1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as 당신 walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)
2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.
3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.
4. If your teacher starts blowing up at 당신 for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”
5. Dress up like 엘 (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.
6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t 당신 wearing shoes” 당신 reply 의해 standing on the table, pointing at him/her and yelling “YOUR KIRA!!!!!!!!!!!”.
7. (Back to normal clothes) Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!!”
8. Flick pieces of paper around the class.
9. When your teacher tells 당신 to stop, 십자가, 크로스 your arms and say “your racist against paper aren’t you.”
10.Don’t do your Homework.
11. When your teacher asks 당신 why 당신 didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then smile and sit.
12. When 당신 have a sub, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name it Mr./Mrs (insert name here), 당신 stand up and say “PROVE IT!”
13.During a test, raise your hand and wait for your teacher to walk over to you. Then when they whisper, “what do 당신 need help on?” 당신 smirk and whisper “I know what 당신 did last summer” XD (A/n: gets them every time!!!!)
14. Wear your Sasuke costume to school.
15.When he/she stares at you, say “I know what your thinking, but this symbol on my back does not mean I’m a pokemon,”
16. 5 분 after saying that throw a poke ball at your teachers head and scream “ GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL!!!!!!!”
16. Accuse him/her of being Itachi Uchiha. Then give them a paranoid, bloodthirsty look.
17. (Back in normal clothes) hand 캔디 out to everyone then walk up to your teacher and say “HA! None for 당신 =P that’s payback for that F!” >D
18. Be Tardy. When your teacher asks why 당신 were late say “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears. :D
19. When turning in a paper, write this paper will self destruct in 5 초 and the bottom.
20. When 당신 leave the class bow and say “May the force be with you, young one.”
21. Show up to class (now they got to do their job XD SUCKERS!)
22. Everytime the PA comes on act surprised and scream “NO NOT THE VOICES AGAIN! MAKE THEM STOP!!!!!!”
23. Every time the morning announcements start look around the rooms ceiling and say “GOD? It that you?!?!”
24. Whisper to the person 다음 to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream “OMG GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!”
25. When its time for the pledge of allegiance, while everyone says it, yell out 랜덤 things (Pickle, pepto bismol, abortion, cow, etc.) and mess everyone up.
26. Walk into class dancing the Macarena.
27. Tell your teacher 당신 heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the teachers lounge.
28. During an exam, act like 당신 need help really badly. (wave to the teacher, say psssst a lot, jump in your seat, act like your trying to land a plane etc.)
29. When 당신 graduate, hug your teacher and say, “I’M GONNA MISS 당신 SOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
30. When you’re an adult, look up your old teacher in a phone book. Then go to their house in the middle of the night. Sneak up 의해 their bed, Give him/her a twisted and demented look and say “Heh….I’m back….MUAHAHAHA!”
31.Everytime she/he says 'who' correct her to say 'whom' even if its incorrect
32.Speak like Yoda
33.Correct her/him whenever she says 'good' instead of 'well'
34.Speak and write only in Pig Latin - claim it is your native language
35.Raise your hand and say "I totally agree" after everything your teacher says
36.Come late to class in a Spider-Man cosume, say there was "a disturbance"
37.Ask if why she asks 질문 if she "supposedly" knows the answer.
38.Tell her 당신 know shakespeare personally, and her/his interpretations are wrong
39.when the teacher turns to write on the board, throw paper 또는 rubbers at them
40.When the teacher says to “take a seat”, 당신 answer “take it where”.
41.When the teacher calls your name at roll call, 당신 answer “Absent
42.If 당신 so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.
43.Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it
44.Fold your homework into a paper airplane and fly it to the teacher’s desk. Extra points if it hits the teachers head
45.Argue with your teacher about your test grade and claim it was supposed to be one 또는 two points higher than it actually is.
46.Use crayon for important assignments
47.When possible, eat 음식 in class. Loud, crunchy food
48.Write so small on your paper that the teacher can barely read it.
49.Blurt out the 답변 to the teachers questions
50.Raise your hand. When the teacher calls on you, look innocent and say “I was just stretching”.
51.. When the teacher says “Pay attention please” reply “how much should I pay?”
52.Right after the teacher gives directions say “huh”.
i got a lot of these from jus copyinqq +& pastinqq so dont give mehh alL the credit!!
2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.
3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.
4. If your teacher starts blowing up at 당신 for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”
5. Dress up like 엘 (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.
6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t 당신 wearing shoes” 당신 reply 의해 standing on the table, pointing at him/her and yelling “YOUR KIRA!!!!!!!!!!!”.
7. (Back to normal clothes) Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!!”
8. Flick pieces of paper around the class.
9. When your teacher tells 당신 to stop, 십자가, 크로스 your arms and say “your racist against paper aren’t you.”
10.Don’t do your Homework.
11. When your teacher asks 당신 why 당신 didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then smile and sit.
12. When 당신 have a sub, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name it Mr./Mrs (insert name here), 당신 stand up and say “PROVE IT!”
13.During a test, raise your hand and wait for your teacher to walk over to you. Then when they whisper, “what do 당신 need help on?” 당신 smirk and whisper “I know what 당신 did last summer” XD (A/n: gets them every time!!!!)
14. Wear your Sasuke costume to school.
15.When he/she stares at you, say “I know what your thinking, but this symbol on my back does not mean I’m a pokemon,”
16. 5 분 after saying that throw a poke ball at your teachers head and scream “ GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL!!!!!!!”
16. Accuse him/her of being Itachi Uchiha. Then give them a paranoid, bloodthirsty look.
17. (Back in normal clothes) hand 캔디 out to everyone then walk up to your teacher and say “HA! None for 당신 =P that’s payback for that F!” >D
18. Be Tardy. When your teacher asks why 당신 were late say “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears. :D
19. When turning in a paper, write this paper will self destruct in 5 초 and the bottom.
20. When 당신 leave the class bow and say “May the force be with you, young one.”
21. Show up to class (now they got to do their job XD SUCKERS!)
22. Everytime the PA comes on act surprised and scream “NO NOT THE VOICES AGAIN! MAKE THEM STOP!!!!!!”
23. Every time the morning announcements start look around the rooms ceiling and say “GOD? It that you?!?!”
24. Whisper to the person 다음 to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream “OMG GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!”
25. When its time for the pledge of allegiance, while everyone says it, yell out 랜덤 things (Pickle, pepto bismol, abortion, cow, etc.) and mess everyone up.
26. Walk into class dancing the Macarena.
27. Tell your teacher 당신 heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the teachers lounge.
28. During an exam, act like 당신 need help really badly. (wave to the teacher, say psssst a lot, jump in your seat, act like your trying to land a plane etc.)
29. When 당신 graduate, hug your teacher and say, “I’M GONNA MISS 당신 SOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
30. When you’re an adult, look up your old teacher in a phone book. Then go to their house in the middle of the night. Sneak up 의해 their bed, Give him/her a twisted and demented look and say “Heh….I’m back….MUAHAHAHA!”
31.Everytime she/he says 'who' correct her to say 'whom' even if its incorrect
32.Speak like Yoda
33.Correct her/him whenever she says 'good' instead of 'well'
34.Speak and write only in Pig Latin - claim it is your native language
35.Raise your hand and say "I totally agree" after everything your teacher says
36.Come late to class in a Spider-Man cosume, say there was "a disturbance"
37.Ask if why she asks 질문 if she "supposedly" knows the answer.
38.Tell her 당신 know shakespeare personally, and her/his interpretations are wrong
39.when the teacher turns to write on the board, throw paper 또는 rubbers at them
40.When the teacher says to “take a seat”, 당신 answer “take it where”.
41.When the teacher calls your name at roll call, 당신 answer “Absent
42.If 당신 so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.
43.Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it
44.Fold your homework into a paper airplane and fly it to the teacher’s desk. Extra points if it hits the teachers head
45.Argue with your teacher about your test grade and claim it was supposed to be one 또는 two points higher than it actually is.
46.Use crayon for important assignments
47.When possible, eat 음식 in class. Loud, crunchy food
48.Write so small on your paper that the teacher can barely read it.
49.Blurt out the 답변 to the teachers questions
50.Raise your hand. When the teacher calls on you, look innocent and say “I was just stretching”.
51.. When the teacher says “Pay attention please” reply “how much should I pay?”
52.Right after the teacher gives directions say “huh”.
i got a lot of these from jus copyinqq +& pastinqq so dont give mehh alL the credit!!
DONT be anything like dudelol17 or BadBoy83 (Is that their names?!)
1. TaLk L1k3 Th15 && D@nT 5t0p :)
2. Txt Talk
3. Keep disagreeing with them
4. 신고 everything and 코멘트 'Ommmmm!'
5. Take Over Peoples Walls (Hehe darkwave)
6. On a club say 당신 hate it.
Eg. Justin Biebers Wall:
Just Biebers Gay and I hate him!!!
7. Troll people
8. Say 'I dont care' 또는 'You're so annoying' 또는 'No' on a 벽 post. (Just be rude)
WARNING: I wouldn't do this to the following fanpoppers: Someone_Save_Me Me_Iz_Here Heartisalone Springely BlindBandit92 Mario-watsit :) They really wont take it good...
Gaara
Neji Hyuga
시카마루 Nara
Death the kid
Duke Devlin
Zelgadis Greywords
Valgaav
South Italy
North Italy
Germany
Japan
Spain
Near/Nate River
L
Tsubasa otori
Shun kazami
Kiba inuzuka
Claus von herson
Kaoru Hitachiin
Hikaru Hitachiin
Deidara
Itachi Uchiha
Izumo and Kotetsu
Toushiro Hitsugaya
Hatsuharu Sohma
Kyo Sohma
Shigure Sohma
Leader summa/pein
Hidan
Yugi
Soul Evans
Ikuto Tsukiyomi
Envy
Wrath
(there are 더 많이 but i cant be stuffed naming them um 코멘트 if i have missed any male 아니메 dudes 당신 like and i will add them i will do a girls one soon)
Im sorry if 당신 dont like me Im sorry if 당신 think I suck but most of all Im sorry, I dont give a fuck
Worry about your character and not your reputation, because your character is who 당신 are, and your reputation is only what people think of you.
I think Ive finally come to the point in my life where Im happy with myself and know that I dont have to change 또는 be a certain way for people to like me anymore. Im just fine and if someone doesnt think I am, screw them.
If 당신 don't like my words, don't listen. If 당신 don't like my appearance, don't look. If 당신 don't like my actions, turn your head; It's as simple as that.
Although Ive been hurt I still remain strong. 당신 think I have regrets? Well, youre wrong.
Worry about your character and not your reputation, because your character is who 당신 are, and your reputation is only what people think of you.
I think Ive finally come to the point in my life where Im happy with myself and know that I dont have to change 또는 be a certain way for people to like me anymore. Im just fine and if someone doesnt think I am, screw them.
If 당신 don't like my words, don't listen. If 당신 don't like my appearance, don't look. If 당신 don't like my actions, turn your head; It's as simple as that.
Although Ive been hurt I still remain strong. 당신 think I have regrets? Well, youre wrong.
Note; This song is based off of My Little Pony; Friendship is Magic's very own Pinkie Pie's song, 'Giggle at the Ghostie'.
Come on, Fanpop, don't 당신 see!
When I was a little silly and the trolls would bring me down!
Their malice and their hatred was starting to make me frown!
I'd cry in my own bedroom, from what I thought I read! But this shouldn't be the reason that I should end up dead!
They say, "Phoenix, 당신 gotta stand up tall, and deal with these dumb fags! They're just idiots who try to be a dirtbag!"
'Teehee' at the Troll!
Do a barrel roll!
Slap the swearing jerks!
Always have your perks!
Ignore the idiot!
신고 the hypocrite!
And tell that stupid jerk to leave 당신 alone
And GTFO off the computer because if they don't they got another thing coming for them and TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLL!
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan them!
Now don't let those trolls get to you. Kick their asses and get them off of 팬팝 and ze internetz. :3
Come on, Fanpop, don't 당신 see!
When I was a little silly and the trolls would bring me down!
Their malice and their hatred was starting to make me frown!
I'd cry in my own bedroom, from what I thought I read! But this shouldn't be the reason that I should end up dead!
They say, "Phoenix, 당신 gotta stand up tall, and deal with these dumb fags! They're just idiots who try to be a dirtbag!"
'Teehee' at the Troll!
Do a barrel roll!
Slap the swearing jerks!
Always have your perks!
Ignore the idiot!
신고 the hypocrite!
And tell that stupid jerk to leave 당신 alone
And GTFO off the computer because if they don't they got another thing coming for them and TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLL!
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan them!
Now don't let those trolls get to you. Kick their asses and get them off of 팬팝 and ze internetz. :3
1) Lean over them when there asleep and sing a lullaby really loud and out of tune.
2) Every five 분 yell "The aliens are coming!"
3) Choose a specifice piece of cutlery (eg. a fork) and stare accusingly at that item every time 당신 see it.
4) Buy face paints and paint their face when there asleep. Try doing something the person is afriad of. (eg. clown, zombie)
5) Announce that 당신 are actually a secret agent, spying on somone who lives in your house.
6) Call your house number and announce that 당신 are going on strike. If they ask for a reason, hang up. Caution: Make sure 당신 dont get a wrong number!!
7) Put ice cubes in everyone's warm drink.
8) Every time they speak interrupt them with "Curiosity killed the cat."
9) Set alarms on your mobile/cell phone that go off every 10 minutes.
2) Every five 분 yell "The aliens are coming!"
3) Choose a specifice piece of cutlery (eg. a fork) and stare accusingly at that item every time 당신 see it.
4) Buy face paints and paint their face when there asleep. Try doing something the person is afriad of. (eg. clown, zombie)
5) Announce that 당신 are actually a secret agent, spying on somone who lives in your house.
6) Call your house number and announce that 당신 are going on strike. If they ask for a reason, hang up. Caution: Make sure 당신 dont get a wrong number!!
7) Put ice cubes in everyone's warm drink.
8) Every time they speak interrupt them with "Curiosity killed the cat."
9) Set alarms on your mobile/cell phone that go off every 10 minutes.
1.You abuse our 사랑 당신 lose it.
2.When we find the right guy we 사랑 him and NEVER want to lose him.
3.Our 사랑 is a privlige NOT a right.
4.Our hearts are delicate items, so when we do give them to the guy we 사랑 be careful with it.
5.Drinking will NOT impress us in any way shape 또는 form.
6.Guys 당신 should respect our feelings.
7.In our relationship with 당신 (the guy) We have dominance to.
8.We're as good at listening as we are at talking.
9.When it comes to the guy we truly 사랑 we will devote A LOT of our time to only you.
10.When 당신 (the guy we love) break our hearts, you've pretty much killed us until we heal.
2.When we find the right guy we 사랑 him and NEVER want to lose him.
3.Our 사랑 is a privlige NOT a right.
4.Our hearts are delicate items, so when we do give them to the guy we 사랑 be careful with it.
5.Drinking will NOT impress us in any way shape 또는 form.
6.Guys 당신 should respect our feelings.
7.In our relationship with 당신 (the guy) We have dominance to.
8.We're as good at listening as we are at talking.
9.When it comes to the guy we truly 사랑 we will devote A LOT of our time to only you.
10.When 당신 (the guy we love) break our hearts, you've pretty much killed us until we heal.
Just 읽기 some of the 터미네이터 인용구 through again... and actually found a hint on what happened between Arnold and the maid. Enjoy my version!
Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash 일 tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.
I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. 당신 might get annoyed 의해 it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.
Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash 일 tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.
I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. 당신 might get annoyed 의해 it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.
