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Hello! Gabriella here. :D I will tell 당신 all these: What dates & Why 당신 don't want your birthday on these days.

1- New Year's 일
You don't know what your celebrating. Your birthday 또는 the new year.

2-Groundhog's Day
I think this is an American thing but, 당신 know how if 당신 see the shadow, this happens, if not, that happens? Yeah, why 당신 ask? Groundhog. People complaining about the outcome.
2-Valentine's Day
Your loved a bit too much.
2-Leap Year
This day, only comes, once every four years. Why would 당신 want to celebrate it today?

4-April Fool's Day
You get pranked on your own birthday. What...
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posted by snusnu13
It was a beautiful Sunday afternoon. The light breeze was making the leaves of the trees rustle lightly and the birds were chirping their afternoon songs. In a small yard there lay a dog on the soft, green grass. This dog was brown and white patched, and had light green eyes. She had no ears, as they were cut off when she was a puppy, but her ear canal remained, so she could still hear.

As the dog chewed on her bone, a teenage girl stepped into the backyard. The dog looked up and saw her 14 년 old owner, Sally. Sally had tanned skin, with dark brown hair tied into a ponytail, a triangular...
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1. 당신 fall down the stairs.

2. A 나무, 트리 falls down on you.

3. A 야마, 라마 spits in your face.

4. 당신 eat i poisioned cookie.

5. A roccon with rabies jumps in your face and bites your face.

6. 당신 are making out with a person and then 당신 trow up in their mouth
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7. A crystle light thing falls on your head.

8. Your 베개 gets a face and bites 당신 head off.

9. Your dog stands up and says I hate 당신 and then runs away.

10. Your eating pankakes, their is a rotten egg in to, 당신 get slmonila, go to the hospital, the doctors say that 당신 are going to die, then 당신 die.

11. When 당신 are dieing your crush says that...
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1. read
2. go outside
3. do ur homework
4. go around the house saying 랜덤 things until u cry laughing
5. continue 읽기 this
6. Walk up to siblings and say 랜덤 things until they hit u and then say u r cracking them up
7. play cards
8. dance
9. play checkers
10.read about canadian dudes
11. hit ur siblings, run 2 mommy and say, They hit me!!!!!
12. go on utube
13.talk on phone 4 hrs.
14. go on another fanclub
15. try 2 find me on 페이스북 and figure out im not on, i dnt have an account
16. go on 구글 look up 어치, 제이 leno, find 15 jokes and have a 13 round comedy c ontest with ur bff
17. write on ur wall
18. write on other peoples walls
19. add 랜덤 people as ur fans
20. read another forum.
Are 당신 addicted? Are 당신 a super fan? Are 당신 just a person who likes being enthusiastic about things? Are 당신 on 팬팝 too much?

1. 당신 see something 당신 like, and think Oh, I want to 팬 that club!

2. 당신 start shipping people 당신 know 또는 see.

3. 당신 hear something awesome and immediately look for the Best Answer button.

4. 당신 hear something awesome and immediately want to go on 팬팝 and change your motto.

5. 당신 hear something and 당신 want to 코멘트 on it.

6. 당신 have great ideas of something 당신 should post on 팬팝 at completely 랜덤 times of day.

7. 당신 get a new 가장 좋아하는 and HAVE to...
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posted by kitkat709477
"I can't find it," REALLY MEANS, "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"That's women's work," REALLY MEANS, "It's dirty, difficult and thankless."
"Will 당신 marry me?" REALLY MEANS, "Both my room mates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there is no 더 많이 땅콩 butter."
"It's a guy thing," REALLY MEANS, "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and 당신 have no chance at all of making it logical."
"Can I help with dinner?" REALLY MEANS, "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"It would take too long to explain, "REALLY MEANS, "I have no idea...
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okay, on my 5 completely 랜덤 things to do...

5) sing the alphabet backwards in german while painting a picture of yourself riding a tandem bike
4) clip out something from the newspaper and tape it to your shirt
3) try to do the chicken dance as long as 당신 can
2) walk into walmart and ask where the nearest walmart is and directions to it
1) scream "where did i put my flaming green octopus?" as loud as 당신 can in a public place (ie. school, mall...bathroom)

i recommend 당신 try these. 2 and 1 are my faves.
posted by 3nala
3nala said:
"Yo whazzup mah homiehs?"

{screams something incoherent about peanut butter}

"I like waffles with peanut butter."

{is bored}



{screams something incoherent about dynamite and bananas}

"Oh well..."

{screams something completely incoherent}

"Ooh look at teh pretty birdses..."



{starts humming to the tune of 'U Can't Touch This'}

{Stares down a digital picture of GIR, then screams something incoherent about tacos}

"How did pig tracks get on the ceiling?"

{sings 'Spider-Pig'}

{Screams something incoherent about exploding squirrels}

"I told the man I was innocent, but the gun in my...
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Don't cheat! :) DO NOT CHEAT 또는 IT WON'T WORK AND 당신 WILL WISH 당신 HADN'T. TAKE 3 MINUTES! TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK 당신 OUT. DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT. IT'S WORTH A TRY. 1st. Get a PEN and PAPER. 2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT 당신 ACTUALLY KNOW. 3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results. 4th. SCROLL DOWN ONE LINE AT THE TIME DON'T READ AHEAD otherwise 당신 WILL RUIN THE FUN. 1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT. ~ 2. 다음 to the NUMBERS 1 and 2, WRITE DOWN ANY 2 NUMBERS 당신 WANT. ~ 3....
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The 상단, 맨 위로 six reasons computers must be female:

6. As soon as 당신 have one, a better one is just around the corner.

5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.

4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.

3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

2. The message "Bad Command 또는 File Name" is about as informative as

"If 당신 don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:

As soon as 당신 make a commitment to one, 당신 find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
posted by kitkat709477
1.everyone around 당신 has an attitude problem
2.your adding 초콜릿 chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything 당신 say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive 당신 crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and 당신 just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to 펀치 someone without a reason
12.if 당신 start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if 당신 were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give 당신 10

a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so 당신 know*
posted by HNismyfriend
Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians. While touring a reservation during the documentary she was puzzled as to why the difference in the number of feathers in the headdresses. So she asked a 메리다와 마법의 숲 who only had one feather in his headdress, and his reply was: "Only have one woman: one woman, one feather."

Feeling the first fellow was only joking, she asked another brave. This 메리다와 마법의 숲 had two feathers in his headdress. And he replied: "Me have two women: two women, two feathers."

Still not convinced the feathers indicated the number of sexual partners involved,...
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posted by MrssBieber320
Ever met that one person that 당신 just wanna 펀치 in the face , then someohow , 당신 end up in a relationship with them , 당신 fall in 사랑 , and then watch things crash and burn in your face (and thats not the only thing 당신 want to burn either (:]) Well if 당신 still have feelings for that person im gonna help 당신 get him/her back , note that this may only work for a girl though , cuause guys cant hit us , but we can surelly slap 당신 guys (: , ohk so 당신 could first start off 의해 doing q of two simple things
1) light all the stuuf he gave 당신 on 불, 화재 ... on his front lawn
2) give them back to...
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If you’re an animal lover, like me, this story might be to much to take. But I can’t believe people can be so cruel. But I believe that when someone abuses a poor defenseless animal, that someone should be given LIFE in prison without the possibility 또는 parole.

A Mesa, Arizona man who killed a 6-week-old kitten after a pet 파이썬 refused to eat it was given three years of supervised probation on Friday.

Jeremy Tuffly, 29, pleaded guilty May 11 in Maricopa County Superior Court to one count of cruelty to animals, a Class 6 felony, court records show.

The charge followed after Maricopa County Sheriff's Office deputies learned of a DVD showing Tuffly repeatedly throwing the kitten at the 파이썬 in 2002 in an attempt to get the snake to attack it, according to MCSO.

When the 파이썬 failed to eat the kitten, Tuffly kicked it across the yard, authorities previously said. The kitten then died.
okay here`s some tips for those who dont know how to date.....
1- be always self confident , have some self a steam .
2- be always c00l.
3- turn off ur cellphone during the date...always.
4-be always happy, happy with everything..with ur life.
5- if u really want him as ur bf 또는 date.....try to be cool ,use the words like: yeah totally,or however....try to be little care less about him... ...lol
6- dont be bushy....stay calm and dont complain alot ....jst a little but not alot....
i cant remember anymore so......ill see u the 다음 time.....thank u all for 읽기 this..and plz 코멘트 ,have all a gr8 day..peace ^_^
posted by tooch
I do not own any of these. If used, please credit teenthings@twitter.com

We all do, say, think 또는 relate to these, in some way 또는 another:

-When 당신 forget someone's name 당신 wait for someone else to say it so 당신 don't look like an idiot asking.
-I pick things up with my feet because I'm too lazy to bend down.
-I don't 삭제 my texts until it's 99% full.
-I hate when dinner's ready and 당신 are in the middle of something.
-I still sometimes buy kids meals only for the toy.
-I hate how I look after I cry.
-Saying 'Are 당신 kidding me?' even though 당신 know the person isn't.
-Stop pretending like...
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1.we hate it when 당신 grab our asses!!!(unless we are hoes)

2.when 당신 cheat,we hate 당신 and everything that has to do with you

3.dont act like 당신 understand PMS,because 당신 dont.So stop 연기 like it.

4.when 당신 stare at other girls,and we stare at other boys,and 당신 get all pissed off,you have no reason to speak.So 당신 may as well stfu.

5.when 당신 flirt,we flirt back,sometimes when we don't like you.and then we feel bad.So if 당신 arent sure,dont flirt.

6.If we like a celebritey(ex:Orlando Bloom,Zac Efron,Bill Kaulitz,etc etc.)and we say they are hot,dont act like 당신 dont care.We want...
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1)Devise a secret code with your 프렌즈 then hand in the homework in that code
Continually ask 질문 so that the professor can’t give homework
Answer the teacher’s 질문 in slow motion 2)Answer 질문 only with one word
3)Scream 랜덤 words without anybody noticing it’s you
4)Continuously yawn until everyone is yawning
5)Ask your professor personal questions
6)Every time the professor finishes talking clap
7)Eat paper
8)Talk very fast
9)Call the professor “Mom” 또는 “Dad”
10)Count your hair
11)Talk with an accent
12)Answer 질문 in a different language
13)Fake spasms
14)Pretend...
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posted by Mallory101
 1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
179 Ways to Annoy People:


1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If 당신 have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal 의해 conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what 당신 think."

7. Claim that 당신 must always wear a bicycle 헬멧 as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone,...
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So you've just traveled to a foreign country, taken a subway 당신 never take, 또는 teleported to medieval England due to a time travel mishap. Your surroundings are strange, confusing, and possibly haunted. But instead of freaking out—due to frustration, confusions, and ghosts, respectively—you should follow these expert pointers to get yourself from 로스트 to un-lost.

1) DO ask for directions. DO NOT ask an axe murderer for directions.
People who see 당신 crying over a crumpled map are almost always helpful (axe murderers being a notable exception). Look for some official-seeming person 또는 kindly...
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