Twilight Fanfiction Article: IMING WITH THE CULLENS CH. 4

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posted by ec_and_hg_4ever

Fall down19- Bella
Mind Reader17- Edward
Tiny Freak16- Alice
Vampire18- Jasper
Idiot- Emmett
Beautiful Blonde- Rosalie
Vamp. Mother- Esme
Dr. Fix it- Carlisle
Sexy Puppy- Jacob
늑대 Lover- Renesmee

Fall down19 has logged on
Mind Reader17 has logged on
Tiny Freak16 has logged on
Vampire18 has logged on
Idiot has logged on

Idiot- 당신 SAW ALL OF THOSE ANIMALS!! WHERE?! 당신 HAVE TO TELL ME WHERE

Vampire18- YES! WHERE?! WHERE?! 당신 MUST TELL ME! PLEASE! PLEASE! PRETTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYY PLEASSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEE!!!

Tiny Freak16- JASPER WHAT IS YOUR DEAL?! 당신 KNOW WE DIDN’T REALLY SEE THEM! I MEAN WE DID SEE THEM AND 당신 KNOW WHERE WE SAW THEM!

Idiot- NICE TRY ALICE DO I HAVE IDIOT WRITTEN ON THIS SCREEN!

Tiny Freak16- actually 당신 do -snickers-

Idiot- UGH! JASPER!

Vampire18- - snickers- yyyesssssssssss!

Tiny Freak16- Jazz your pure genius! Hahaha

Mind Reader17- um….can we please get back to the point!

Idiot- ummmm…. Who are you?!

Mind Reader17- no one!

Idiot- NO ONE?! 당신 have to be someone because 당신 are talking to me

Tiny Freak16- your right Emmett he is someone! I have an idea why don’t 당신 try and guess who he is

Idiot- well he acts a lot like Edward but if he was Edward he would have already told me to stop thinking that song because he hates the song im thinking!

Vampire18- oh yes he does!!!! I CAN FEEL IT 당신 IDOT!

Idiot- where is Edward anyways?!

Tiny Freak16- oh he is closer than 당신 think

Fall down19- umm Alice! 당신 better shut up right now because if 당신 cheat 당신 lose!

Idiot- cheat?!

Tiny Freak16- did she say cheat she meant….if I say cheese I lose!

Idiot- oh that makes sense!

Fall down19- it does?!

Tiny Freak16- of course it does Bella, we made that bet remember that I couldn’t go the whole 일 with out saying cheese!

Idiot- I smell something fishy!

Sexy 강아지 has logged on

Sexy Puppy- that would be because I put 물고기 guts in 당신 wife’s shampoo….umm Idiot

Idiot- IM NOT AN IDIOT AND YOU’D HAVE TO BE STUPID TO DO THAT… SHE WILL KILL YOU!!!

Sexy Puppy- actually it’s the smartest idea that I have ever had!

Idiot- your right seeing 당신 get your but kicked would be funny!

Sexy Puppy- haha man your sn does fit you! 당신 idiot I blamed 당신 for it! I left a note 의해 the 샤워 telling her what 당신 did and where she could find you!

Idiot- oh I’m so telling Edward!

Sexy Puppy- and what is he going to do?!

Idiot- he will tell you! Wont 당신 Edward!

Fall down19- WHAT ARE 당신 TALKING ABOUT! EDWARD IS ON A TRIP IN MADAGASCAR!! WITH MARTY, GLORIA, AND MELVIN!

Idiot- oh so he brought his lap 상단, 맨 위로 along so he could stay in touch with me!

Fall down19- yeah that!

Idiot-YAY!! BUT WHAT ABOUT ALEX?!

Fall down19- ALEX?!

Idiot- yeah…. Alex the lion! He never lets Marty, Gloria, and Melvin go into the wild alone!

Fall down19- oh well there is some sad news about Alex the lion 엘

Idiot- WHAT HAPPENED TO ALEX?!

Fall down19- ummmm well EDWARD ATE HIM
Idiot- 당신 DID WHAT EDWARD ANTHONY MASEN CULLEN?!

Tiny Freak16- 저기요 Emmett, just so we have this clear… who do 당신 think is Edward?!

Idiot- EDWARD! DUH AND YALL CALL ME THE IDIOT

Beautiful Blonde has logged on

Beautiful Blonde- ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH !!

Sexy Puppy- what’s with 당신 Blondie!

Beautiful Blonde- YOU! 당신 MONGREL!

Sexy Puppy- ME! DON’T 당신 MEAN EMMETT!

Beautiful Blonde- NO I MEAN YOU!

Sexy Puppy- BUT HE LEFT 당신 A NOTE!

Beautiful Blonde- MY HUSBAND DOESN’T SIGN HIS NAME IN 강아지 SCRAWL! PLUS 당신 REEK DOG! I COULD SMELL 당신 FROM MILES AWAY! AND THAT NOTE SMELLED LIKE 강아지 BUT!

Sexy Puppy- OH! WELL ILL BE SEEING YALL!

Sexy 강아지 has logged out

Beautiful Blonde- OH HE IS SOOO DEAD!

Beautiful Blonde has logged off

Tiny Freak16- So Emmie lets get back to that 질문 that I asked 당신 !

Idiot- im sorry could 당신 please repeat it!

Tiny Freak16- What is Edwards sn?!

Idiot- well it couldn’t be beautiful blonde because he is not beautiful 또는 blonde! And it couldn’t be Vampire18 because that is he is 17 not 18 and it couldn’t be tiny freak16 because that is 당신 ! He couldn’t be fall down 19 because Bella is the only one of us who is still a little on the clumsy side! And Sexy 강아지 well it has its possibilties but the sexy part just throws that one right off the list but…. Edward is annoying and he does smell! But Mind Reader 17 that is just so….obvious and plain! Its so Edward! Plus he is 17 and he reads minds!

Tiny Freak16- OH YEAH I WIN! I WIN! I WIN!

Mind Reader17- OMG! THE IDIOT FIGURED ME OUT! WELL GO AHEAD AND TORTURE MY WIFE!

Tiny Freak16- actually Bella will be very happy to know that I have changed my condition!

Mind Reader17- WHAT! THAT’S NOT FAIR!

Tiny Freak16- oh but it is!

Fall down19- YIPPPPPPEEEE!!! WHATS YOUR CONDITION ALICE!

Tiny Freak16- I’m gonna make him treat me the way he was gonna make me treat him!

*the 다음 day*

Alice- oh Edward!

Edward- YES YOUR BEAUTIFUL ALL MIGHTY MASTER!

Alice- pick up that palm tree!

Edward- why?!

Alice- um EXCUSE ME! ARE 당신 QUESTIONING ME!!!!! YOUR BEAUTIFUL ALMIGHTY MASTER!!

Edward- NO BEAUTIFUL ALMIGHTY MASTER I WOULDN’T DARE 질문 YOU!

Alice- that’s what I thought! NOW GET TO WORK!

Edward- YES BEAUTIFUL ALMIGHTY MASTER! *picks up the palm tree*

Alice- NOW HIT YOUR SELF IN THE HEAD WITH IT TILL I SAY STOP!

Edward- um please BEAUTIFUL ALMIGHTY MASTER! HAVE MERCY!

Alice- OK….DO IT NOW!!!!!!!!!

Edward- YES BEAUTIFUL ALMIGHTY MASTER! OF COURSE! *hits his self in the head over and over with the palm tree* OOOOOOOOOOWCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Alice- YES I HAVE AMAZED MYSELF AGAIN!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! THAT IS WHY 당신 DON’T MESS WITH THE…..WHO EDWARD?!

Edward- *crying* BEAUTIFUL OW ALMIGHY OW MASTER! OOWWWWWWWW!!!

Alice- OH I 사랑 MY LIFE!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

CarlislesLover, a-jforever and 2 others like this

ec_and_hg_4ever I PERSONALLY DONT THINK THAT IT WAS AS GOOD AS THE LAST CHAPTERS BUT I COULDNT DRAG OUT THE BET FOREVER SO I DECIDED TO END IT LIKE THIS! HOPE YOU LIKED IT! AND I PLAN TO BE POSTING A NEW STORY VERY SOON SO STAY TUNED!! THANKS FOR READING MY WORK AND COMMENTING!

princesspinkla that was so funny Poor Edward I loved it can't wait to hear more

renesmeblack where's renesmee?

ec_and_hg_4ever lol she wasnt in this story i couldnt fit her in but in my next iming story ill make sure to fit her in!!! sorry :(

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LET'S RUN - Chapter Nine

posted by callejahLUVSed

well i knew it had to happen sooner 또는 later... WRITERS BLOCK! i have no idea where the story should go form here.. so if anyone has any suggestions, let me know! pretty slow chapter.. but if i get good suggests it'll get better!!! 사랑 당신 all! COMMENT!

CHAPTER NINE- We're Perfect

It seems like the perfect relationship, doesn’t it? Two vampires, trying to be good, who have never needed anyone until they met each other. It sounds perfect even to me. But I knew that nothing could happen, mainly because eight 뱀파이어 have never lived together in such a small town. Maybe, just maybe seven would...

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Renesmee Carlie Cullen 백조

posted by MrsRadcliffe

The kiddo

It was the weirdest party aunt Alice had ever thrown; Mom's, Dad's and her graduation party. I don't know anybody but the family, all adults, and some 아기 that some 프렌즈 of Alice and mom have. She shouldn't even have celebrated; we should've just left to Forks. She didn't celebrate when Emmett, Jasper and Rosalie graduated.

"Hey! Emmett! Want to bet on who throws the snow ball the furthest?" said Colin, who is one of dad's friends, who also became 프렌즈 with Emmett and Jaz.

"Hell yeah! Are 당신 kidding me, It's going to be me, 당신 know that" he said in a matter-of-fact from the...

Thorn In The 꽃

posted by Renesmee_XD

Okay so this has been in my mind for a while I need to get it out before I lose it , I am not continuing this now I am finishing my other story first but I am putting the first chapter on 팬팝 and then later on Fanfiction when I can write this properly :)
Summary: Bella see’s a gang hurting a homeless stranger, she helps him obviously and takes him to the shelter which her and her 프렌즈 have made, but he seems so smart, so nice so how did he end up on the street?
Pairings : Canon ExB ( All Human //Alternative Universe)
Rating : T for now
Playlist: Innocent - Taylor Swift

Prlogue:Stranger...

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imprint (chpters 1-4)

posted by teamjane99

WARNING: COARSE LANGUAGE AND A FEW INNUENDOS IF I FORGOT TO 편집 THOSE OUT.
a big thanx to renesmee_08, robsessed, happy_aura39, and emmaliecullen for their support and advise on this project. 사랑 당신 guys!

MAYA CHAPTER ONE: MOVING
The plane trip was slow as hell. It took over half 시간 of nonstop boring conversations with my mother and father, and then another three and a half hours of absolute silence between the three of us. I guessed that it was then, after that half hour, that they realized that I was furious with them for dragging me all the way from sunny New Mexico to dreary La Push,...

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Savannah, A Bella's New Mate Story Chapter 20 Alec's POV

posted by Repo-girl

Hi! This will be my final post for today. Enjoy this chapter. Just warning you, it's a little short. Enjoy!

Chapter 20
Alec's POV

I had to protect Savannah from Claude. If Claude told Savannah about Bianca, Savannah would most likely not be too happy with me. I thought back to that dark and fateful time that was spent Bianca. I had loved her. But not like I had now loved Savannah. Claude was jealous. He was always jealous of me. But we used to be close. I thought of Savannah. She had rejected my love. But only because she wasn't ready for a boyfriend. 또는 so she said. My 심장 had broken when...

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Letters From Edward Chapter 17

posted by team_robward

Chapter 17
Catching Up:

I woke up suddenly, but refreshed. I yawned and made my way to the cupboard. I opened it and grabbed the first outfit I could find. I walked to the bathroom and got changed in there. I washed my face and brushed my hair before going downstairs.
“Good morning” I said, before sitting down at the table.
“Morning Bells” Mum said and passed me a plate of 딸기 toast.
“Thanks” I smiled, and grabbed a piece. I bit into the 토스트 with a small crunch, sweet 잼 filled my mouth as I chewed.
“Quarter past eight, nine, ten, ten thirty, two hours” Renee mumbled to...

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What Would Have Been Chapter 10

posted by genyva

10. Fate

I was just sad, I hadn’t even given Kevin my number. I think, I would have enjoyed the one nightstand.

I was out front today, we had our Columbus 일 sale on all things grill-able. This wasn’t really all that great in Washington. But we also had the 10 for 10$ sale so it works someway. Alexis was a promising Worker she was no longer stalking things but helping costumers find things. She like the slight pay raise.

The 일 was stretching out every hour. I had 30 분 until I could go 집 and the pick up Aly. I tried to engage in Cassandra and Nathan’s conversation but I was...

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Rising 별, 스타 Chapter 1 - Renesmee 팬 Fiction

posted by Lauren97

My parents knew how to keep a girl awake, anyway. My MP3 Player was on full volume, the duvet over my head and the door firmly shut. But the cottages walls were paper-thin; I could hear the thrashing and moans of contentment in the 다음 room.

I sighed. It was so frustrating to be the only one who needed sleep. Nine Cullens. Almost all connected 의해 venom. Not I. No. I didn't have venom. I was, to my utter disdain, half human. I was able to run only half as fast as the others. Half as strong. Half as powerful. Half the vampire.

It's not like I didn't...

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What Would Have Been Chapter 13

posted by genyva

13. Reason

I felt rushed suddenly like I couldn’t unbuckle fast enough. Here I was seeing Alice for the first time in 11 years. For a 초 I wondered how much she changed but then realized my dumb accusation. I redid the checklist in my head. Aly is 안전한, 안전 with Charlie and Sue at Billy’s house having a 물고기 Fry. Jacob is with them and he knows I'm getting my hair colored ad I said I would try to come back once I'm done. I looked in the back 좌석 at the bags of cloths for seeing Jacob and hanging with Alice. I changed right after I talked to Jacob and now I'm here.

I opened the door and...

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Truth Be Told Chapter 4

posted by ISABELLA92

Chapter 4: Worry and Family

Again, I have to thank my co-writer kfchater94. Thanks for all your amazing ideas.

Edward’s POV
“Oh my god, oh my god. What have I signed Bella up for?” I chanted as a paced the living room.
“Honey, relax. Alice says everything is going to be fine.” Seem cooed looking up from her book.
“Mom, 당신 don’t understand. What If something happens to set Rosalie off? Bella is sure to be her first victim.” I ranted at my mom.
“Edward, trust me. I’ll see if anything happens that would put Bella In danger. Let’s be practical though, Bella is her own worst enemy.”...

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Revenge chapter 2

posted by kayleebabee

End of chap one

"It's Jane" I whispered "She has My mother"
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Chapter 2

Emmet cussed and I shuddered to think of what Jane could be doing to my mother. I started to pace,Frantically My brain whirring into action. I grabbed Edward abd started dragging him towards the 차고 Ignoring his protests. Eventually He spun around and grabbed my wrist.
"Bella what do 당신 want to find?" He asked gently, his 질문 caught me off guard.
"What do 당신 mean?" I growled,Edward looked at me warily. He sighed "do 당신 want to go and find 당신 mother dead?" His eyes lingered...

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Bite of Healing

posted by animeluvr

I really don't know how to start my story. So I guess I'll do it like this. I have cancer. I've had it since I was twelve. I didn't know I was gonna die 또는 anything till I was sixteen. Now I'm eighteen and I've met some unique people. One of them happens to be a vampire. His name is Jared. He has no idea about my bout with cancer, which is bad because I only have three months to live.

Just so 당신 know, my mom and dad died a long time ago. So they don't have to worry about their poor little orphan girl getting cancer and all that drama. Jared, though,would get really pissed if he heard that I...

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Chapter 4: Edwards’s pov

posted by joe-edwardfan

end of chap3
The 벨 rang then I saw Edward waiting for me in front of the office
-there u are I thought 당신 were going to ditch me
-whenever I make a promise I will always keep it!
Specially the one that includes: killing Damien and his mother
-so who was he?
He asked a little angry
-no one
I sighed
-I won’t push it if u don’t want to talk about it
-that's a good idea
We reached the biology class I sat beside the window again and edward sat beside me like jasper
The teacher came in the class and told everyone to welcome edward and blah blah blah
In the biology class I wasn’t as tired as before so...

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Amore - Ch. 2 - Plane Ride

posted by patrisha727

One for today!

I looked around, for my seat, K13. Angela already found her seat.
"I'll meet 당신 once we are out of the plane." Angela told me.
I smiled. "Sure thing."
I took my seat, and settled. I got the window seat. I took out the book, Wuthering Heights and began reading. So far, no one took the 좌석 다음 to me. I'm praying that I'll have this row to myself. I wasn't the talkative type, and I like to have privacy. But then I groaned quietly when a girl took a 좌석 nect to me. She was about my age, but was like an average teenager. She wore makeup, lots of jewelry, and wore designer clothings....

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Truth Be Told Chapter 6

posted by ISABELLA92

Chapter 6: Some secrets are best left untold
Bella’s POV
“Thank you, Rosalie.” I cooed.
“No problem, Isabella.” Rosalie said.
“Sorry. Thank you, Rose.” I corrected. Rosalie smiled at me. Then, she headed towards the 음식 court. “Where are we going?” I asked.
“Food. I’m sure 당신 must be starving.” Rosalie said.
“I’m a little hungry.” I admitted. Rosalie ushered me to lead the way. I stopped at McDonald’s and got only a big Mac.
“That all 당신 want Bella?” Rosalie asked. I nodded yes. “Okay. And I’ll take two number threes to go.” Rosalie said.
“Rose, 당신 don’t...