If life was an 아니메
the world will be cool
life will be better than swimming in a pool
we'll have nice hairstyles and look cute
some of us will have cool weapons and shoot
we don't have to buy a lot of makeup
we can just go with the flow
and mom can make 쿠키 with her new dough
we can stay attractive when we smoke
또는 get in a bathtub and soak
old people will still look young (that's a lie)
we can listen to their songs
we will have powers better than superman
instead of playing kick the can
if life was an anime
the world will be cool
don't 당신 agree
또는 당신 shall flee

Hi, I'm Sulflex Otonashi. I'm going to tell 당신 something awesome that is coming soon on this club.
Ok I know you're excited, so I tell 당신 now!
The Vampire Mistress 망가 are coming! That means 더 많이 laughter, blushing, shocking, etc. scenes.
So here's the story:
Michaelis Trancy is the cousin of Alois Trancy (Black Butler) who made a contract with a vampire. (Me!)
Backstory:
Michaelis's mother killed her father and burned down Italy. (She's Italian)
On the way to England, Michaelis escaped from her mother.
She realized that her surroundings were different. She hid in a valley and saw a black cat. (She believes in bad luck) While trying to run away from the cat, the cat licked her. She started to play with the cat until it spoked. "You should call me your mistress." It said. Michaelis agreed to the cat and her blue eyes turned pink. (When 당신 make a contract with a vampire your eyes turn into a lighter shade of the Vampire's eye color.)

I've heard a lot of guys stating that Sebastian Michaelis (the butler from Black Butler) is "gay". I think is because a lot of girls like Sebastian and they think the only way to get the girls is to call Sebastian gay. That doesn't work me.
Sebastian isn't gay. Even though he dresses and bathe Ciel doesn't mean he's gay. That's what he's supposed to do. Ciel made a contract with Sebastian. Sebastian is his butler until Sebastian swallows his soul.
On the other hand if Sebastian was gay he would be in 사랑 with Grell. (Grell is a dude.) Grell and Sebastian would be a couple, but their not because Sebastian isn't gay.

Note to Sebastian Haters: Sebastian isn't gay. He is too cute for an 아니메 character. And if 당신 still say that he's gay; go suck a d**k. (I'm so sorry for my language. I'm really angry right now.)