Hey..
So,
Remember me? Of course 당신 don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*
Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay..
ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights 이전 and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!
(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)
So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate 글쓰기 skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<
I guess this is a welcome back post? 더 많이 like a "please dear god take me back" post :p
BUT HAY.
So,
Remember me? Of course 당신 don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*
Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay..
ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights 이전 and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!
(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)
So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate 글쓰기 skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<
I guess this is a welcome back post? 더 많이 like a "please dear god take me back" post :p
BUT HAY.
Flippy
10. Tell a 랜덤 person 당신 사랑 them
9. go up to a worker and ask them 랜덤 questoins about them (name age Zodiac sign)
8.Try on a bra thats way to big 또는 for guys just a 랜덤 bra and ask a worker how 당신 look
7.sit in the middle of a isle
6.clog the toilet
5.go up to a 랜덤 person and say gimme all your cash and nobody gets hurt
4.(for department stores) Jump on a display bed
4.(grocery stores) Eat 음식 before buying it
3.Scream bloody murder
2.Go store streaking
and number 1 is
1.yell kick me out of this store at the 상단, 맨 위로 of your lungs
9. go up to a worker and ask them 랜덤 questoins about them (name age Zodiac sign)
8.Try on a bra thats way to big 또는 for guys just a 랜덤 bra and ask a worker how 당신 look
7.sit in the middle of a isle
6.clog the toilet
5.go up to a 랜덤 person and say gimme all your cash and nobody gets hurt
4.(for department stores) Jump on a display bed
4.(grocery stores) Eat 음식 before buying it
3.Scream bloody murder
2.Go store streaking
and number 1 is
1.yell kick me out of this store at the 상단, 맨 위로 of your lungs
PK:were am i
*turns on lights
darla dimple: ...
PK:WHO ARE U?
darla dimple:...
PK: ok blah blah YAA *THROWS 칼, 나이프 AT DD
darla dimple: *teleports to PK*
PK: ಠ_ಠ
PK: *LOOKS behind*
pinkie pie: wut i tell u about goin in MAH SHED
pk: wait this is a shed ohh ok*turns all dark again
PK: not again *someone turns on light*
pk: WHY AM I STRAPED UP
pinkie pie: *starts up chainsaw*
pk: oh no O_e
pinkie pie: *cuts up my guts*
pk: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
al da sudden flippy breaks in 007 style
PK: YAY HI FLIPPY
flippy: let me help u pinkie pie...
PK; OH COME ON!!!
both: cuts hands
PK:FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
both: go's into private room
PK: hmm I HAVE DA POWER *breaks chains*
pk: wow it worked
pk: looks at private window
*both havenig sexytime
pk: walks away
pk: e_e *stabs myself*
woke up DA END NOW DIE
10: "Ooh, never felt like [i]that[i] before!"
9: "Keep it coming!"
8: "Oh, [i]that's[i] what it does!"
7: "I like that. I like that a lot."
6: *Grunt* *Scream* "YES! OH, YES!"
5: "Hey, that tickles!"
4: "It felt different when (insert old partner's name) did that."
3: "Huh. That's bigger than I remember. Oh well."
2: "Wait. Is that yours 또는 mine?"
1: "Hey. That's weird. How do 당신 put that back?"
I had a lot of fun 글쓰기 these, and the majority of them I made up as I went along.
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.
9: "Keep it coming!"
8: "Oh, [i]that's[i] what it does!"
7: "I like that. I like that a lot."
6: *Grunt* *Scream* "YES! OH, YES!"
5: "Hey, that tickles!"
4: "It felt different when (insert old partner's name) did that."
3: "Huh. That's bigger than I remember. Oh well."
2: "Wait. Is that yours 또는 mine?"
1: "Hey. That's weird. How do 당신 put that back?"
I had a lot of fun 글쓰기 these, and the majority of them I made up as I went along.
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.
1.) Start saying the 질문 really loudly and if they try to tell 당신 to be quite say "shhh this is a test 당신 know, gosh!"
2.) In a maths test start whispering 랜덤 numbers to the person 다음 to 당신 and then when the teacher tells 당신 off say "They made me give them the 답변 또는 they said they'd kill me!" Then glare at them.
3.) Laugh hysterically and when people stare at 당신 say "What are 당신 lookin at!" 또는 "Stop trying to copy my answers!"
4.) Get on 상단, 맨 위로 of the 표, 테이블 and start doing the macarena.
5.) After you've wrote your name on the test, start screaming and when the teacher comes over and asks whats wrong say "How does the test know what my name is! Have 당신 been spying on me and teling it everything!"
2.) In a maths test start whispering 랜덤 numbers to the person 다음 to 당신 and then when the teacher tells 당신 off say "They made me give them the 답변 또는 they said they'd kill me!" Then glare at them.
3.) Laugh hysterically and when people stare at 당신 say "What are 당신 lookin at!" 또는 "Stop trying to copy my answers!"
4.) Get on 상단, 맨 위로 of the 표, 테이블 and start doing the macarena.
5.) After you've wrote your name on the test, start screaming and when the teacher comes over and asks whats wrong say "How does the test know what my name is! Have 당신 been spying on me and teling it everything!"
There's a place in my mind
No one knows where it hides
And my 판타지 is flying
It's a 성 in the sky
It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law
Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with 용 now you'll fight
And my fancy is flying
It's a 성 in the sky
또는 there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air
Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
판타지 is not a crime
Find your 성 in the sky
You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts
You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads 당신 to the moon 'cause..."
No one knows where it hides
And my 판타지 is flying
It's a 성 in the sky
It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law
Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with 용 now you'll fight
And my fancy is flying
It's a 성 in the sky
또는 there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air
Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
판타지 is not a crime
Find your 성 in the sky
You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts
You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads 당신 to the moon 'cause..."
