A single drop of sweat from Chuck Norris was found to quench the thirst of an entire african village for 23 straight days. Subsequently, an olympic athlete from that village was disqualified from his event for testing positive for performance enhancing drugs.
Chuck Norris can read lady Gaga's poker face.
Chuck Norris says the alphabet faster backwards then 당신 can say it fowards.
When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he doesn't dream he lives it.
In an alternate universe, Chuck Norris is just a myth. However, he pwns people there anyways.
20. 푸딩 Fon "Tokyo mew mew" The cuties character in the 아니메 she's hyper, active and has the best 사랑 interest despite not being the main character and only eight years old.
19.Hiei from "Yu Yu Hakusho" Hiei has the darkest life. He was thrown off a cliff as a child, torn from his family, 로스트 the only thing he had of them and then his sister was captured 의해 the UGLIEST of all fat greedy bastards. No not the one from Disney's "Pocahontas".
A sucky life gave him an attitude everyone loves
18.Snow White from "Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs" The most innocent of the 디즈니 princess naive,...
Boy - at last i cant hardly wait Girl - do 당신 want me to leave? Boy - NO!!! dont even think about it Girl - do 당신 사랑 me??? Boy - of course!!! always have and always will Girl - have 당신 ever cheated on me Boy - no why are 당신 even asking? Girl - will 당신 키스 me? Boy - every chance i get Girl - will 당신 hit me? Boy - Hell No!!! are 당신 crazy?! Girl - Can i trust you? Boy - Yes Girl - Darling
After marriage.....read from the bottom back to the top
This is this cat. This is is cat. This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is an cat. This is idiot...