Fall down19- Bella
Mind Reader17- Edward
Tiny Freak16- Alice
Vampire18- Jasper
Idiot- Emmett
Beautiful Blonde- Rosalie
Vamp. Mother- Esme
Dr. Fix it- Carlisle
Sexy Puppy- Jacob
늑대 Lover- Renesmee

Fall down19 has logged on
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Tiny Freak16 has logged on
Vampire18 has logged on
Idiot has logged on

Idiot- 당신 SAW ALL OF THOSE ANIMALS!! WHERE?! 당신 HAVE TO TELL ME WHERE

Vampire18- YES! WHERE?! WHERE?! 당신 MUST TELL ME! PLEASE! PLEASE! PRETTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYY PLEASSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEE!!!

Tiny Freak16- JASPER WHAT IS YOUR DEAL?! 당신 KNOW WE DIDN’T REALLY SEE THEM! I MEAN WE DID SEE THEM AND 당신 KNOW WHERE WE SAW THEM!

Idiot- NICE TRY ALICE DO I HAVE IDIOT WRITTEN ON THIS SCREEN!

Tiny Freak16- actually 당신 do -snickers-

Idiot- UGH! JASPER!

Vampire18- - snickers- yyyesssssssssss!

Tiny Freak16- Jazz your pure genius! Hahaha

Mind Reader17- um….can we please get back to the point!

Idiot- ummmm…. Who are you?!

Mind Reader17- no one!

Idiot- NO ONE?! 당신 have to be someone because 당신 are talking to me

Tiny Freak16- your right Emmett he is someone! I have an idea why don’t 당신 try and guess who he is

Idiot- well he acts a lot like Edward but if he was Edward he would have already told me to stop thinking that song because he hates the song im thinking!

Vampire18- oh yes he does!!!! I CAN FEEL IT 당신 IDOT!

Idiot- where is Edward anyways?!

Tiny Freak16- oh he is closer than 당신 think

Fall down19- umm Alice! 당신 better shut up right now because if 당신 cheat 당신 lose!

Idiot- cheat?!

Tiny Freak16- did she say cheat she meant….if I say cheese I lose!

Idiot- oh that makes sense!

Fall down19- it does?!

Tiny Freak16- of course it does Bella, we made that bet remember that I couldn’t go the whole 일 with out saying cheese!

Idiot- I smell something fishy!

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Sexy Puppy- that would be because I put 물고기 guts in 당신 wife’s shampoo….umm Idiot

Idiot- IM NOT AN IDIOT AND YOU’D HAVE TO BE STUPID TO DO THAT… SHE WILL KILL YOU!!!

Sexy Puppy- actually it’s the smartest idea that I have ever had!

Idiot- your right seeing 당신 get your but kicked would be funny!

Sexy Puppy- haha man your sn does fit you! 당신 idiot I blamed 당신 for it! I left a note 의해 the 샤워 telling her what 당신 did and where she could find you!

Idiot- oh I’m so telling Edward!

Sexy Puppy- and what is he going to do?!

Idiot- he will tell you! Wont 당신 Edward!

Fall down19- WHAT ARE 당신 TALKING ABOUT! EDWARD IS ON A TRIP IN MADAGASCAR!! WITH MARTY, GLORIA, AND MELVIN!

Idiot- oh so he brought his lap 상단, 맨 위로 along so he could stay in touch with me!

Fall down19- yeah that!

Idiot-YAY!! BUT WHAT ABOUT ALEX?!

Fall down19- ALEX?!

Idiot- yeah…. Alex the lion! He never lets Marty, Gloria, and Melvin go into the wild alone!

Fall down19- oh well there is some sad news about Alex the lion 엘

Idiot- WHAT HAPPENED TO ALEX?!

Fall down19- ummmm well EDWARD ATE HIM
Idiot- 당신 DID WHAT EDWARD ANTHONY MASEN CULLEN?!

Tiny Freak16- 저기요 Emmett, just so we have this clear… who do 당신 think is Edward?!

Idiot- EDWARD! DUH AND YALL CALL ME THE IDIOT

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Beautiful Blonde- ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH !!

Sexy Puppy- what’s with 당신 Blondie!

Beautiful Blonde- YOU! 당신 MONGREL!

Sexy Puppy- ME! DON’T 당신 MEAN EMMETT!

Beautiful Blonde- NO I MEAN YOU!

Sexy Puppy- BUT HE LEFT 당신 A NOTE!

Beautiful Blonde- MY HUSBAND DOESN’T SIGN HIS NAME IN 강아지 SCRAWL! PLUS 당신 REEK DOG! I COULD SMELL 당신 FROM MILES AWAY! AND THAT NOTE SMELLED LIKE 강아지 BUT!

Sexy Puppy- OH! WELL ILL BE SEEING YALL!

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Beautiful Blonde- OH HE IS SOOO DEAD!

Beautiful Blonde has logged off

Tiny Freak16- So Emmie lets get back to that 질문 that I asked 당신 !

Idiot- im sorry could 당신 please repeat it!

Tiny Freak16- What is Edwards sn?!

Idiot- well it couldn’t be beautiful blonde because he is not beautiful 또는 blonde! And it couldn’t be Vampire18 because that is he is 17 not 18 and it couldn’t be tiny freak16 because that is 당신 ! He couldn’t be fall down 19 because Bella is the only one of us who is still a little on the clumsy side! And Sexy 강아지 well it has its possibilties but the sexy part just throws that one right off the list but…. Edward is annoying and he does smell! But Mind Reader 17 that is just so….obvious and plain! Its so Edward! Plus he is 17 and he reads minds!

Tiny Freak16- OH YEAH I WIN! I WIN! I WIN!

Mind Reader17- OMG! THE IDIOT FIGURED ME OUT! WELL GO AHEAD AND TORTURE MY WIFE!

Tiny Freak16- actually Bella will be very happy to know that I have changed my condition!

Mind Reader17- WHAT! THAT’S NOT FAIR!

Tiny Freak16- oh but it is!

Fall down19- YIPPPPPPEEEE!!! WHATS YOUR CONDITION ALICE!

Tiny Freak16- I’m gonna make him treat me the way he was gonna make me treat him!

                *the 다음 day*

Alice- oh Edward!

Edward- YES YOUR BEAUTIFUL ALL MIGHTY MASTER!

Alice- pick up that palm tree!

Edward- why?!

Alice- um EXCUSE ME! ARE 당신 QUESTIONING ME!!!!! YOUR BEAUTIFUL ALMIGHTY MASTER!!

Edward- NO BEAUTIFUL ALMIGHTY MASTER I WOULDN’T DARE 질문 YOU!

Alice- that’s what I thought! NOW GET TO WORK!

Edward- YES BEAUTIFUL ALMIGHTY MASTER! *picks up the palm tree*

Alice- NOW HIT YOUR SELF IN THE HEAD WITH IT TILL I SAY STOP!

Edward- um please BEAUTIFUL ALMIGHTY MASTER! HAVE MERCY!

Alice- OK….DO IT NOW!!!!!!!!!

Edward- YES BEAUTIFUL ALMIGHTY MASTER! OF COURSE! *hits his self in the head over and over with the palm tree* OOOOOOOOOOWCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Alice- YES I HAVE AMAZED MYSELF AGAIN!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! THAT IS WHY 당신 DON’T MESS WITH THE…..WHO EDWARD?!

Edward- *crying* BEAUTIFUL OW ALMIGHY OW MASTER! OOWWWWWWWW!!!

Alice- OH I 사랑 MY LIFE!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!