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Authors Note: Alrighty, welcome to strange and sometimes wacky world of me. I would like to say that Bella, Alice, Rosalie, and Jasper belong to me but that wouldn't be true. I'm just making them royal. As much as I would 사랑 to have Jasper come protect me, its not possible. Sad, I know. As always, huge thanks to my beta mlggater, for correcting my mistakes and making this readable. Alright, go have fun now, I'll see at the bottom.

Chapter 1

Back from Kathmandu

You loved everyone like a sovereign,

Half magnanimous, half unimpressed

And I was talking to much, I was tryin' to hard,

In the dream it...
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posted by LexisFaith
Sorry it has been so long guys! I am in Myrtle 바닷가, 비치 for my fall break :) here with Jessica :) I have been pretty busy but I'm free to write you. Hope this will be good a make up for it ~Alexis.

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Edward POV

Nice 옮기기 Cullen. Just tell her about how 당신 want 더 많이 kids with her. That will warm her up.

I silently cursed myself for opening my mouth. Bella just stared at me with her Bambie eyes, her mouth gaping. I really shouldn't have said anything.

"Bella, I'm so sorry. I shouldn't have said anything. I mean 당신 only confessed to me that 당신 actually...
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 My version of Renesmee on her wedding day...
My version of Renesmee on her wedding day...
저기요 guys! sorry it's taken me a bit longer for this chapter! I've been a mental Mute lately :)
Once again thanks to everyone of 당신 who reads these and for your support too :)x


I woke up in the morning feeling refreshed and happy, Jacob had stayed with me last night, he'd had no problem now we were to be married in just a days time, the wedding licence should be arriving today whilst I was at Larnaca Airport collecting my Aunt and Uncle. I looked at the clock and decided half past eight was all the sleep I could manage. Today would drag slowly I was sure of it, I was so excited for tomorrow...
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posted by ShelbyxFelix
-Continuing from last chapter-

Felix: Hey! I'm not a suck up! -Pouts-

Alec: That's what 당신 think.

Me: Shut up. I like him ebing a suck up. -Winks-

-Door randomly swings open and Hannah is thrown in the room-

Me: Hannah!

Hannah: Meow!

Felix, Demetri, Alec: -Gives Hannah weird look- What's up with her? -All says at the same time-

Me: Seriously! Stop doing that 당신 freaks!

Felix: -sniffles- I thought 당신 loved me...

Me: No! I do! I do 사랑 당신 -Tackles him to the ground and makes out with Felix-

Brianna: -Looks at affectionant couple weirdly- Wow.. That's just, wow...

Demetri and Alec: 당신 never answered...
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 Renesmee ( Taylor )
Renesmee ( Taylor )
When I woke up the 다음 일 I found myself in my room, in Charlie's house. I wasn't the only in my room. Edward and Bella were both standing in the right-left corner of my room. Just staring with suspicion, anger, worried and relief in their eyes. I knew was in big trouble. Great just what I need. I tell that they wanted to know why I ran away for a 년 and 5 months with even calling. What was I going to tell them? How was I going to explain it to them? "I ran away because I'm running from the Volturi. After Jacob found out that I'm from here. I'm actually from the future, and oh ya did I...
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A 유튜브 Script:
*episode eleven*
*Home Alone*
Alice’s P.O.V:
*thinking*
When 당신 scream 당신 feel the vibe.
When 당신 dance 당신 feel the music.
When 당신 hit the floor…well…you die.
In your mind….
*done thinking*
Alice: *lying on the floor; passed out*
Bella: *screaming* ALICE!
Rosalie: *kicks down the door*
*before she kicks down the door*
Emmett: I still think we should form a lunch club.
Edward: *sighs…getting impatient* for the last freakin’ time we don’t eat lunch!
Emmett: Who cares? We can just…hang…out.
Edward: Alright Emmett so what do we call it? The ‘No eating Club’.
Emmett: No,...
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Bella’s P.O.V:
I gasped as Riley jumped and grabbed Edward. “Don’t let them get a hold of you…you’ll be dead in a second.” Jasper’s words flashed in my head. Edward flew back with as Riley toppled to the ground. “You shouldn’t have become like this. You’re world isn’t working for me, newbie.” Edward cocked his head as he ripped his head off. The dead vampire body lying in the white snow. Victoria looked down at her colleague. She jumped on 상단, 맨 위로 of Edward ready to rip his head off. My eyes were starting to water as I kneeled in the snow and began digging through the snow....
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The movie adaptation of Twilight sequel Breaking Dawn is going to be the sexiest of all the 영화 in the saga.

Screenwriter Melissa Rosenberg promises that the final Twilight installment will have the sex scene, although it may not have the birth scene.

Rosenberg described the Breaking Dawn sex scene between Pattinson's Edward Cullen and Stewart's Bella 백조 this way:

“Breaking Dawn will be sexier [than its predecessors.] I think we can get awfully sexy with a PG-13, I’m not worried about the rating. I know a lot of 팬 are like, ‘We have to go R to do it justice,’ but I don’t think so. I think it’s going to be pretty hot. Way hot!”
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Kayla’s POV

I was furious. How dare she be here?! How could she be here?! Why would he let her? Doesn’t he know how I feel about her and her moronic father? Her stupid father told my mother something, causing her to leave Charlie and go back to England with me. I didn’t know what was said exactly but it couldn’t have been ‘Oh Sarah, 당신 look fat in that today’. It had to be something really serious, really bad, that she would 옮기기 back to England.
Lexi sat nervously down on the sofa 다음 to the guy called Gabriel. There was something about him that looked familiar. I couldn’t quite...
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posted by rubytuesday101
1 월 later:

I have 3 months to go untill Renesmee is born,i look like i am 7 months pregnant but i dont mind.I have been spending nearly everyday with jacob we have become even closer than before but i dont see him 더 많이 than a friend i think he knows that.Today is Friday and it is the end of school today is graduation,alice got me something to wear and i went to my graduation.The ceremony only took about and 시간 and a half then it was over i went to a restraunte with charlie then alice brought me up to her house because she said she had stuff for me and renesmee.We drove up there and went...
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posted by rubytuesday101
Today is Saturday edward and the cullens are going hunting so i guess edward is goin to tell everyone what happened i bet alice will be over later.I got up and got dressed i ate breakfast and started watching tv.I was trying to think what i could do today,i havent seen Jacob in a while not since he told me he was a werewolf edward said it was dangerous.But he cant tell me what to do,so i got up and called jacob.
"Hello?"it was jacob it was good to hear his husky voice.
"Hi jake it's bella"i said to him.
"Bella!,hi how are ya!"he said now sounding really happy i chuckled a bit.
"Im fine how are...
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