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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. Two~ [ONE]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Two
BuffyFaithfan1
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Hi, my name is Cyd, short for Cydnee, and one 일 while I was grocery shopping, a former member of the Death Clan of the Fallen threw a 칼, 나이프 at my head. I ducked behind my cart, and ran out of the store once I saw the 칼, 나이프 fly into a bunch of egg cartons. I went home, told my friend Tabra about it, and he came rushing over. He helped me get out of the aftershock feeling, and when we were eating chicken sandwhiches, mine was coated in poison. We then went to his apartment, knowing that if one little sandwhich was...

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Borrowed lives XIX

posted by Tatti

As the fight started again I realized that Volturi was much 더 많이 careful than before, I guess it was related to the fact that I could use my physical shield and turn Jane's and others' abilities against them. I just wonder if they suspect how much strength it requires - I already felt pretty tired. I broke some of their relationships using Chelsea and saw how dozen of guards retreated 더 많이 than necessary. Battle was getting 더 많이 and 더 많이 intensive and advantage was on our side, Volturi 로스트 five 또는 six soldiers while we didn't lose a single person. I hated the smell of 라일락 꽃, 라일락 smokes, it made...

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Cold Roses--Chp. 5: Misunderstood

posted by Summer_Leanne

Hi again everyone! Thank 당신 so much for commenting on my last post, and being 팬 of it, too!! I appreciate every thing 당신 all have to say, and I'm so so SO excited to know that 당신 guys are enjoying it. Ultimately, it all boils down to the happiness of the readers ^.^ Here's an update! Enjoy! Much 사랑 from me to all of you!
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“Watched? 의해 who?” Rosalie placed her hands on her tiny waist and grimaced, “Are 당신 positive about that, Summer?” Summer used her excellent vision to 검색 the dense forest that encompassed them, “Yes Rose,”...

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~Ever After 5~

posted by LexisFaith

I opened the door and Jake came up behind me putting his hand on my mouth.
"Shhhh!" He whispered. "Sarah just went to sleep."
I removed his hand from my mouth and kissed him. "Good job." I smiled and started up stairs.
"So?" He followed behind me. "What's the verdict?"
I walked into our room and took off my shoes and put my things away.
I walked over and stood infront of him. I put my hands on my hips and sighed.
"This baby has the 늑대 gene. That's why it is growing faster." I ran my hair threw my curls and walked around him.
"So what does that mean?"
"It means..." I turned to make sure he was behind...

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Renesmee's POV

posted by LexisFaith

저기요 guys! Since so many of 당신 wanted teh 다음 one so soon, I decided I would go ahead a do it.
As 당신 can see this one is in Renesmee's point of view for those team edwards out there. Hope 당신 enjoy!
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Drive faster was not in order when Dad was driving. His speedometer needle couldn't go any further but Mom continued to tell him to hurry.
"Bella, I'm going as fast as I can. I quite frankly can't go any faster."
Mom sighed and pinched the bridge of her nose.

When we reach the hospital Jake carried me in with all the rest of my family behind me. We...

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Borrowed lifes VI

posted by Tatti

When I woke up it was hard to believe that everything I've been through these past three months was real. But me lying in a king size 침대 in a beautiful room was a prove I couldn't deny. I sat up in the 침대 and tried to come up with a plan but my head simply didn't work. And I felt hungry. When I got of the 침대 I remembered that I left my motel wearing only pajamas and a jacket. What am I going to do now? Show myself dressed like this? On the other hand why I should feel embarrassed? They kidnaped me after all - I didn't get a chance to pack my things. I sighed and went to a glass wall. I gazed...

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Gone Part 6

posted by CarlislesLover

Sorry its been a while.
Hope 당신 like it.
xxxx

I woke up in a limo with my boss 다음 to me. “Are we on our way to Volterra?”

“Yes we are” The limo finally stopped. I got out and went to hotel room to clean myself up re-do my hair. I had to walk down a massive stage in a pair of heels. I doubted that I would maintain my balance. I managed to stay standing to my surprise. It all ended at last I expected to be shipped off to a different country now but I wasn’t. I was being taken to the Volturi. Of course they didn’t know that they were called the Volturi and that they were vampires. We...

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True Lies,Teen Girls(Chapter Six)

posted by moolah

This is the dress Bella wore(don't worry-it'll be the same dare-she won't be wearing this for long)

Rosalie’s P.O.V:
I was frickin’ mad. I could seduce Edward Cullen. It’s not really that hard. He’s a boy, for crying out loud. When I got home, Emmett was watching football screaming, “NO! YES! NO! YES! YES!!!!!” then he looked over at me, “Oh hey, heard 당신 and Bella and Alice got in a fight.” “Yep.” I said. “But what do 당신 care, 당신 still like her.” “You will then, eventually.” He turned the TV off and put me on his lap. “Thanks,” I whispered. He smiled, “For what?” “Making me feel bet…” that’s when she walked in. Emmett looked over and took me...

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Dreams do come true Chapter 15

posted by Darktimes104

I need to be 더 많이 on 상단, 맨 위로 of my updating!

Emmett's POV:
Rose,Carmen, Kate, and Esme returned about two hours after they left. I ran to the door when I saw Rose but, Carmen and Kate kept me away, "You know 당신 aren't suppose to see the wedding 겉옷, 가운 before the wedding." I stopped off annoyed. I went to sit on the couch. The annoyed feeling I felt went away when I saw the 'I think I'm going to throw up' look on Edwards face because Tanya, once again, was hanging on him. I let out a booming laugh and Edward gave me and evil glare.

Rosalie's POV:
I found the perfect dress, the straps came just below...

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Dear Diary.CH 3

posted by Jessie-Louise

Okay it was the 다음 일 and I had invited Jacob round for dinner,he actually got along with my parents strangely enough i didnt know why.
Atleast it was better than lots of arguments,we all sat down at the 공식 만찬, 저녁 식사 표, 테이블 Mom and Dad didnt eat though,Jacob and I had 스파게티 Bolognaise.It was very tasty,ive never tried it before.
After 공식 만찬, 저녁 식사 we went into the living room where we all sat and played a bored game togeather and watched abit of telly.
About an 시간 and a half later Jacob had to get 집 so me and mom dropped him off,
"Thankyou for coming Jacob it was a pleasure"my mom said.
"It was no...

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a beautiful death part 3

posted by xroylex

"so tell me about your self your how old now?"
oh damm mum told me this but its just slipped my memorie i mean i carnt remember most things about before i stop aging apart from the things dad and mum and charlie tell me. and then its a little fuzzy.
"im 10" ok i didnt look like a 10 년 old really i was 16 but still alice has made me look younger so i have my hairs up and i have allways been small.
"wow 10 당신 look older and act older hmm... charlisle?" she knew us all to well yes it was him who has given me all this mind 우주 to work with so i just nodded. time to dumben down a little/
"yeah...

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Ashley Greene and Kelan Lutz will be in Breaking Dawn

posted by keninv

After the little scare we had, it has been confirmed Kellan and Ashley will be in Breaking Dawn.

The actors have reached an agreement with producers and will get an increase of $1.6 million. Both Ashley and Kellan had asked for a whole lot more, but they decided to take a lower amount and be in the 영화 than refuse and not finish out the saga.

All Twilight 팬 out there can breathe a sigh of relief because these two important actors will be staying on board. It is hard to lose 또는 change a character so far into the saga, because those who follow Twilight develop a relationship with the actors, especially Alice.

So, with all these money matters settled, the two actors will be ready to promote Eclipse and start filming the rest of the saga later this year.

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Rob Pattinson on People’s Most Beautiful list 2010

posted by Hellohoudini

의해 Twilight_News

People.com has given us a sneak peek at the Most Beautiful list for this 년 and everyone’s 가장 좋아하는 vampire has made the list. Here is what they had to say about Rob:

ROBERT PATTINSON
His pale, otherworldly complexion may make girls swoon, but the British heartthrob, 23, says looking the part of a lovesick vampire in the Twilight series isn’t quite as thrilling: “Having that makeup put on every single day, as soon as 당신 get it taken off it’s like, ‘Oh, 당신 do look normal. 당신 look healthy now

TWILIGHT - chapter 13 - CONFESSIONS - My view of twilight :)

posted by PeppyAndFox

If I'd ever feared death before in the presence, it was nothing compared to now.
He streaked through the dark, thick underbrush of the forest like a bullet, like a ghost.
There was no sound, no evidence that his feet touched the earth.
His breathing never changed, never indicated and effort.
But the trees flew 의해 at deadly speeds, always missing 의해 inches.
I was too terrified to close my eyes, though the cool forest air whipped against my face and burned them.
I felt as if I were stupidly sticking my head out the window of an airplane in flight.
And, for the first time in my life, I felt the dizzy...

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Bella's Adventure -Ch4 - Hopless

posted by MadisonAmpt

Not sure how good this one is, sounded good in my head. But i will try to make them as interesting as possible. much love:) Xx

I lied there half dead in pain.
Then this guy with the milky eyes held out his hand. I heaitated but he said "No need to fear me young one" in that creepy voice he has. NO NEED TO FEAR!. i said in my head "Please just kill me i dont think i can stand much 더 많이 pain" i cryed wile grabbing his hand with my good one. i got into a sittig position but he just stood there with a puzzled expression "How interesting" he said. He pulled me to my feet "im sorry about Demetri he...

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New Moon, chapter eleven, Clarifications. Part four

posted by New_Moon_Master

"Okay. I'll try." she said reluctently. She muttered something under herbreath that I didn't catch. The only things I hear were "he" and "kill".
"But 당신 need to sleep. You're not immortal yet, so 당신 need it."
"Alice, it's barely even dark out!" I argued. I was suprised that Charlie had not said anythig about the fact I was going to 침대 in the middle of the afternoon. He must have been really distracted.
"Right." She said sarcastically. "Because 당신 got so much sleep last night."
She had me there. And I was exausted. Sleep would just be very difficult. Never the less, I climbed into bed.
"Will...

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PLEASE ANSWER THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Okay, so I'm 글쓰기 a book on www.FanFiction.net, and it's about the Sookie Stackhouse Novels 의해 Charlaine Harris, its a 팬 fiction, so I dont want to make publicity out of it, I just want ppl to read it, and tell me what they think!
So, if 당신 have time on your hands, and 당신 wanna read what I wrote (which has 뱀파이어 and werewolves, and shapeshifters, witches, etc. (like in the actual series)) then follow this link, and tell me what 당신 think in 코멘트 if 당신 have a 팬 fiction account, if not tell me what 당신 think down below this! Please do so, I really wanna know if its good 또는 not...thanks for 읽기 this and hopefully u follow the link!

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로스트 memories ALERT!

posted by SuperFunFan1001

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Hi! I am both happy and sad to announce that I will be on a vacation for the 다음 12 days so I will not be posting as much. But hey... VACATION TIME! YAY haha LOL so I'm sory and will try to post soon!

loves!

Oh and keep looking for 업데이트 u never know!

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로스트 memories ch 7

posted by SuperFunFan1001

Hi! So I have this fantastic Idea to give Bella a coven. She will meet up with the Cullens again don’t worry, it will just be later on in the story. Hope 당신 like it! (If this doesn’t have enough drama then PLEASE tell me how I could add some.) Does it seem like I am making this story go 의해 like way fast? It does to me.
DISCLAMER: I, once again, do not own twilight 또는 any of its characters.

Bella POV
I stayed in the clearing for who knows how long when I heard it. The sound was horrible… a high pitched screaming sound.
I followed it.

The sound led me to find a large red-brown 늑대 towering...

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Stephenie Meyer's 'Twilight' series sweeps 상단, 맨 위로 four spots!

posted by Hellohoudini

의해 Bob Minzesheimer and Anthony DeBarros, USA TODAY

Led 의해 Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series, 뱀파이어 devoured USA TODAY's Best-Selling 책 list in 2009.

For the 초 년 in a row, Meyer swept the 상단, 맨 위로 four spots. No other author — not even J. K. Rowling— has done that in the list's 16-year history.

Meyer's coattails pulled 16 other vampire titles onto the list of the year's 100 most 인기 books.

"Meyer had an 믿을 수 없는 impact," says Michael Norris, 책 analyst for Simba Information, a market-research firm. He wonders what publishers will do when what he calls " 'the vampire industrial...