one 일 i went hollywood and saw taylor lautner, made out and my friend got jelous tryed to make out with robbert pattison and told her to f-of she got angry and kicked him were the sun dont shine. me and taylor were going out then she tryed to crash thios party were in din't work and got arested and we brock her out. she went round my back and made out with taylor, i kicked HER were the sun don't shine she cryed in pain she got a gun tryed to kill me i called the cops she killed them so i used my awsome looks against her and stabed her in the eye she got pissed and killed taylor so i killed...
Didn't know if this should be a 포럼 또는 soapbox so I tossed a coin and john don't even think about commenting about the title. Oh and got it off my cousins bebo page.
1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. 2)Push the buttons and pretend they give 당신 a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 3) Ask if 당신 can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. 4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
Yes, it's that magical time of 년 again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us.
Here is the glorious winner:
1. When his 38-caliber revolver failed to 불, 화재 at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long 바닷가, 비치 , California , would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked.
Delivery A married couple go to a hospital to get their baby delivered. The doctor says that there is a new invention that transfers some of the pain to the father but it's dangerous as no man could handle even 30% of that pain. The husband accepts the offer because he loves his wife, and the pain transfer is set to 10%. The man feels nothing at all & the wife feels less pain. "Turn it up!" said the married man. They turn it up to 20%. He still feels nothing. The doctor is really shocked but he says if it's working, why waste it? They turn it slowly from 30%, to...