Zim was digging in Gir's stuff again. He found this.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Rings
a werld full uv byootifull gold rings. never ever will tey tayste az gud az a toco.
Loops
a werld full uv minde bogling loops. never ever will tey be az exsiting az biting a toco fer teh ferst tyme.
Zones
a werld full uv long zones. never ever will they be as long as teh tyme i will spend eeting a toco.
Signs
a werld full uv signs that hav peeple's fase's on them. i cant beeleeve tat no signs hav tacos on them.
Tocos
a werld witout tocos.
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Rings
a werld full uv byootifull gold rings. never ever will tey tayste az gud az a toco.
Loops
a werld full uv minde bogling loops. never ever will tey be az exsiting az biting a toco fer teh ferst tyme.
Zones
a werld full uv long zones. never ever will they be as long as teh tyme i will spend eeting a toco.
Signs
a werld full uv signs that hav peeple's fase's on them. i cant beeleeve tat no signs hav tacos on them.
Tocos
a werld witout tocos.
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On September 3, Cynthia woke up seeing the beautiful 일 outside when she walked out the door.
"Im gonna 사랑 this school year!!!" she told herself as she walked to school.
5 분 later of walking to school, Cynthia met up with her boyfriend Mars.
"Mars, are 당신 ok? 당신 look pale." Cynthia admitted putting her hand on Mars' forehead.
It was warm.
Mars shook his head and walked off, Cynthia almost cried watching him walk away.
Rouge the Bat had acme along and met up with Cynthia.
"Hows the 일 gone?" Rouge asked in her sassy tone.
Cynthia shook her head and ran to the restroom to cry.
8 분 later after crying, Cynthia headed to class, math.
"This is going to be a hrrible year." Cynthia answered herself.
"Im gonna 사랑 this school year!!!" she told herself as she walked to school.
5 분 later of walking to school, Cynthia met up with her boyfriend Mars.
"Mars, are 당신 ok? 당신 look pale." Cynthia admitted putting her hand on Mars' forehead.
It was warm.
Mars shook his head and walked off, Cynthia almost cried watching him walk away.
Rouge the Bat had acme along and met up with Cynthia.
"Hows the 일 gone?" Rouge asked in her sassy tone.
Cynthia shook her head and ran to the restroom to cry.
8 분 later after crying, Cynthia headed to class, math.
"This is going to be a hrrible year." Cynthia answered herself.
clarece: today we are going to cook...bourbon chicken sandwitch well lets get started IN medium skillet over medium heat melt 복숭아 preseves...
suddunly a robot crashes in and take the crystal off her neck
eggman: hahahaha! now i can rule the world
clarece: u_u eggman! give back the crystal now 또는 i will kick the shit out of you!
eggman: hahahaha! foolish girl why would i do that
clarece: because... I AM THER ONE TO SAVE THE WHOLE WORLD AND EVERYONE IN IT INCLUDEING U U FAT 나귀, 엉덩이 암캐, 암 캐 OF A BASTARD!
eggman: { blastes her with a lazer}
clarece: THATS IT U SON OF A BITCH!
{clarece beats the fuckim shit out of eggman}
clarece: well i took care of that 암캐, 암 캐 now we can continue after the camercail
part 2 coming soon
suddunly a robot crashes in and take the crystal off her neck
eggman: hahahaha! now i can rule the world
clarece: u_u eggman! give back the crystal now 또는 i will kick the shit out of you!
eggman: hahahaha! foolish girl why would i do that
clarece: because... I AM THER ONE TO SAVE THE WHOLE WORLD AND EVERYONE IN IT INCLUDEING U U FAT 나귀, 엉덩이 암캐, 암 캐 OF A BASTARD!
eggman: { blastes her with a lazer}
clarece: THATS IT U SON OF A BITCH!
{clarece beats the fuckim shit out of eggman}
clarece: well i took care of that 암캐, 암 캐 now we can continue after the camercail
part 2 coming soon
This is actually inspired 의해 an old 기사 I made here about Horn's average day, I remade it and here it is! Enjoy.
The following takes place between 0 Hours and 2359 Hours
0000 - 0330
Sleep.
0330 - 0530
Shower.
0530 - 0750
Style Hair.
0750 - 0800
Beat Coro With A Blunt 또는 Dull Object While Eating 사과, 애플 Jacks.
0800 - 1100
Get Pissed At The Local Bar.
1100 - 1230
Attempt To Drive Drunk.
1230 - 1231
Unsuccessful.
1231 - 1340
Realize It Was Unsuccessful.
1340 -1400
Return 집 From Police Station.
1400 - 1610
Clean The House After An 사과, 애플 Jacks And Coro Related Incident.
1610 - 1730
Beat Coro With A Spiked 또는 Sharp Object.
1730 - 1800
Attempt To Relax.
1800 - 1802
Relax.
1802 - 1950
Flirt with (Wo)Men.
1950 - 2130
Sustain Serious Genitalia Damage.
2130 - 2200
Sex.
2200 - 2300
Realize Your Homosexuality.
2300 - 2359
Stay In The Closet
Lather, Rinse & Repeat.
The following takes place between 0 Hours and 2359 Hours
0000 - 0330
Sleep.
0330 - 0530
Shower.
0530 - 0750
Style Hair.
0750 - 0800
Beat Coro With A Blunt 또는 Dull Object While Eating 사과, 애플 Jacks.
0800 - 1100
Get Pissed At The Local Bar.
1100 - 1230
Attempt To Drive Drunk.
1230 - 1231
Unsuccessful.
1231 - 1340
Realize It Was Unsuccessful.
1340 -1400
Return 집 From Police Station.
1400 - 1610
Clean The House After An 사과, 애플 Jacks And Coro Related Incident.
1610 - 1730
Beat Coro With A Spiked 또는 Sharp Object.
1730 - 1800
Attempt To Relax.
1800 - 1802
Relax.
1802 - 1950
Flirt with (Wo)Men.
1950 - 2130
Sustain Serious Genitalia Damage.
2130 - 2200
Sex.
2200 - 2300
Realize Your Homosexuality.
2300 - 2359
Stay In The Closet
Lather, Rinse & Repeat.