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posted by Wanda5
5
1.Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
2.For each question, press the 다음 button to get your answer

1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
2.WHAT DO YOUR 프렌즈 THINK OF YOU?
3.WHAT IF 당신 GOT SO MAD, THAT EVERYONE STAYED AWAY FROM 당신 AND LET 당신 HAVE YOUR 우주 FOR 4 DAYS?
4.WHAT IF THERE WAS A STALKER CHASING YOU?
5. WHAT WOULD 당신 DO IF YOUR FRIEND BETRAYED YOU?
6.WHAT IF 당신 SAW A BUNCH OF 랜덤 PEOPLE/THINGS?
7.WHAT IF A MALE FRIEND DID EVERY THING AN ADULT CAN DO?
8.WHAT DO 당신 WANT TO BE WHEN 당신 GROW UP?
9.WHAT DO 당신 THINK WHEN 당신 SEE THE PERSON 당신 LIKE?
10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
11.WHAT WILL...
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posted by AlxanderRfan
53
I found this from one site, so I thought it was cool so i decided to post it here.. What do 당신 think ?


When 당신 break her heart- [ the pain NEVER really goes away ]
When she misses 당신 - [ she's hurting inside ]
When she says its over - [ she STILL want 당신 to be hers ]
When she reposts this bulletin - [ she wants 당신 to read it ]
When she walks away from 당신 mad - [ Follow her]
When she stare's at your mouth - [ 키스 her ]
When she pushes 당신 또는 hit's 당신 - [ Grab her and don’t let go ]
When she start's cursing at 당신 - [ 키스 her and tell her 당신 사랑 her ]
When she ignore's 당신 - [ Give her your...
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posted by j-bfan7
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My name is Chris ,

I am three,

My eyes are swollen..

I cannot see.



I must be stupid,

I must be bad,

What else could have made,

My daddy so mad?



I wish I were better,

I wish I weren't ugly

, Then maybe my mommy,

Would still want to hug me.



I can't do a wrong,

I can't speak at all,

Or else I'm locked up,

All 일 long.



When I'm awake,

I'm all alone,

The house is dark,

My folks aren't home.



When my mommy does come home,

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll just get,

One whipping tonight.



I just heard a car,

My daddy is back,

From Charlie's bar



I hear him curse,

My name is called ,

I press myself,

Against the wall.



I try...
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posted by karpach_13
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!

Q: How can 당신 tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The 조종간, 조이스틱 is wet.

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her 더 많이 attractive?
A: Her ankles.

Q: What do 당신 say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."

Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are 당신 boys all in the same band?
A3: Do 당신 guys all play for the Green 만, 베이 Packers?

Q: How do 당신 make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde...
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posted by MrssBieber320
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Ever met that one person that 당신 just wanna 펀치 in the face , then someohow , 당신 end up in a relationship with them , 당신 fall in 사랑 , and then watch things crash and burn in your face (and thats not the only thing 당신 want to burn either (:]) Well if 당신 still have feelings for that person im gonna help 당신 get him/her back , note that this may only work for a girl though , cuause guys cant hit us , but we can surelly slap 당신 guys (: , ohk so 당신 could first start off 의해 doing q of two simple things
1) light all the stuuf he gave 당신 on 불, 화재 ... on his front lawn
2) give them back to...
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posted by Shadowpenguin
2
Irk, a planet in the Xeno Galaxy, just north of Rigel 7, is 집 to a species of aliens known as the Irkens. Irkens are a somewhat small alien species with sensitive green skin, well-developed brains, and itchy trigger fingers. They have come to be known as many things including "Galactic Terrorists", "Scourge of the Galaxy", "Irken Mafia", "Dick Cheney Worshippers", "Alien Roach Farm", "The Green Communists", "Oppressors", "Ultra Right-Wing Bantha Fodder", "Republican Scum", and "Moronic Aliens Who Think That Watching Dubya Make An 나귀, 엉덩이 Of Himself On National 텔레비전 Is 더 많이 Entertaining...
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posted by Mallory101
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 1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
179 Ways to Annoy People:


1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If 당신 have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal 의해 conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what 당신 think."

7. Claim that 당신 must always wear a bicycle 헬멧 as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone,...
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당신 know you're a 'Furry Fan' when...
Rabies replaces cancer as your number one disease concern.
Your 가장 좋아하는 character from 별, 스타 Trek is Lieutenant M'Ress (from the animated series).
You think "Beauty and the Beast" was spoiled 의해 Beast becoming human.
You replace Elle McPherson pinups with those of Amy the Squirrel, Erma Felna, 또는 Minerva Mink.
You slip the word 'fur' into as many places as possible in your mail.
You can identify a captionless book illustration as being Doug Wingers' in under ten seconds.
None of your 가장 좋아하는 female (or male) fiction characters are actually human.
You go...
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posted by meow_girl
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*One night,Selena,Demi and Taylor were having a concert.And Miley was there for some reason.*

In the middle of true 프렌즈 Joe Jonas ran on stage,knocked the 기타 player (Billy 레이 Cyrus) off the stage,Breaking his leg.

Miley:That was my dad!You ass!

Joe:Yeah no one cares.Demi,Selena,Taylor I 사랑 당신 all!

Miley:What about me?

Joe:What about 당신 man whore?

Miley:I'm a girl!

Joe:That's not what your boyfriend said!

Miley:At least I'm not pregnant like you!

Joe:Those were just rumors!!!

Selena:Suuuuuure...

Joe:They were!

All:Riiiiiiiiiight......

Simon:I don't believe you!

Demi:Simon Cowell?What are you...
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posted by Jeffersonian
1
These are purported to be actual test 답변 from various schools in the Huntsville, Alabama metropolitan area.

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes 의해 which water can be made 안전한, 안전 to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water 안전한, 안전 to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep, and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: What is a planet?
A: A body of earth surrounded 의해 sky.

SOCIOLOGY
Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
A: If 당신 are buying a house,...
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posted by Dippicus
2
Lucy and Linus (who where brother and sister) had another little brother named Rerun. (He sometimes played left-field on Charlie Brown's baseball team, [when he could find it!]).

The pancreas produces Insulin.

1 in 5,000 north Atlantic lobsters are born bright blue.

There are 10 human body parts that are only 3 letters long (eye hip arm leg ear toe jaw rib lip gum).

A skunk's smell can be detected 의해 a human a mile away.

The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word 당신 want.

The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache.

Henry Ford produced the...
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posted by prettystar
11
Hi Mommy!
I am only 3/4 of an inch long,
But I have all my organs.
I 사랑 the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it,
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your 심장 beat
Is my 가장 좋아하는 lullaby.

Month Two.

Mommy,
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If 당신 could see me
You could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my 집 though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three.

You know what Mommy,
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes 당신 happy.
I always want 당신 to be happy.
I don't like it when 당신 cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too,
And I cry with 당신 even though
You can't hear...
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posted by patrisha727
1
Thanks to the encouragement from Jarik, I had enough time to find some 더 많이 facts! Sorry if some of these are repeated! :S


No piece of normal-size paper can be folded in half 더 많이 than 7 times.

All swans in England are the property of the 퀸 또는 king

The first product to have a bar code scanned was Wrigley's gum.

Earth is the only planet not named after a pagan God.

A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her cheating adulterous husband but she may only do so with her bare hands.

The new 787 Boeing...
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posted by i_luv_angst
14
This was forwarded to me in an e-mail, so I don't really know where it comes from:

1 Look at your zipper. See the initials YKK? It stands for Yoshida Kogyo Kabushibibaisha, the world's largest zipper manufacturer.
2 40 percent of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.
3 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.
4 On the average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.
5 초콜릿 kills dogs! True, 초콜릿 affects a dog's 심장 and nervous system. A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog.
6 Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as a medicine.
7...
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posted by jeannette27
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Now tell me that our God is not the coolest!!!
Amazing.
The glue that holds us together....ALL of us....is in the shape of the cross.
Immediately Colossians 1:15-17 comes to mind.
"He is the image of the invisible God, the firstborn over all creation.
For 의해 him all things were created; things in heaven and on earth , visible and invisible,
whether thrones 또는 powers 또는 rulers 또는 authorities;
all things were created 의해 him and for him.
He is before all things,
and in him all things HOLD TOGETHER. "
Colossians 1:15-17
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posted by Smib
4
1
Look at your zipper. See the initials YKK? It stands for Yoshida Kogyo Kabushibibaisha, the world's largest zipper manufacturer.

2
A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why.

3
40 percent of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.

4
315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.

5
On the average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.

6
Chocolate kills dogs! True, 초콜릿 affects a dog's 심장 and nervous system. A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog.

7
Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as a medicine.

8
Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and...
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- Act like a spy / secret agent for the day, when at work 또는 out and about ?

- At the bottom/top of escalators shout "SHIT MY SHOELACE !"

- Ask 랜덤 people if they want to see your "belly button " ?

- Bark like an angry dog at people in the 거리 또는 shopping center !

- Become a paparazzi for your friends, follow them around with a camera whilst shouting their name ?

- Make funny faces at strangers to make them laugh !

- Make up crazy facts about 랜덤 things and tell them to strangers as though 당신 are very smart.

- Make sound effects for everyday actions !

- Out of nowhere, 또는 when it is quiet,...
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Me reminiscing
Hello, it's been years since I was actually active, and I thought to myself, man I wonder how good old 팬팝 is doing right now. How old was I when I was truly active at this site? 12? 14? Either way, I was probably cringy and immature. Woah, look at that Kataralover, Riku, Cruella, and Zanhar are still active! In fact, the majority of people I associate with this site are still here. Lol, I like how deathding posts so much that he is among one of the most 인기 태그 on this site.

New Values With Characters
For people, who don't know I used to value development, complexity,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: And no, we didn't forget to do this, like we did in the last episode.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: For May 2015, the Brony Of The 월 award goes to NocturnalMirage.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: If 당신 were to compare this guy to a car company, he would be Ford.
Master Sword: Both are very popular.
Tom: And now, for...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: 당신 see, we forgot to do this in the last episode.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: Yes, I know, we feel terrible.
Tom: Wait a second. Stop booing, and we'll let 당신 know who Brony Of The 월 is assholes.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: You're making it worse.
Tom: I'm making it worse? They're supposed to be cheering, 또는 laughing....
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