당신 know what I hate? When 당신 hold the door open for some 랜덤 fucker you've never even met in your life and they just walk on 의해 without saying thank 당신 또는 even acknowledging your god damn presence. Why this irks me so much I dunno. But it just does.

It's kinda like, well, this is what I always wanna say to them but don't:

Um, excuse me, who the hell do 당신 think 당신 are? Do 당신 not see me opening this door for you, wasting 초 of my life for some 랜덤 dude I've never ever met? It's not gonna kill 당신 to say thanks, it's not gonna shorten your life 의해 even a jiffy and yes that's an...