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Contradicting as it is, and hypocritical of me to say, this is how I view the industrial culture...

There're stereotypes, and within stereotypes, groups, and within groups, characterization, and within the characterization, secrets, and within the secrets, lies.

We'll start with the industrial style:

People will go off and call others "emo", "goth", "punk", etc. And, then within "emo" is "scene", "poser", "rocker", and within "goth", there's "cyber goth", and so on and so forth...

People in their own groups will call each other posers.

Overall, the industrial culture started off as something without...

As Vanessa walked into the spooky house,she looked for Dr.Vamp.

"hello?is anybody here?hello?"

"Good evening,"a voice called out sounding a lot like Dracula.

"huh?whos that?"Vanessa asked the voice with no body.

"Turn around."called the voice

so she did,and turned to a white man with very pale skin,and red lip stick

"come,sit."said the white man,pointing to his chair.

"Hello,i am Dr.Vamp.Who do we have here?"

"My name is Vanessa Colorado,and ive been experiencing strange behavior."

"mhm,like what?"

"well,at school today,i bit someones arm"

"Did blood come out"

"a little"

"were there marks?"

" yes,tiny ones,though."...

I actually really enjoy watching film reviews and the film reviews where critics dislike films are often 더 많이 entertaining. The best film reviews involve exaggerating feelings about films. However both regular people and critics often hate films. I think that hating on films too much can be a bad thing.

Of course there are plenty of films that I dislike, but I don't hate any fils. I used to hate some films. There were films that made me mad just 의해 thinking about them. I don't get why people should hate films. Of course people are allowed to dislike films, but disliking and hating are 2 different...

I do think that 당신 probably should avoid the following sites I am going to list. I will add 더 많이 to the list when I find 더 많이 sites I think 당신 should probably avoid. So if anyone sends 당신 링그 to the following sites, 당신 have been warned that they could be tricking you. Some of these are obviously bad 의해 the name of the 주소 but some of them are very sneaky to trick you.

UNLESS 당신 ARE A SICKO I ADVISE 당신 NOT TO GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITES

meatspin.com
fingerslam.com
infoslash.com
wowomg.com
2girls1cup.com
2girls1finger.com
lemonparty.org
goatse.cz
cleangirls.org
salsasnack.com
goatsemarathon.com
biblecamp.info...

1. 앤젤 Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying 또는 you'll get some action faster than a pit 황소, 불 on a t-bone.

2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all 당신 want even if she is the kind who will out chug 당신 in 맥주 and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.

3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names 당신 never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.

4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation...

Good truth 또는 dare Questions

Truth 또는 dare is fun, only when all the people involved in the game are comfortable with each other. Here are some questions, which can be termed as good truth 또는 dare questions, which will help 당신 to break the ice and ease the environment of a strained gathering.

Which was the most embarrassing moment of your life?

Describe the strangest dream 당신 have ever had in your life?

What is the one quality 또는 feature 당신 would like to change about yourself?

Do 당신 have a crush on any of your friend's boyfriend 또는 boyfriend's friend?

Do 당신 think your boyfriend is marriage material?...

1. I 사랑 the way we finish each other’s sentences.

2. I 사랑 the way I know you’ll never give up on me.

3. I 사랑 the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.

4. I 사랑 the way 당신 look at me.

5. I 사랑 how beautiful your eyes are.

6. I 사랑 the way I can’t imagine a 일 without 당신 in my life.

7. I 사랑 the way if we were ever separated I wouldn’t know how to go on.

8. I 사랑 the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.

9. I 사랑 the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.

10. I 사랑 how I know you’ll always be there when I need 당신 to be.

11....

1- eye contact , if 당신 notice him staring a lot at 당신 ..like 더 많이 than 5 times in the same 일 .(unless 당신 got a stain on your shirt)
2- if 당신 and him were in the same area , he would be with 당신 in every where 당신 walk to ( like a party 또는 a 음악회, 콘서트 ..etc)
3- he would sit 다음 to 당신 in your class ( unless hes too shy )
4- he would scream 또는 laugh out loud to get your attention .
5- he would kill to be your lab partner at school .
6 - if he says to 당신 hi and hes all too sweaty , make sure hes nervous and that means he likes you.
7-if 당신 drop something , he would be the first to get it for...

1. When the teacher says to “take a seat”, 당신 answer “take it where”.
2. When the teacher calls your name at roll call, 당신 answer “Absent”.
3. When she calls roll, 당신 answer “yo mama”.
4. When the teacher says something, 당신 say “is that so?”
5. If 당신 so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.
6. Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it.
7. Tell your teacher 당신 did not turn in your homework because 당신 were watching TV.
8. Fold your homework into a cootie-catcher.
9. Fold your homework into a paper...

1.When 당신 walk into the room, run up to the teacher and stare her in the eyes. nothing more. just keep a straight face and stare. they get quite scared.

2.Before your science class starts, put a 냉각기 that has "Human Head" written on top, on the front table. On the board write: "Class, we will be disecting a human head tommorrow, the sign up list is on my 책상, 데스크 for the part 당신 would like to dissect" Actually put a sign up list on her desk.

3.bring a cactus to school. Raise your hand. When called upon say the cactus has a question. look at the cactus and wait for it to say something. when it...

1)"Why, do 당신 find me irresistible?"

2)"No, I just dress better than you"

3)"You're a double gay. No returnsies!"

4)"I 사랑 the 초 grade insults, *insert name here*. Honestly, isn't it strange how "gay" has come to replace "stupid"? And so what if I was gay? Insulting my sexual orientation is pointless.

NOW...if a girl says you're gay, and 당신 actually are, I find the best burn is: "At least I can get a boyfriend."

5)Look them in the face with a deadpan expression. Simply say, "Yes. I'm gay," and walk away. Take their thunder away. It's such a juvenile thing to say in the first place.
Or...

1. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

2. He was as tall as a 6′3″ tree.

3. Her face was a perfect oval, like a 원, 동그라미 that had its two sides gently compressed 의해 a Thigh Master.

4. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

5. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

6. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

7. The ballerina...

1. We aren’t mind readers!
2. We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous.
3. When 당신 sleep over never boss me around in 침대 unless it is during sex.
4. Smoking is the biggest turn off.
5. It never hurts to work out.
6. If 당신 don’t want to hear the truth, don’t ask the question.
7. “Fine” 또는 “whatever” is not an appropriate ending to a conversation.
8. If 당신 want sex, just ask. (In case 당신 didn’t already know.)
9. Don’t expect guys to say as many sweet things as they do in the movies. (It takes a lot of guys and their wives to come up with those...

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with 더 많이 than 5 guys..you're a HOE)

2. "Hey, are 당신 busy?" 또는 "Are 당신 doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3... Guys may be flirting around all 일 but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's...

I got bored, so here 당신 go.


1. BlueEyedDemon

2. SuicidalSlut

3. MaliciousIntent

4. GloomyTears

5. Blacklight

6. DarkSunshine

7. FallenIsolation

8. DrowningInTears

9. DismalAngel

10. FallenSolitude

11. HopingInSolitude

12. SilentCall

13. CountingOnRain

14. CalledForMishap

15. RuefulDestiny

16. FallenAngel

17. KilledByAnAngel (I know for a fact it's taken on here 의해 my twin sis but I made it up)

18. FlamingCore

19. Darkenin(g)InRegret (The G could be taken off if there is a 15 character like on Fanpop)

20.Itrieditathome

21. RunWithScissors

22. PlaydateWithFire (Over 15 characters but... I like it)

23. RejectedStar...

1.In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes. I'll have twenty.
2.Sometimes 당신 make me so mad i wanna throw 당신 in the middle of on-going traffic; but then i realize i would probably kill myself trying to save you.
3.im the type of girl who would burst out laughing in the middle of silence because of something that happened... yesterday.
4.so ill walk the plank & jump with a smile if im going down ill do it in style 당신 wont hear me surrender.
5.the truth hurts so we lie
6.silence is golden, duct tape is silver
7.i know your probably thinking oh no she didnt but i just so totally...

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?

Right now I'm sitting here looking at 당신 trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

A pretty girl can 키스 a guy* a bird can 키스 a butterfly* the rising sun can 키스 the grass* but 당신 my friend!! yes you!! 당신 CAN 키스 MY ASS*******

If 당신 didn't have feet 당신 wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do 당신 wear a bra??!

mirrors don't talk but lucky for 당신 %n they don't laugh

Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I...

44 Ways to Make a Girl Happy

Ladies, this will make 당신 tear up :)

Fellas, read all of it:)

1-Touch her waist.

2-Talk to her.

3-Share secrets.

4-Give her your jacket.

5-Kiss her slowly.

Are 당신 remembering this?

6-Hug her.

7-Hold her.

8-Laugh with her.

9-Invite her somewhere.

10-Let her be with 당신 when you're with your friends.

Keep reading...

11-Smile with her.

12-Take pics with her.

13-Pull her onto your lap.

14-When she says she loves 당신 more, deny it. fight back.

15-When her 프렌즈 say i 사랑 her 더 많이 than you, deny it; fight back and hug her tight so she can't get...

41 ways to annoy your parents



1. Follow them everywhere.

2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.

3. If 당신 have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.

4. Talk to a pen constantly.

5. When your 프렌즈 come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.

6. Have a dozen of imaginary 프렌즈 that 당신 ask their opinion of everything.

7. After 당신 have your bath, 덮개, 랩 a bath towel around 당신 and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask...

I never thought I would be doing a list like this because when I do lists based on looks it's on women. As a straight guy, it's easier for me to rank women than men. However, when I put my mind to something I try my best to come through. I had already done this list with women and I remember being asked if I would ever do it with men, so here it is. Keep in mind this is all just my personal opinion as a straight guy and it wasn't easy to figure out AT ALL! Please 코멘트 but be polite. Also, always 코멘트 because I worked HARD on this and during a time I had just had laser eye surgery and...