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posted by ThatDamnLlama
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Top 20 Dwight Schrute Quotes:

1. When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had adsorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No, I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.
2. I am faster than 80% of all snakes.
3. I don’t care what Jim says, that is not Benjamin Franklin. I am 99% sure.
4. I don’t believe you, continue.
5. Reject a woman, and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also,...
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This is a completely factual and accurate genealogical account of the Schrute family line. It is based on first hand information from Dwight Kurt Schrute, obtained during the filming of a documentary. The names, dates, locations and all other information may be made up, but the rest is the absolute truth.
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Effie Margaret Elderstein was the only child of wealthy German factory owners. She was a quiet and plain young woman, who had many suitors, but little interest in any of them. When...
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posted by greekthegeek
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 Kevin is so awesome he needs tights.
Kevin is so awesome he needs tights.
Okay so we know Kevin as dull,shows no intrest, and has a lack of motovation. But he's AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He's even 더 많이 than that, even if 당신 don't know it! He's got a good taste in food, he's got funny jokes, and is very intresting.

You see, Kevin maybe "big" but he's got a good taste in food. In "Office Olympics" he got the most amount of M&M in his/her mouth. Who doesn't 사랑 M&M's?! They're good and chocolatey! He also loves noodles! I know I 사랑 noodles (especially 라면 Noodles). He also likes do drink (who doesn't besides me?) He also likes Angela's...
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I always considered myself a different kind of girl. Mostly because I always got treated differently, 의해 my family, 의해 my peers and even my teachers. When I was younger, I always felt like the outsider; the one no one would ever listen to 또는 understand, always ignored, always picked last for a game, ridiculed in anything I said and did, with no one ever giving me a chance to show my full potential.

I was the odd one. I was a black sheep. I know a thing 또는 two about how it feels to be the butt of a joke, being at the mercy of those people called “popular” and “normal”. Too bad all those...
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posted by lexabuti
It wasn't really established whether 또는 not the insurance agent was 'mafia' 또는 not. He actually seemed like an insurance agent, because when it comes to Dwight, Michael and Andy, they usually can blow a simple solution out of proportion.

The one thing we as people learn over the years is that 당신 don't mess with a newlywed couple on their honeymoon, no matter how dire the situation is. I am sure Jim and Pam were well aware that Michael would find a way to interrupt their time away, I think Jim dealt with it the best. Usually when 당신 are trying to cut someone off 당신 pretend as though 당신 are...
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I found a song that I think would be great to put along with a 잼 fanvid. So here it is, along with the lyrics. My suggestions are in parentheses & italics.

Michael Buble - Everything lyrics

You're a falling star, You're the get away car.
You're the line in the sand when I go too far.
You're the swimming pool, on an August day.
And you're the perfect thing to say.

And 당신 play it coy, but it's kinda cute.
Ah, When 당신 smile at me 당신 know exactly what 당신 do. (Insert an adorable Pam smile here, possibly followed 의해 an adorable Jim smile)
Baby don't pretend, that 당신 don't know it's true.
Cause...
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posted by jamfan4
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I am fully aware that chel1395 already wrote an 기사 like this. I thought it was brilliant, so I wanted to write my own. I am not taking credit for her idea in any way, shape, 또는 form. I just thought it was a great one, so I am 글쓰기 my own letter. :)

Dearest The Office,

Until the writers are paid, I will feel an emptiness in my 심장 every Thursday. 당신 are my 가장 좋아하는 show and have been for a number of years. I want 당신 to know that this letter is NOT saying goodbye. I also want 당신 to know that I do realize how insane it is to write a letter to a 텔레비전 show and its characters. However,...
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I’m a little sick of all this Jim worship going on. I know J.Kras is so dreamy and Jim’s a sweetheart but the guy ain’t infallible. I want to take this opportunity to show some of Jim’s flaws.

Jim can be downright mean sometimes. His pranks on Dwight and Andy show that Jim has a sadistic streak. He enjoys watching Dwight and Andy squirm. When Andy punched a hole in the 벽 and 로스트 all control Jim showed no remorse. Andy could have 로스트 his job 또는 hurt himself badly. Andy shouldn’t have reacted so strongly, but Jim knew that Andy overreacted from putting his calculator in Jell-o....
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posted by caintil31
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 잼 interaction is essential for a great office episode.
Jam interaction is essential for a great office episode.
When the office first started, there wasn't much buzz about it. Personally I didn't start watching the office until the middle of the 초 season. After a while it's picked up speed and there are 더 많이 viewers now. But are the new episodes getting better 또는 worse? The office was great leading up to casino night when Jim told Pam that he loved her. Everyone was waiting for that moment to happen. So 더 많이 people watched. But since that's already over there isn't as much excitement in the office. There's no will they/ won't they sexual tension between Jim and Pam. I think that the whole relationship...
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posted by jameswilson
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This isn't a wordy 기사 as much as it's just a little collection of pictures from the past seasons. I'm not going into my what I like and don't like about the changes Pam has gone through throughout the show (some I really like and some I don't so much), but it's cool to look back either way!
Things to note: her hair, makeup, clothes - plus the background and location of the interviews! It's fun to see the different set ups throughout the years!

My final three comments:
1) I hope 당신 enjoy
2) Pam's the best
3) Comments/thoughts welcomed!
 "Pilot" 1x01
"Pilot" 1x01
 "The Dundies" 2x01
"The Dundies" 2x01
 "Gay Witch Hunt" 3x01
"Gay Witch Hunt" 3x01
 "Fun Run" 4x01
"Fun Run" 4x01
 "Weight Loss" 5x01
"Weight Loss" 5x01
 "Gossip" 6x01
"Gossip" 6x01
 "Nepotism" 7x01
"Nepotism" 7x01
 "The List" 8x01
"The List" 8x01
My 가장 좋아하는 character has got to be Jim not only for the extreme hottness factor, but I feel he is the most relatable. Everyone out there has a Jim 또는 knows a Jim and if 당신 haven't met him yet I hope 당신 do soon! I've listed my 상단, 맨 위로 ten 가장 좋아하는 Jim moments that I feel best represent why he is my favorite:

10) Those ADORABLE "looks" he gives the camera. 당신 know the ones! John does them so well and I 사랑 them because it makes 당신 feel kinda like you're there at Dunder Mifflin and not watching it on your TV.

9) He genuinely cares about his co-workers (not just Pam!) He cheered them on during...
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posted by chel1395
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 Trish Gates
Trish Gates
After 읽기 ANOTHER 기사 that hints at Kevin Malone's fiancee, Stacy, not existing, I have decided to prove to the world that not only does she exist, we've seen her. Several times. First of all, the actress who plays her is named Trish Gates. Trish has starred in four Office episodes, however her scenes in "The Dundies" were cut from the original episode. 당신 can see her in "The Dundies" deleted scene where Kevin points out that he brought his fiancee. She is also seen briefly in "Email Surveillance" at Jim's party. We don't see her again until Season 3 in "Phyllis's Wedding." Then, we get another brief glimpse of her in "Cocktails" when the office staff is at Poor Richard's Bar. And then, of course, there is the fact that Kevin brought Stacy's daughter, April, to work in "Take Your Daughter to Work Day." I ask anyone who thinks that Stacy is a figment of Kevin's imagination to please watch the episodes mentioned above. Thank 당신 and good night :)
 Stacy and Kevin at Phyllis's wedding
Stacy and Kevin at Phyllis's wedding
posted by Temptasia
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Ah Ha! I was taking screen shots of the Diversity 일 episode and I found the Dunder Mifflin Mission Satement on an easel in the background when Kevin is imitating the Chris Rock routine. I may be the only one who finds this interesting, but I made out what it said! The following is the official Dunder Mifflin Mission Statement!

Mission Statement
Dunder Mifflin Incorporated provides its customers quality office and information technology products, furniture, printing values and the expertise required for making informed buying decisions. We provide out products and services with a dedication to the highest degree of integrity and quality of customer satisfaction, developing long-term professional relationships with employees that develop pride, creating a stable working environment and company spirit.
Dwight's Speech:     

BLOOD ALONE MOVES THE WHEELS OF HISTORY! [pause] Have 당신 ever asked yourselves in an 시간 of meditation - which everyone finds during the 일 - how long we have been striving for greatness? [bangs fist] Not only the years we've been at war the war of work but from the moment as a child, when we realize the world could be conquered. It has been a lifetime struggle [bang's fists again] a never-ending fight, I say to 당신 [bangs again] and 당신 will understand that it is a privilege to fight. WE ARE WARRIORS! [applause] Salesmen of north-eastern Pennsylvania,...
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posted by Vixie79
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Okay, the only reason I’m 글쓰기 this is because the show, “The Office” needs to be defended a bit. Now, I don’t care if 당신 don’t like the show anymore, that’s fine, go and tune into “Parks and Rec" and 가입하기 their spot instead.” This 기사 is for the ones that still stand 의해 “The Office” 100%; 팬 that understand that a show must evolve, as well as the characters, so the show does not go stagnant. I personally think the show would be incredibly boring if ideas were not at least tried and for chances to be taken.

My personal story on how I discovered “The Office”...
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posted by Milah
Dunder Mifflin Scranton is planning a going-away party for Toby before he leaves for Costa Rica. Michael is determined to make the party match the joy in his 심장 at Toby leaving, but when Angela balks at his unreasonable demands, such as an anti-gravity machine, Phyllis accepts the duty of planning the party. She does fantastically, ordering carnival rides to the parking lot and hiring Darryl's band, much to Angela's chagrin. Angela insists that Phyllis will never plan another office party again.

Michael's hatred of Toby seems to have been transferred to the new HR representative, Holly, and...
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posted by lexabuti
Moral of the story

Gossip must not be used to one's own advantage, people can get hurt.

Michael could have avoided all the drama had he just said the gossip was a moral lesson for the interns before they left, but that would have been too easy to get by, especially when it came to Michael.

So we have this episode starting off with the only two guys capable of following after Michael's clownish ways 의해 prancing about the office like madmen. Are Dwight and Andy a similar version of Michael 또는 do they have their own hidden agendas for 연기 so silly. How did Michael get 의해 running this office.

I...
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Here are the 상단, 맨 위로 5 reasons Andy Bernard is almost as awesome as Jim.

1.His catchy nick names and phrases. They are pretty awesome, and I found myself using a few on 더 많이 than one occasion. Examples are: "Big Tuna", "Beer me", and "I really Schruted it".

2.His musical skills. He is a pretty decent singer AND he plays the banjo. What 더 많이 could 당신 want? My personal 가장 좋아하는 song of his is "Andy and the Tuna".

3.His amazing collection of ties. Not only does he have a great tie selection, but he miss-matches them so they actually look good.

4.His ability to manipulate people 의해 slowly wearing them down. This will, I repeat WILL, get him far. Mark my words.

5.His ability to beat-up most people. Angry Andy could possibly dominate anyone 또는 anything. This includes Superman, and Dwight Schrute.


Anyone agree?
Also, any other reasons he is amazing that I may have missed??
 NO SPOILER PICKS PLEASE!!!
NO SPOILER PICKS PLEASE!!!
Ok, i know many people like spoilers and just cant wait to see the episode to find out what happens in the Season 4 premiere, but PLEASE stop posting spoilers in the picks section....we CAN see the pictures! I am totally fine with people talking about spoilers but at least do it in the 포럼 so there is no way people (like myself) who want to remain clueless until the premiere can stumble upon details of the new episode.

Im kinda bummed and angry that i already know what the gist of the episode is about and its all because of spoiler picks....PLEASE STOP!!! I BEG YOU!!
Some may disagree with this, but I hate the way Toby was written off the show. Since the last half of the third season, the writers have made Toby 더 많이 pathetic, desperate and creepy in each episode. I know Paul Lieberstein is a producer and writer for the show, so I may be off base. Even if Paul did want to stay behind the scenes, I think he could have been phased out with 더 많이 finesse.
In season two, Toby gradually got 더 많이 screen time. He was always my 가장 좋아하는 minor character, along with Darryl, because they were voices of reason against Michael's crazy antics. I never thought Toby seemed...
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