So, is this a Sechkio Ever After... I don't get it...... So, people say this is scary.... It is, but I am just trying to pretend as if I am watching this for the first time... Well, its been about two years since the last time, so I kinda forgot about it a little. So, lets see what happens..... Its been ten 분 and nothings happened....... Huh, Earthquake... Well, I've played The Suffering, and if there's anything I know about earthquakes, it creates a giant hole and the demons of hell come and kill people... But, that's just a theory....... What the... They fell in a hole..... Like I said, giant hole... And, now, we get the opening credits... A little late, isn't it, Corpse Party..... So, now the intros all upbeat and and stuff....... And its all dark again..... And now its over. So, we get two characters, from the constant amount of times they say each others names, They are Seiko and Naomi, are pretty much the only characters at the moment........ That Seiko character is weird. She seems to be real happy at the thought of being kidnapped.......... Uh, what's that..... Scary kid. Scary Kid. SCARY KID!!! Oh, its gone. Never mind...... Uh, so Seiko is placing her face between Naomi's breasts. Naomi seems to be the pick of the litter when it comes to breasts, it seems......... There are lots of shoes here. Is this scary? How are shoes scary? Oh, never mind.......... Uh, Naomi, high school moms are not amazing. I've seen stuff like that on MTV, and it sucks. Not just the show, but being a teen mom............ Uhhh.......... So now Seiko is constantly asking to stay with Naomi... I'm beginning to 질문 if she is straight 또는 not. So far, its a whopping NOPE......... Goddamn, were about half way through the first episode and nothings happened......... Oh, god, now we got something and I regret asking for it........ My ears are ringing... Oh wait, that's just the anime........ Oh God, there's blood everywhere........ Must resist obvious joke........ Oh god, shadow tentacles. I have seen some gross stuff on the internet to know where this is going. And I think its going to make me sick....... What's Seiko's proble- AHHHHHHH!!!! PERSONS WAIST AND LEGS!!!! GUTS EVERYWHERE!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!! OH SWEET 예수님 OF FUCK TOWN, THAT'S FUCKING SICKENING!!!........... So we got mutilated people and attempted tentacle rape. I want to watch a different anime. Like Pokemon. That was so cheery and colorful and didn't have all this awful shit. But, I have to watch the rest of the anime. I mean, it can't get any worse... Right?.... Right?!!!.... RIGHT????!!!!!!.......... Well, I'll admit, Naomi throws a chair like "Fuck you, bitch". It's obvious that Naomi doesn't fuck around, especially when she has a chair........... Oh god, now we got dead bodies filled with maggots...... I'm going to be fucking sick........... Oh, god, it's the ghost kid again. Kill it... Oh, wait it's a ghost. Run then........Well, Naomi just vomited all over the place. Isn't that fucking nice.......... Well, after that, I can't tell which is scarier. The tentacle rape, the mutilated bodies, 또는 Naomi screaming at Seiko. This 아니메 is already fucking up my sanity. Are we almost done yet............. 더 많이 mutilated bodies.... Again, I'm going to be sick.............. Oh God, the musics gone scary...... Why do I hear rope. I don't like where this is going..........I was right....... Yeah, Naomi. I agree. I'm scared as hell right now too......... Oh Sweet Jesus, Seiko's still alive. Oh God, this is horrible to watch. Just seeing someone hang 의해 a rope only waiting to choke to death....... Oh come on, Naomi, 당신 can help her.......... Or... not......... Oh, sweet jesus, this is just depressing to watch............ Oh, geez............ So, that was the first episode........... THAT WAS THE FIRST FUCKING EPISODE!!!! WE JUST SAW A PERSON HANG THEM SELF RIGHT THERE AND THIS WAS THE FIRST FUCKING EPISODE!!!! IS THIS FORESHADOWING FOR THE ANIME!!!!! BECAUSE IF SO, THEN I AM PROBABLY GOING TO END UP AN EMOTIONAL WRECK 의해 THE TIME ITS DONE!!!!! Well, I'll see 당신 guys 다음 time, I guess, for the 다음 episode of Corpse Party. 당신 all, however, have a choice to leave and never come back. I don't, so, I may see some of 당신 다음 time, but I doubt it
So I was pretty big into the RPG genre when I started to hear about the Shin Megami Tensei games. And when I hear people talk about it, a lot of snobs tell me to go for Nocturne, but some people recommend I try out Persona. I heard about it, and I also heard about some things about it, and I decided to start off with what was considered the most popular, Persona 4. And I loved it!
Persona 4 follows Yu Narukami, the only protagonist so far with a consistent name, as he arrives at the small town of Inaba to stay for a 년 while his parents are on a business trip. He goes about a normal...
So, Persona 3 was a good game, and then Persona 4 came out and it was even better, and then we all wondered what sort of thing Persona 5 would be. And then we had to wait… for a long time. And I mean a looooooooooooooooooooooong time. But boy, let me tell you, when it finally came to grace the west, we were not expecting something like this, and we loved every 초 of it.
Persona 5 follows Ren Amamiya 피자 파스타 Mama Mia, 또는 as 팬 prefer to call him, Akira, as he is sent to live with his guardian in Tokyo after being blamed for assaulting the Prime Minister, and is forced to experience...
So it’s clear that I am a 팬 of the Zelda games, since I have had them in my possession ever since I was a young kid. But one that I had not played until much later in life was the classic N64 제목 that is a sequel to the even 더 많이 classic Ocarina of Time, and that is known as Majora’s Mask, known 의해 many for being utterly horrifying.
Majora’s Mask, taking place after Ocarina of Time, sees Link in a new land called Termina, where he is searching for the mysterious Skull Kid who is planning to drop the moon onto the town in three days time, giving Link a very limited amount of time...
So Melee was a good Smash game. Hell, it was amazing. It could’ve just been because it was the first I played and had 더 많이 free time on my hands, but I put so much time into Melee, that no other future Smash Bros. game compared. Smash 4 was something I got tired of quick, and while I enjoyed Brawl and it’s story mode, I already felt like I had saw it all. And then, there comes the new one. Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.
When this game was announced with the tagline “Everyone is Here”, the world got together and fucking 로스트 their shit. Understandably of course. And when they said...
Some time ago, I reviewed the four episode 아니메 series, Corpse Party: Tortured Souls. It was a pretty neat show that I think works as a horror series, but said that it wasn’t for everyone. Before I watched that anime, I had not played any of the Corpse Party games. But, I can now say that it has changed. And I managed to get the 3DS version for the low, low price of only almost sixty bucks. What the hell?! Well, let’s get into the review of Corpse Party for 3DS.
First off, why did this game that isn’t really that big in content cost so much? Because 당신 cannot play this game in...
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First off, why did this game that isn’t really that big in content cost so much? Because 당신 cannot play this game in...
Our disguises faded away, and we turned back to normal
Shortly after 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash's arrival, we turned back to normal.
Sean: Our disguises are gone. Cadence, do 당신 know any spells to make us look like one of them?
Cadence: No I don't.
Sean: Alright. *gets map of castle* We've got a lot of ammo, explosives, and we need to create a lot of confusion if we're getting out of here alive.
Rainbow Dash: What should we do?
Sean: Dash, I want 당신 to place some explosives in this room, most of them should go 의해 the door, for when the enemy tries to open them, they'll die.
Shredder: There's also...
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Some time ago, when I played Saints Row IV, there was a scene where Roddy Piper and Keith David were fighting in an alley in a pretty humorous way. I had no idea what the scene was, until I watched this movie. Now it all makes perfect sense. Another John Carpenter movie, as if three this 년 weren’t enough. Thankfully, it’s a good one. Probably one of his most loved of all time. And that movie is the satirical sci-fi horror classic, They Live.
The movie follows a drifter 의해 the name of John Nada, who comes to a town finding work, but instead, he manages to find something even bigger....
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The movie follows a drifter 의해 the name of John Nada, who comes to a town finding work, but instead, he manages to find something even bigger....
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Back in the 1950’s, there was a movie 의해 the name of The Thing from Another World. It was really cheesy and kinda silly, but it was a decent movie. Probably outdated today. I wouldn’t know. I haven’t watched it in years. So, in the 80s, John Carpenter, who worked on the 할로윈 movie, had started working on a remake, and thank god that we get to talk about a good remake on here. Probably my personal 가장 좋아하는 remake out of all of them. That remake is The Thing, and it definitely is a thing alright. A good thing… Did I Really write that?
So the movie takes place in the Antarctic,...
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So the movie takes place in the Antarctic,...
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In 1977, Stephen King, famous horror story writer, released his book titled The Shining. It was a pretty disturbing book that a lot of people enjoyed. So much, that it even got a movie made, directed 의해 the legendary Stanley Kubrick. Kubrick had not worked on horror 영화 before, so he wanted to give The Shining a shot. That sort of work ended up leading to one of the most influential and most iconic and greatest horror 영화 of all time… In my opinion anyway.
The Shining follows Jack Torrance, a writer suffering from writer's block, who takes the job watching over the Overlook Hotel...
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The Shining follows Jack Torrance, a writer suffering from writer's block, who takes the job watching over the Overlook Hotel...
