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I found this online :)

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming “Andre, Andre, I’ve got the secret documents!!”

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read 질문 aloud, 토론 your 답변 with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, “I’m SOOO sure that 당신 can hear me thinking.” Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this 질문 on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious...
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posted by iluvsmj
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When you're happy and 당신 know it bomb Iraq
If 당신 cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If 당신 never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If 당신 think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone's dismissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb...
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posted by Mallory101
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Found this on the net the other day,enjoy!



#1 Attend at least one major sporting event: the Super Bowl, the Olympics, the U.S. Open.

#2 Throw a huge party and invite every one of your friends.

#3 Swim with a dolphin.

#4 Skydive.

#5 Have your portrait painted.

#6 Learn to speak a foreign language and make sure 당신 use it.

#7 Go skinny-dipping at midnight in the South of France.

#8 Watch the launch of the 우주 shuttle.

#9 Spend a whole 일 eating 정크 음식 without feeling guilty.

#10 Be an extra in a film.

#11 Tell someone the story of your life, sparing no details.

#12 Make 사랑 on a forest floor.

#13 Make...
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I kinda wanted to write this 기사 just to get this topic off of my chest. If 당신 guys haven’t know already, which 당신 should have, this character has a special place in my heart. She is a character from BlazBlue series and she’s the BEST GIRL that could ever exist. I 사랑 just everything about Nu-13. She’s both cute and badass at the same time! I’ll be explaining my five reasons why I 사랑 Nu-13 so much.

1. Her design
    
I 사랑 both of her normal and mecha battle suit. I 사랑 how her swords behind her battle form placed together like a pair of wings for her. I...
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Loling at the fact that I had an easier time typing this than the one for real people! Maybe it's because cartoon characters & 아니메 characters can just be drawn in ways that really make them stand out. No less here's the list.

Female

Honorable mentions (in no particular order): Icy, Ming Hua, Ultear & Michiko.



5. Lust

How could I not add Lust onto my list of attractive characters lol? I mean she is Lust after all! Above all my 가장 좋아하는 thing about her appearance is her eyes; those purple snake-like eyes. She also has really pretty lips and lovely dark and wavy hair.

4. Beatrice

Hooray!...
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This is my updated list of my 상단, 맨 위로 20 가장 좋아하는 fictional characters. Unfortunately, some characters had to be kicked out to make room for some new favorites of mine. I also added honorable mentions for some characters I wish could've made the 상단, 맨 위로 20 but, unfortunately, missed the cut. Please keep in mind that this is just my personal opinion, so please be polite. Please 팬 and 코멘트 because I 사랑 to see what people think and to know that they like my articles.

Honorable Mentions:
30.Tiana (The Princess and the Frog)
29.Pocahontas (Pocahontas)
28.Goofy (The Mickey 쥐, 마우스 and 프렌즈 Franchise)...
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(WARNING: There is tons of cussing in this 기사 to emphasize my hatred for this song a bit more. If that bothers you, please leave now.)

Train, 당신 did it. 당신 FREAKING DID IT. After watching Drive By, I didn’t think it was POSSIBLE for ANYBODY to make a worse song than that.

Except maybe Ryan.

Seriously though, this song isn’t just bad. It’s nowhere near bad. To call it a terrible piece of shit would be complimenting it. I can’t describe the rage I feel for this song at all. And if I were to shred every particle of my brain molecules, destroying my memory in the process, just to get...
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Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny 당신 think you're stupid?"
Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."


Police: where do u live?
Me: with my parents
Police: where does ur parents live?
Me: with me
Police: where do u all live?
Me: together
Police: where is ur house?
Me: 다음 to my neighbors house
Police: where is your neighbors house?
Me: 다음 to my house


3 drunk guys enterd a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started...
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posted by GDragon612
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
A lighter? We’re going to need a flame-thrower to light up your candles.
Actually, I wanted to get 당신 something super great, super terrific, unique and beautiful for your birthday, but I don’t fit into the envelope.
Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If 당신 don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life said Kitty Collins. Be glad you’re doing it gracefully.
An old fart is as good as a new one….



(written...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
2
WARNING: This rant will contain swearing

This episode...oh god this episode...

It starts with the Griffin family stuck in their house during a Hurricane. The Griffins (excluding Meg) decides to play a game and Meg wants to 가입하기 their game, they tell her:

"No one wants to be fingerbanged 의해 you!"

The Griffins are as***les towards Meg. And before 당신 Family Guy 팬 start to flame me, Meg is my 가장 좋아하는 character.

Peter decides to annoy the whole family. To which Meg opens up a can of soda. Peter snaps at Meg, and surprisingly Meg stands up for herself.

Now what amazes me is that the show puts her...
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posted by Syltre
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1. "A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out."
- Walter Winchell

2. "A friend is one who knows 당신 and loves 당신 just the same."
- Elbert Hubbard

3. "A true friend never gets in your way unless 당신 happen to be going down."
- Arnold H. Glasow

4. "It takes a long time to grow an old friend."
- John Leonard

5. "It's the 프렌즈 당신 can call up at 4 a.m. that matter."
- Marlene Dietrich

6. "The only way to have a friend is to be one."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

7. "A hug is like a boomerang - 당신 get it back right away."
- Bil Keane

8. "True 프렌즈 stab 당신 in the front."
- Oscar...
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posted by nmdis
It's the boy 당신 never told 'I like you'
It's the girl 당신 let get away
It's the one 당신 saw that 일 on the train
But 당신 freaked out and walked away

It's the plane 당신 wanna catch to Vegas
Things 당신 swear you'd do before 당신 die
It's the city of 사랑 that waits for you
But you're too damn scared to fly

[Chorus x2:]
Hit the lights
Let the 음악 옮기기 you
Lose yourself tonight
Come alive
Let the moment take you
Lose control tonight

It's the time that 당신 totally screwed up
Still you're tryna get it out your brain
It's the fight 당신 had when 당신 didn't make up
It's the past that you're dying to change

It's all...
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It's ok now. It's fake. Here is what I wrote though

Apparently, some users on 랜덤 found out that the 랜덤 club is going to be deleted do to some risks of Porn, spam and other content that violates the terms and services. This is sad. This club cannot be deleted. The 랜덤 club is one of the most 인기 clubs on Fanpop. We need to form a team 또는 something to get rid of all stuff on here that violates the Term's and services. This club really needs to be saved.

It's also happening on other clubs too, such as the Sonic 팬 Characters club. They are at risk at being deleted too because of...
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(A/N) Still has gayness! cussing! and sex! so enjoy biggums! ^-^ xXx


~Ty's POV~

A week after Alice found out i was gay she invited Jason and I for some coffee.

"We should go, it would be fun" Jason said hugging me from behind.

"Coffee with my sister would be fun?" I asked grabbing his hands perched on my collarbone.

"Yeah, now that she knows, we can be ourselves, and we're pretty fucking awesome people" Jason said letting go and sitting on the couch.

I sat beside him, "Well, we are fucking awesome, fine we'll go."

Jason smiled and kissed my cheek.

I turned and kissed him on his lips.

I pulled away and...
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posted by DramaQueen1020
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All with [x] apply to me. All of these are ridiculous and I don't agree with any of them.


1) I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

2) I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

3) I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

4) I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

5) [x] I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (no)

6) I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

7) I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. (this one is VERY offensive, and hurts. My favourite singer DIED from AIDS, and he was bi, and an amazing, beautiful man)

8) I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

9) I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

10) [x] I SPEAK MY MIND, so...
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posted by jessy_an
Most of time when 당신 talk to a person and start to talk about another person with them like how much they are nice and especial for 당신 so the person with whom 당신 are talking feel jealous that 당신 like another person 더 많이 they think about it 더 많이 and 더 많이 and they start to hate 당신 can see how jealousy turns to hate and in this world we should 사랑 each other because hate can destroy the world and the earth is only place where 당신 can live don't destroy it don't make anyone jealous I know it's happens to 당신 too.
PS: I'm bored LOL idk what did i just write.
posted by IloveMyLord
Remember, there are no mistakes, only lessons. 사랑 yourself, trust your choices, and everything is possible.
Cherie-Carter Scotts
Trust opens up new and unimagined possibilities.
Robert C. Solomon
Many people are blind to trust, not so much to its benefits as to its nature and the practices that make it possible.
Robert C. Solomon
All trust involves vulnerability and risk, and nothing would count as trust if there were no possibility of betrayal.
Robert C. Solomon
Trust is a skill, one that is an aspect of virtually all human practices, cultures, and relationships.
Robert C. Solomon
Trust is a...
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posted by Heartisalone
12
Yeah, so we kinda invaded Random.
We are sorry for anyone offended, hurt, crushed, burned, murdered, 또는 struck speechless 의해 our actions.
WE ARE NOT A CULT.
For those of 당신 who were thinking that... not to name some.
We are a nation of those who deeply appreciate symmetry, and the great 8.
We wanted to spread symmetry awareness.
Hopefully our goals were achieved.

I hope 당신 accept our apology.


Side-note:
Oh leader 8, if 당신 are 읽기 this, 당신 missed a lot.
We 사랑 you.
posted by bubbletl
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1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If 당신 have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal 의해 conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what 당신 think."

7. Claim that 당신 must always wear a bicycle 헬멧 as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything...
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