1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as 당신 walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)
2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.
3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.
4. If your teacher starts blowing up at 당신 for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”
5. Dress up like 엘 (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.
6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t 당신 wearing shoes” 당신 reply 의해 standing on the table, pointing at him/her and yelling “YOUR KIRA!!!!!!!!!!!”.
7. (Back to normal clothes) Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!!”
8. Flick pieces of paper around the class.
9. When your teacher tells 당신 to stop, 십자가, 크로스 your arms and say “your racist against paper aren’t you.”
10.Don’t do your Homework.
11. When your teacher asks 당신 why 당신 didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then smile and sit.
12. When 당신 have a sub, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name it Mr./Mrs (insert name here), 당신 stand up and say “PROVE IT!”
13.During a test, raise your hand and wait for your teacher to walk over to you. Then when they whisper, “what do 당신 need help on?” 당신 smirk and whisper “I know what 당신 did last summer” XD (A/n: gets them every time!!!!)
14. Wear your Sasuke costume to school.
15.When he/she stares at you, say “I know what your thinking, but this symbol on my back does not mean I’m a pokemon,”
16. 5 분 after saying that throw a poke ball at your teachers head and scream “ GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL!!!!!!!”
16. Accuse him/her of being Itachi Uchiha. Then give them a paranoid, bloodthirsty look.
17. (Back in normal clothes) hand 캔디 out to everyone then walk up to your teacher and say “HA! None for 당신 =P that’s payback for that F!” >D
18. Be Tardy. When your teacher asks why 당신 were late say “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears. :D
19. When turning in a paper, write this paper will self destruct in 5 초 and the bottom.
20. When 당신 leave the class bow and say “May the force be with you, young one.”
21. Show up to class (now they got to do their job XD SUCKERS!)
22. Everytime the PA comes on act surprised and scream “NO NOT THE VOICES AGAIN! MAKE THEM STOP!!!!!!”
23. Every time the morning announcements start look around the rooms ceiling and say “GOD? It that you?!?!”
24. Whisper to the person 다음 to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream “OMG GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!”
25. When its time for the pledge of allegiance, while everyone says it, yell out 랜덤 things (Pickle, pepto bismol, abortion, cow, etc.) and mess everyone up.
26. Walk into class dancing the Macarena.
27. Tell your teacher 당신 heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the teachers lounge.
28. During an exam, act like 당신 need help really badly. (wave to the teacher, say psssst a lot, jump in your seat, act like your trying to land a plane etc.)
29. When 당신 graduate, hug your teacher and say, “I’M GONNA MISS 당신 SOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
30. When you’re an adult, look up your old teacher in a phone book. Then go to their house in the middle of the night. Sneak up 의해 their bed, Give him/her a twisted and demented look and say “Heh….I’m back….MUAHAHAHA!”
31.Everytime she/he says 'who' correct her to say 'whom' even if its incorrect
32.Speak like Yoda
33.Correct her/him whenever she says 'good' instead of 'well'
34.Speak and write only in Pig Latin - claim it is your native language
35.Raise your hand and say "I totally agree" after everything your teacher says
36.Come late to class in a Spider-Man cosume, say there was "a disturbance"
37.Ask if why she asks 질문 if she "supposedly" knows the answer.
38.Tell her 당신 know shakespeare personally, and her/his interpretations are wrong
39.when the teacher turns to write on the board, throw paper 또는 rubbers at them
40.When the teacher says to “take a seat”, 당신 answer “take it where”.
41.When the teacher calls your name at roll call, 당신 answer “Absent
42.If 당신 so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.
43.Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it
44.Fold your homework into a paper airplane and fly it to the teacher’s desk. Extra points if it hits the teachers head
45.Argue with your teacher about your test grade and claim it was supposed to be one 또는 two points higher than it actually is.
46.Use crayon for important assignments
47.When possible, eat 음식 in class. Loud, crunchy food
48.Write so small on your paper that the teacher can barely read it.
49.Blurt out the 답변 to the teachers questions
50.Raise your hand. When the teacher calls on you, look innocent and say “I was just stretching”.
51.. When the teacher says “Pay attention please” reply “how much should I pay?”
52.Right after the teacher gives directions say “huh”.
i got a lot of these from jus copyinqq +& pastinqq so dont give mehh alL the credit!!
2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.
3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.
4. If your teacher starts blowing up at 당신 for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”
5. Dress up like 엘 (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.
6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t 당신 wearing shoes” 당신 reply 의해 standing on the table, pointing at him/her and yelling “YOUR KIRA!!!!!!!!!!!”.
7. (Back to normal clothes) Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!!”
8. Flick pieces of paper around the class.
9. When your teacher tells 당신 to stop, 십자가, 크로스 your arms and say “your racist against paper aren’t you.”
10.Don’t do your Homework.
11. When your teacher asks 당신 why 당신 didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then smile and sit.
12. When 당신 have a sub, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name it Mr./Mrs (insert name here), 당신 stand up and say “PROVE IT!”
13.During a test, raise your hand and wait for your teacher to walk over to you. Then when they whisper, “what do 당신 need help on?” 당신 smirk and whisper “I know what 당신 did last summer” XD (A/n: gets them every time!!!!)
14. Wear your Sasuke costume to school.
15.When he/she stares at you, say “I know what your thinking, but this symbol on my back does not mean I’m a pokemon,”
16. 5 분 after saying that throw a poke ball at your teachers head and scream “ GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL!!!!!!!”
16. Accuse him/her of being Itachi Uchiha. Then give them a paranoid, bloodthirsty look.
17. (Back in normal clothes) hand 캔디 out to everyone then walk up to your teacher and say “HA! None for 당신 =P that’s payback for that F!” >D
18. Be Tardy. When your teacher asks why 당신 were late say “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears. :D
19. When turning in a paper, write this paper will self destruct in 5 초 and the bottom.
20. When 당신 leave the class bow and say “May the force be with you, young one.”
21. Show up to class (now they got to do their job XD SUCKERS!)
22. Everytime the PA comes on act surprised and scream “NO NOT THE VOICES AGAIN! MAKE THEM STOP!!!!!!”
23. Every time the morning announcements start look around the rooms ceiling and say “GOD? It that you?!?!”
24. Whisper to the person 다음 to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream “OMG GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!”
25. When its time for the pledge of allegiance, while everyone says it, yell out 랜덤 things (Pickle, pepto bismol, abortion, cow, etc.) and mess everyone up.
26. Walk into class dancing the Macarena.
27. Tell your teacher 당신 heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the teachers lounge.
28. During an exam, act like 당신 need help really badly. (wave to the teacher, say psssst a lot, jump in your seat, act like your trying to land a plane etc.)
29. When 당신 graduate, hug your teacher and say, “I’M GONNA MISS 당신 SOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
30. When you’re an adult, look up your old teacher in a phone book. Then go to their house in the middle of the night. Sneak up 의해 their bed, Give him/her a twisted and demented look and say “Heh….I’m back….MUAHAHAHA!”
31.Everytime she/he says 'who' correct her to say 'whom' even if its incorrect
32.Speak like Yoda
33.Correct her/him whenever she says 'good' instead of 'well'
34.Speak and write only in Pig Latin - claim it is your native language
35.Raise your hand and say "I totally agree" after everything your teacher says
36.Come late to class in a Spider-Man cosume, say there was "a disturbance"
37.Ask if why she asks 질문 if she "supposedly" knows the answer.
38.Tell her 당신 know shakespeare personally, and her/his interpretations are wrong
39.when the teacher turns to write on the board, throw paper 또는 rubbers at them
40.When the teacher says to “take a seat”, 당신 answer “take it where”.
41.When the teacher calls your name at roll call, 당신 answer “Absent
42.If 당신 so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.
43.Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it
44.Fold your homework into a paper airplane and fly it to the teacher’s desk. Extra points if it hits the teachers head
45.Argue with your teacher about your test grade and claim it was supposed to be one 또는 two points higher than it actually is.
46.Use crayon for important assignments
47.When possible, eat 음식 in class. Loud, crunchy food
48.Write so small on your paper that the teacher can barely read it.
49.Blurt out the 답변 to the teachers questions
50.Raise your hand. When the teacher calls on you, look innocent and say “I was just stretching”.
51.. When the teacher says “Pay attention please” reply “how much should I pay?”
52.Right after the teacher gives directions say “huh”.
i got a lot of these from jus copyinqq +& pastinqq so dont give mehh alL the credit!!
Ask everyone 당신 meet, "Hot enough for you?"
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as 당신 can.
If 당신 see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
Every time when you're about to 오리 under the water, yell, "Down periscope!"
Go swimming in a full business suit. If people notice, act like they're the weirdos.
Put sea shell to your ear and announce to first person to pass by, "It's for you!" Repeat several times.
Throw jellyfish around.
Tune radio to all-news station and blast as loud as 당신 can, then nod your head and snap your fingers like you're listening to some happenin' tunes.
Act like a sea gull.
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as 당신 can.
If 당신 see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
Every time when you're about to 오리 under the water, yell, "Down periscope!"
Go swimming in a full business suit. If people notice, act like they're the weirdos.
Put sea shell to your ear and announce to first person to pass by, "It's for you!" Repeat several times.
Throw jellyfish around.
Tune radio to all-news station and blast as loud as 당신 can, then nod your head and snap your fingers like you're listening to some happenin' tunes.
Act like a sea gull.
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
Materials:
Petroleum Jelly
Eyeshadow,body shimmer, 또는 pigments (for color)
small discardable and microwavable bowl
Discardable stirrer
lipgloss container with lids
Procedure:
1.Scoop some petroleum in the small bowl (more petroleum 더 많이 gloss!)
2.Microwave for 5 min 또는 completely melted
3.Take out the petroleum and mix in the eyeshadow keep on putting 더 많이 till 당신 reach your desired shade.
4.Mix well. Then pour in your mixture into the lipgloss container. Put in the freewer for 15-30 minutes.
Enjoy!!
Tip:to make flavored lip gloss add kool-aid instead (will stain lips).
Petroleum Jelly
Eyeshadow,body shimmer, 또는 pigments (for color)
small discardable and microwavable bowl
Discardable stirrer
lipgloss container with lids
Procedure:
1.Scoop some petroleum in the small bowl (more petroleum 더 많이 gloss!)
2.Microwave for 5 min 또는 completely melted
3.Take out the petroleum and mix in the eyeshadow keep on putting 더 많이 till 당신 reach your desired shade.
4.Mix well. Then pour in your mixture into the lipgloss container. Put in the freewer for 15-30 minutes.
Enjoy!!
Tip:to make flavored lip gloss add kool-aid instead (will stain lips).
Okay, so I was sitting on the 침상, 소파 last night watching some rubbish 텔레비전 show and texting my boyfriend Liam. Anyway I think he'd had too much sugar that night cause he was all like 'I feel special when I wear my 무지개, 레인 보우 colored raincoat' and stuff. So then he text and was like 'I 사랑 당신 soooooo much' and so I was like 'I 사랑 당신 more' and he was like 'NO!' and I was like Yes! and he was like 'No cause... cause... cause well I'm getting 당신 a birthday present! And so I'm like 'I'm getting 당신 one first' (cause his birthday is before mine) and then like ten 분 later he's like damn. And so I'm like 'I win'.
THE END
THE END
A little motavational poem I found link. Enjoy. ;P
At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
___At age 12, success is...having friends.
____At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
________At age 35, success is...having money.
________At age 50, success is...having money.
_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.
At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
___At age 12, success is...having friends.
____At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
________At age 35, success is...having money.
________At age 50, success is...having money.
_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.
I don't care who you are, it still looks like a Nazi salute to me.
The European Union recently expanded to include a total of 25 member states. Some people are concerned,however,that problems will arise with anemployment,and that high influx of immigrants from the former Eastern block countries will cause difficulties for the the other member states. What are the positive and negative consequences of including former Eastern block countries in the EU? Which do 당신 think are greater,the advantages 또는 disadvantages,for the newly expanded,25-member EU?
^^PLEASE someone help me :'(
^^PLEASE someone help me :'(
THE BOYFRIEND GUIDE
1) She walks away from 당신 mad *follow her*
2) She stares at your lips *kiss her*
3) When she pushes 당신 또는 hits 당신 *grab her and don't let go*
4) When she brushes your hand *grab hers*
5) If she's cold *give her your jacket...or hold her*
6) If she don't talk to 당신 first *go talk to her*
7) When she goes to her 프렌즈 house *prank call her*
THE GIRLFRIEND GUIDE
1) If he pokes 당신 *get closer*
2) If he want's a guys night out *don't complain*
3) If he doesn't text back *don't jump to conclusions*
4) If he doesn't say anything *don't think he doesn't care*
5) If he's ticklish *he's a keeper*
6) If he lets 당신 wear his clothing *he likes 당신 in his stuff*
7) If 당신 are tired of waiting for him to make the first 옮기기 *make it yourself*
1) She walks away from 당신 mad *follow her*
2) She stares at your lips *kiss her*
3) When she pushes 당신 또는 hits 당신 *grab her and don't let go*
4) When she brushes your hand *grab hers*
5) If she's cold *give her your jacket...or hold her*
6) If she don't talk to 당신 first *go talk to her*
7) When she goes to her 프렌즈 house *prank call her*
THE GIRLFRIEND GUIDE
1) If he pokes 당신 *get closer*
2) If he want's a guys night out *don't complain*
3) If he doesn't text back *don't jump to conclusions*
4) If he doesn't say anything *don't think he doesn't care*
5) If he's ticklish *he's a keeper*
6) If he lets 당신 wear his clothing *he likes 당신 in his stuff*
7) If 당신 are tired of waiting for him to make the first 옮기기 *make it yourself*
