Saxon - Power And The Glory (Official 음악 Video)

1. Ask him why did he marry a woman like your mom

2. Tell him 당신 met a guy in school

3. Sing a song he hates

4(reply to number 3) When he plays a song he likes, ask: "What awful music. How do 당신 listen to that crap?"

5. When he is driving you(anywhere), constantly ask "where are we going?"

6. Call him 의해 his name[Not so risky, always done it as a kid!]

7. When he lectures you, after he finishes it, ask him: "Ever heard of breath mint?"

8. Tell him that Justin Bieber is your 가장 좋아하는 guy[If 당신 hate Bieber, go with Cody Simpson 또는 some who 당신 like ALLOT!]

9. Come 집 saying 당신 found your true...

There used to be a 거리 named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives

Every time Chuck Norris looks into a mirror it breaks. Even glass is not stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can strangle 당신 with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

Brett Farve can throw a football 50 yds. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Farve even farther.

Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris...

A single drop of sweat from Chuck Norris was found to quench the thirst of an entire african village for 23 straight days. Subsequently, an olympic athlete from that village was disqualified from his event for testing positive for performance enhancing drugs.

Chuck Norris can read lady Gaga's poker face.

Chuck Norris says the alphabet faster backwards then 당신 can say it fowards.

When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he doesn't dream he lives it.

In an alternate universe, Chuck Norris is just a myth. However, he pwns people there anyways.

When Chuck Norris drinks beer, the 맥주 gets drunk.

Ninjas want...

I found this on the internet.

1.    Smile
2.    Laugh
3.    Run your fingers through your hair
4.    Touch them gently on the arm/shoulder
5.    Give them a hug
6.    Tease them
7.    Complement their clothes
8.    Say, "It seems like forever since I last saw you"
9.    Whisper
10.    Offer them a blanket 또는 코트 if it's cold
11.    Offer to buy them a drink
12.    Lean...

In a pub 퀴즈 the other 일 I 로스트 의해 one point. The 질문 was, "where do women mostly have curly hair?" Apparently, it's Africa.


One of the other 질문 was to name two things commonly found in cells.
It appears that Nigerians and Jamaicans is not the correct answer.


I've heard that 사과, 애플 has scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod, after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.


There's a new Muslim clothing 샵 that opened in Toronto but I've been banned from it, after asking to look at some 마리화나 담배, 폭격기 jackets.


You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles,...

Ghetto Names

Mostly 인기 with the poorer sections of the communities in the United States, ghetto names are becoming 더 많이 common.
These are some ghetto names sent to us 의해 our readers:

Aalissah , Aarionda , AbbyYoYo , Abcd , Abrianna , Adaizala , Aereana , Ajavalon , Akeebu , Akwante , Alamarion , Alashawndre , Alashema , Alezeisha , Aliciandra , Alveonta , Amabufu , Amanisha , Ambrisha , Amereazanisha , Amiracle , Amonteosha , Ananchalant , Anfernee , Angenique , Annestonisha , Antonyishia , Antwanae , Antwanique , Antwonisha , Anukware , Aquamaquisha , Aquanasia , Aquanetta , Aquaniqua ,...

Found this on Google. Hope it makes ya laugh.

1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals

2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares,…”and see what happens.

3. Go to the Service 책상, 데스크 and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.

4. Find one of the workers who is making a pyramid 또는 a display of something and as soon as they are finished with it, ask for the thing that’s on the bottom and have a panic attack until they give it to you.

5. Get on the loud speaker and declare a “Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99% Off”

6....

Think
1.    1
Realization. Even though it may seem impossible, the truth is, nothing is impossible. If 당신 keep thinking it's impossible, then it will be. Have faith
2
Analyze the situation. Create a list of "pros" and "cons" to help 당신 better understand why you're seeking 사랑 또는 acceptance from this person.
2.    3
Don't worry about things 당신 can't help. Acknowledge the impossibility as something that is totally out of your hands (ex: marriage, age, sexuality, hang-ups) and know that if something is meant to be, it will be.
3.    4
Don't...

I kinda wanted to write this 기사 just to get this topic off of my chest. If 당신 guys haven’t know already, which 당신 should have, this character has a special place in my heart. She is a character from BlazBlue series and she’s the BEST GIRL that could ever exist. I 사랑 just everything about Nu-13. She’s both cute and badass at the same time! I’ll be explaining my five reasons why I 사랑 Nu-13 so much.

1. Her design
    
I 사랑 both of her normal and mecha battle suit. I 사랑 how her swords behind her battle form placed together like a pair of wings for her. I...

I've been recently informed that it's literally been 2 years since I joined Fanpop! As such, I have decided to talk about a subject that's been on my mind and wanted to share with 당신 guys.

I know this is a very weird subject to talk about, but this idea hit me when I watched a speech about perfection. I began to form my own opinion on the matter, and I thought it would be nice if I shared with you. Plus, as an anniversary article, I think it's a fitting subject.

In my honest opinion, perfection is a dead-end; and impossible concept that none of us can ever comprehend. Here's what I mean:...

So a while back I made two 기사 about my 가장 좋아하는 villains and why I like them specifically but what about the bad guys just makes them so enticing for me? Heck I may have even typed up an 기사 like this before, but with a years later with a new perspective, alongside an updated list of my 상단, 맨 위로 25 fictional villains, I decided that it's time to reveal why I like the bad guys so much.

Top 25

Some of them are refromed 또는 simply played an antagonistic role but are not super evil. Won't state which ones are reformed because spoilers.

1. Azula (Avatar)
2. Regina Mills (Once Upon A Time)
3. Bellatrix...

There is a website that offers its users the choice to experience the "ultimate horror." This website, called Blindmaiden.com, is supposedly a site dedicated to a doomed spirit that will enter the 집 of people who have viewed that site.

However, no matter how hard 당신 try, your browser won't allow 당신 to enter the site. 당신 see, to access this site, 당신 must wait until exactly 12:00 AM, making sure that the night in 질문 is a New Moon night. 당신 must be on your own in your 집 with all the lights turned off. Only when these conditions are met, will 당신 be granted access to the site.

As...

(WARNING: There is quite a bit of profanity in this article, so if that bothers 당신 in any way, please contemplate 읽기 something else. Thank you.)

Alright before 당신 whine like an immature five-year old troll without their 우유 bottle and scream out "FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S IS OVERRATED!", just hear me out. I like the games for their surprisingly deep story, fun game play, memorable animatronics, and dark atmosphere.

Oh but Jared, this is the internet! How DARE 당신 have an opinion, you'll get destroyed 의해 the hater army!

WELL 당신 KNOW WHAT I DON'T F**KING CARE WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK, THIS...

I'd planning to do this for a while, and I finally found the time. Remember this is just my personal opinion about these characters, if 당신 disagree please be polite.

Warning:
Be prepared to see some weird characters listed here! Also this list is subject to change, depending on what mood I happen to be in on a certain day.

Honorable Mentions
30. Rasputin- 아나스타샤
29. Maleficnet- Sleeping Beauty
28. Black Widow- Marvel universe
27. Tiana- The Princess and the Frog
26. Dr. Faciliar- The Princess and the Frog
25. Hades- Hercules
24. Snow White- Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
23. Glittering...

Out in the darkness, someone is rending the silence
Awakening this planet from its sleep
Who is it?

Look, evil spirits are right before you
There's nowhere to run, so take 'em straight on!
Someone tells me to erase my "worries" and "fear"
We reconstruct our minds
Clench your fists strongly
Believe in the bonds between us
And fight!

So all I can do
And all 당신 can do
Is spread your wings and transform
Take the anger piercing your 심장 and turn it into strength
Now all I can do
And all 당신 can do
Is shine and transform
To the stage of evolution
Touch and go!

Listen closely! It's a new "beginning"
Why do 당신 think...