10. Tell a λλ€ person λΉμ μ¬λ them
9. go up to a worker and ask them λλ€ questoins about them (name age Zodiac sign)
8.Try on a bra thats way to big λλ for guys just a λλ€ bra and ask a worker how λΉμ look
7.sit in the middle of a isle
6.clog the toilet
5.go up to a λλ€ person and say gimme all your cash and nobody gets hurt
4.(for department stores) Jump on a display bed
4.(grocery stores) Eat μμ before buying it
3.Scream bloody murder
2.Go store streaking
and number 1 is
1.yell kick me out of this store at the μλ¨, 맨 μλ‘ of your lungs
9. go up to a worker and ask them λλ€ questoins about them (name age Zodiac sign)
8.Try on a bra thats way to big λλ for guys just a λλ€ bra and ask a worker how λΉμ look
7.sit in the middle of a isle
6.clog the toilet
5.go up to a λλ€ person and say gimme all your cash and nobody gets hurt
4.(for department stores) Jump on a display bed
4.(grocery stores) Eat μμ before buying it
3.Scream bloody murder
2.Go store streaking
and number 1 is
1.yell kick me out of this store at the μλ¨, 맨 μλ‘ of your lungs
PK:were am i
*turns on lights
darla dimple: ...
PK:WHO ARE U?
darla dimple:...
PK: ok blah blah YAA *THROWS μΉΌ, λμ΄ν AT DD
darla dimple: *teleports to PK*
PK: ΰ² _ΰ²
PK: *LOOKS behind*
pinkie pie: wut i tell u about goin in MAH SHED
pk: wait this is a shed ohh ok*turns all dark again
PK: not again *someone turns on light*
pk: WHY AM I STRAPED UP
pinkie pie: *starts up chainsaw*
pk: oh no O_e
pinkie pie: *cuts up my guts*
pk: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
al da sudden flippy breaks in 007 style
PK: YAY HI FLIPPY
flippy: let me help u pinkie pie...
PK; OH COME ON!!!
both: cuts hands
PK:FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
both: go's into private room
PK: hmm I HAVE DA POWER *breaks chains*
pk: wow it worked
pk: looks at private window
*both havenig sexytime
pk: walks away
pk: e_e *stabs myself*
woke up DA END NOW DIE
10: "Ooh, never felt like [i]that[i] before!"
9: "Keep it coming!"
8: "Oh, [i]that's[i] what it does!"
7: "I like that. I like that a lot."
6: *Grunt* *Scream* "YES! OH, YES!"
5: "Hey, that tickles!"
4: "It felt different when (insert old partner's name) did that."
3: "Huh. That's bigger than I remember. Oh well."
2: "Wait. Is that yours λλ mine?"
1: "Hey. That's weird. How do λΉμ put that back?"
I had a lot of fun κΈμ°κΈ° these, and the majority of them I made up as I went along.
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.
9: "Keep it coming!"
8: "Oh, [i]that's[i] what it does!"
7: "I like that. I like that a lot."
6: *Grunt* *Scream* "YES! OH, YES!"
5: "Hey, that tickles!"
4: "It felt different when (insert old partner's name) did that."
3: "Huh. That's bigger than I remember. Oh well."
2: "Wait. Is that yours λλ mine?"
1: "Hey. That's weird. How do λΉμ put that back?"
I had a lot of fun κΈμ°κΈ° these, and the majority of them I made up as I went along.
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.
1.) Start saying the μ§λ¬Έ really loudly and if they try to tell λΉμ to be quite say "shhh this is a test λΉμ know, gosh!"
2.) In a maths test start whispering λλ€ numbers to the person λ€μ to λΉμ and then when the teacher tells λΉμ off say "They made me give them the λ΅λ³ λλ they said they'd kill me!" Then glare at them.
3.) Laugh hysterically and when people stare at λΉμ say "What are λΉμ lookin at!" λλ "Stop trying to copy my answers!"
4.) Get on μλ¨, 맨 μλ‘ of the ν, ν μ΄λΈ and start doing the macarena.
5.) After you've wrote your name on the test, start screaming and when the teacher comes over and asks whats wrong say "How does the test know what my name is! Have λΉμ been spying on me and teling it everything!"
2.) In a maths test start whispering λλ€ numbers to the person λ€μ to λΉμ and then when the teacher tells λΉμ off say "They made me give them the λ΅λ³ λλ they said they'd kill me!" Then glare at them.
3.) Laugh hysterically and when people stare at λΉμ say "What are λΉμ lookin at!" λλ "Stop trying to copy my answers!"
4.) Get on μλ¨, 맨 μλ‘ of the ν, ν μ΄λΈ and start doing the macarena.
5.) After you've wrote your name on the test, start screaming and when the teacher comes over and asks whats wrong say "How does the test know what my name is! Have λΉμ been spying on me and teling it everything!"
There's a place in my mind
No one knows where it hides
And my ννμ§ is flying
It's a μ± in the sky
It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law
Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with μ© now you'll fight
And my fancy is flying
It's a μ± in the sky
λλ there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air
Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
ννμ§ is not a crime
Find your μ± in the sky
You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts
You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads λΉμ to the moon 'cause..."
No one knows where it hides
And my ννμ§ is flying
It's a μ± in the sky
It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law
Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with μ© now you'll fight
And my fancy is flying
It's a μ± in the sky
λλ there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air
Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
ννμ§ is not a crime
Find your μ± in the sky
You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts
You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads λΉμ to the moon 'cause..."
CAALLIIOOPPEE CHHAANNEELL!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's me your host Invader Calliope ^^
Can λΉμ believe were already on our ninth episode!
TIME SURE FLIES!Welcome to another happy episode of Calliope Channel! Well today were gonna bring another character out! And it's.....Lardnard!
Invader Calliope:SO COME OUT!
Lardnard:Oh *falls*
Invader Calliope:You sound like some nerdy turtle.
Lardnard:Well umm i'm here.
Invader Calliope:FINALLY THINGS ARE PICKING UP AROUND HERE!
Lardnard:Yeah!
Invader Calliope:Yeah.That's how λΉμ respond.
Lardnard:Umm is there a problem.
Invader Calliope:Ohhh nothing! Oh NO WERE OUTTA TIME BYE ME!
The End!
It's me your host Invader Calliope ^^
Can λΉμ believe were already on our ninth episode!
TIME SURE FLIES!Welcome to another happy episode of Calliope Channel! Well today were gonna bring another character out! And it's.....Lardnard!
Invader Calliope:SO COME OUT!
Lardnard:Oh *falls*
Invader Calliope:You sound like some nerdy turtle.
Lardnard:Well umm i'm here.
Invader Calliope:FINALLY THINGS ARE PICKING UP AROUND HERE!
Lardnard:Yeah!
Invader Calliope:Yeah.That's how λΉμ respond.
Lardnard:Umm is there a problem.
Invader Calliope:Ohhh nothing! Oh NO WERE OUTTA TIME BYE ME!
The End!
CCAALLIIOOPPEE
CCHHAANNEEL!
HIA EVERYONE WELCOME TO CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS NICE TO SEE λΉμ AGAIN!
I WILL BE GIVING λΉμ 120 PERCENT!
TODAYS SPECAIL GUEST λ³, μ€ν IS....
Dib:DIIIB!
Invader Calliope:HEY!
Dib:What?
Invader Calliope: DON'T λΉμ EVER CUT ME OFF AGAIN!
Dib:I'M SORRY!
Invader Calliope:THIS IS'NT KIDS PLAY! SO λΉμ BETTER HANDLE YOUR SELF λλ I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR OFF INVADER ZIM!
Dib:I'm sorry! I'm really very sorry!
Invader Calliope:Ok because Dib was so horrible I will end the show earlyer!Bye!
The End
CCHHAANNEEL!
HIA EVERYONE WELCOME TO CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS NICE TO SEE λΉμ AGAIN!
I WILL BE GIVING λΉμ 120 PERCENT!
TODAYS SPECAIL GUEST λ³, μ€ν IS....
Dib:DIIIB!
Invader Calliope:HEY!
Dib:What?
Invader Calliope: DON'T λΉμ EVER CUT ME OFF AGAIN!
Dib:I'M SORRY!
Invader Calliope:THIS IS'NT KIDS PLAY! SO λΉμ BETTER HANDLE YOUR SELF λλ I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR OFF INVADER ZIM!
Dib:I'm sorry! I'm really very sorry!
Invader Calliope:Ok because Dib was so horrible I will end the show earlyer!Bye!
The End