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posted by smileypop9
I found this on www.funny.com, and it's kinda hilarious!! Can 당신 guess whose and what job it is?


You think your job sucks? Let me tell 당신 about the people I work with.
First, there's this supermodel wanna-be chick. Ok, I'll admit, she's pretty hot, but damn she is completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair 또는 putting on her makeup. She is extremely self centered and never considers the needs of anyone other than herself. She is dumber than a box of rocks and I find it surprising that she has enough brain power to breathe.
The 다음 chick is exactly the opposite- she might even...
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posted by coolkatstar
I found this on the internet :P

part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" 또는 "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He said "I'd like to have one too." Then I said "But this is a dog". He said he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He said I must have been quite a kid.

Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for...
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posted by invadercalliope
CAALLIIOOPPEE CHHAANNEELL!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's me your host Invader Calliope ^^
Can 당신 believe were already on our ninth episode!
TIME SURE FLIES!Welcome to another happy episode of Calliope Channel! Well today were gonna bring another character out! And it's.....Lardnard!
Invader Calliope:SO COME OUT!
Lardnard:Oh *falls*
Invader Calliope:You sound like some nerdy turtle.
Lardnard:Well umm i'm here.
Invader Calliope:FINALLY THINGS ARE PICKING UP AROUND HERE!
Lardnard:Yeah!
Invader Calliope:Yeah.That's how 당신 respond.
Lardnard:Umm is there a problem.
Invader Calliope:Ohhh nothing! Oh NO WERE OUTTA TIME BYE ME!
The End!
posted by invadercalliope
Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Sweet little bumble bee I know what 당신 want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble bee 더 많이 than just a fantasy
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da

My 심장 skips a beat
When 당신 walk in the room
I go boom boom boom
You go zoom zoom zoom
You're my playboy, playtoy
Love and my friend
I wanna be with 당신 until the end

I give my 심장 and my soul to you
To make 당신 see its true
Im so confused, baby, cant 당신 see
Please come rescue me

Sweet little bumble bee I know what 당신 want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble...
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posted by invadercalliope
CCAALLIIOOPPEE
CCHHAANNEEL!
HIA EVERYONE WELCOME TO CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS NICE TO SEE 당신 AGAIN!
I WILL BE GIVING 당신 120 PERCENT!
TODAYS SPECAIL GUEST 별, 스타 IS....
Dib:DIIIB!
Invader Calliope:HEY!
Dib:What?
Invader Calliope: DON'T 당신 EVER CUT ME OFF AGAIN!
Dib:I'M SORRY!
Invader Calliope:THIS IS'NT KIDS PLAY! SO 당신 BETTER HANDLE YOUR SELF 또는 I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR OFF INVADER ZIM!
Dib:I'm sorry! I'm really very sorry!
Invader Calliope:Ok because Dib was so horrible I will end the show earlyer!Bye!
The End
posted by trentgwenfan1
i 사랑 cereal yes i do

i 사랑 cereal how bout you

coco pufe

ceriose

cookie crisp

wasting cerial is a risk

i 사랑 cerial yes i do i 사랑 cerial 당신 better to

it is breakfast

most important meal

if 당신 can't have crealeal

do not steal

i 사랑 creal yes we do i 사랑 ceral 당신 should to

it is healfy

for your brain

for test math and englesh

even frech and science

i 사랑 ccerale yes i do

i 사랑 crealy how about you

me and my firend made this up what are some 랜덤 songs 당신 made up plz commet
1.where 당신 keep yOUR diary!!
2.if u r on your peroid 또는 nawt!!
3.Who 당신 talk 2 on the phone
4.THat 당신 are super jelous 또는 other girls (or boys)
5.That 당신 hate most of his family.
6.THat when a crisi comes up 당신 will run to him
7.What yuor style is!!
8.That like to watch scary movies(LOL)
9.That 당신 have an internet profile.
10.AND the last your cell number!! OMG they practliy break the phone!!!
11.How smart 당신 are at fixing things.


GIRLS STAY KEWL,BEAUTYFUL, and if any guys try to break tht BREAK THEYRE FACe!!!!
 I cartooned myself and this is wat i got!!!
I cartooned myself and this is wat i got!!!
1.    Kobalt Tools taught me that 당신 can’t kill a Kobalt.
2.    Home Depot taught me that the power of the 집 Depot is 더 많이 saving and 더 많이 doing.
3.    Burger King taught me to have it my way.
4.    Tony the Tiger taught me that Frosted Flakes are 더 많이 than good, they’re great!
5.    Nike taught me to just do it.
6.    Disneyland taught me that it’s the happiest place on Earth.
7.    McDonald’s taught me that I’m loving it.
8.    Sprite...
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esah

because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me



Yes K5-HOWL has 로스트 her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,

This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.

-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post 업데이트 if 당신 want :)
me-i ran as fast as a could i forgot there was stairs so i fall so hard i went right threw the floor and in to the basement i cant get out HELP sence i cant get out i had to explore the basement and girl/or boy 당신 do not want to be down there *slap fingers*

only for 더 많이 hours and my 프렌즈 will come and get me i hope so :( i kept walking till i saw it there behind the certin as the wind was blowing it a cat that poor cat must of died of hunger i had to something so i went up to it and i could hear in a low voice but still freaky get away from MY body
there was no way i could have yelled i...
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i was sad one day
i was walking in the street
feeling sad and alone
the boy i have a crush on is my first best friend
and my other best friend
who's also a boy
to wich i say everything to
has a crush on me and just admited it
i was walking in the 거리
feeling sad and alone
my house is a little farther
and i'm actually enjoying the nice breeze
i take my 아이팟 out of my jeans pocket
and put john mayer's your body is a wonderland
and i buy some licerish
and i turn the volume up
and start dancing in the street
i get farther from home
to a little hill
and i sleep on the ground lookin up
there's no one 다음 to me
i...
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posted by aya3
it is some traditions...it is useful to know it...^_^
1st:SUMMER:
every 년 people build bonfires on hilltops all over Cornwall in the south_west of england these fires are a celebration of summer and they lit on the night after the summer solstice(on 22 June). the ceremony isn`t performed in English it is performed in Cornish , an old Celtic language.

2nd: SPRING:
the helston `furry(floral) dance` is one of the oldest festivals in england it takes place in hellstone an old Cornish town ,it celebrates the coming of the spring the `dance` is procession throw the narrow streets of the town the men...
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posted by Jamie38459
Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai eat them till u cry[reapeat][1st verse] The empty pie tins, were 1st known as frisbees, spinning,spinning it makes me dizzy. They look shiny, reflects toward the sun, yes bakeries, R our number 1. [chorus] Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, throw little pecks, straight down in2 peoples eyes. Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, keep throwin them, at the cogs until they die. [verse 2] Now they have a bakery, they got all of the treats, all of the snacks, look good enough 2 eat. From cakes to brownies, 쿠키 and pie, colorful, fruitful, tasty deserts oh my! [repeat chorus] piyaiyaiyai, piyaiyaiyai, piyaiyai eat them til cry[repeat]. [wait 4 about 30 secs, then repeat verse 1, and then repeat the chorus twice, and then wait 4 about 8 seconds] Pie ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, eat them all up till ur so full u could cry. THE END, hope u liked it(and sang it rite).
As I weave through dark allies, trying to make my way home, everything feels wrong. It's 일 time and there is crickets chirping. The moon is shining along with bright stars while the brilliant sun sleeps. Annabella was not there. This time, it wasn't Annabella and I running away from one of our stunts. I was running for a different reason. I needed to get 집 so I could cry. I needed to sit there in my crying corner and cry. I did not make it 집 in time. I collapse onto the harsh cement and burst into tears, right there in an alley.
Hours pass. I lose track of time, but I know the sun...
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posted by HaiSuG96
RuHiU G. [Katia V.]
This is myspace. People post their "life stories" on the internet. They share their interests, likes, dislikes, music, 비디오 and the usual "I got them haters going like ____" , "i 사랑 my haters" or, "don't give a ____ about what others think". Myspace is a place full of lies. Some people say they don't give a crap about people telling them stuff to their faces, but they are the first ones 당신 see crying in the restroom because of a stupid comment. They say that they 사랑 their haters, and sometimes I think "if 당신 사랑 your haters, then why do 당신 hate back?" seriously....
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posted by orangeturnip
when that 앤젤 sits on my shoulder
whispers into my 심장
a peace , a harmony
a bliss feeling of out of control
the 앤젤 appears to 당신 in form of desire
당신 float along with the force of ...
woooooooooooooooo
당신 jump about
cos 당신 cant sit down
the power of jolly drunk without the drink
the power to make others happy
this 앤젤 with her good intensions
will make 당신 fly
the 앤젤 will make 당신 cry
the 앤젤 will make 당신 feel how others feel
so 당신 can empathise
and be ver wise in emotionial terms
theres an internal war
between the 앤젤 and the death
they fight feroususly
but they dont even relise
they have both already 로스트
posted by hotice
" I know what 당신 want from me.you want me to tell 당신 my tale like the group before me had" "To know why they sent me here to 당신 . why i am different from everone else " . "But if i tell 당신 i could get a lot of people around me hurt " said the girl.

"I promise my dear that i will tell no one of what 당신 will tell me today " said the man .

"Alright but 당신 will not like what i tell 당신 .' 'I do not know where to begin ."

"Just start with your name I am willing to listen " said the man " i am doctor after all."

"ok , my name is Melody Willgrove and i am a werewolf "

alright if 당신 want hear 더 많이 . tell me because that was just a prologue .sorry if it bored u
♥♥♥.............again found this.not 의해 me!

Here they are:

1. Do not be late.

2. Do not put your feet on the desk.

3. Do not eat garlic 24 hours prior.

4. Do not have a flapping dried nostril booger 또는 a long protruding nose hair.

5. Do not have a stringer of spittle in the corner of your mouth.

6. Do not shake hands if your palm is cold, clammy and limp.

7. Do not wear sneakers unless they are brand new.

8. Do not wear a lapel pin of any sort unless it is the American 또는 Mexican flag.

9. Do not ask about hours, salary, vacation, pensions, insurance 또는 anything else that might be considered ......
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posted by I_love_Mikey
Contradicting as it is, and hypocritical of me to say, this is how I view the industrial culture...

There're stereotypes, and within stereotypes, groups, and within groups, characterization, and within the characterization, secrets, and within the secrets, lies.

We'll start with the industrial style:

People will go off and call others "emo", "goth", "punk", etc. And, then within "emo" is "scene", "poser", "rocker", and within "goth", there's "cyber goth", and so on and so forth...

People in their own groups will call each other posers.

Overall, the industrial culture started off as something without...
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posted by Fangirl99
As Vanessa walked into the spooky house,she looked for Dr.Vamp.

"hello?is anybody here?hello?"

"Good evening,"a voice called out sounding a lot like Dracula.

"huh?whos that?"Vanessa asked the voice with no body.

"Turn around."called the voice

so she did,and turned to a white man with very pale skin,and red lip stick

"come,sit."said the white man,pointing to his chair.

"Hello,i am Dr.Vamp.Who do we have here?"

"My name is Vanessa Colorado,and ive been experiencing strange behavior."

"mhm,like what?"

"well,at school today,i bit someones arm"

"Did blood come out"

"a little"

"were there marks?"

" yes,tiny ones,though."...
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