1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys 사랑 flirts.
3. A guy can like 당신 for a minute, and then forget 당신 afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are 당신 doing something?" 또는 "Have 당신 eaten already?" are the first usual 질문 a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all 일 but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.
8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.
10. Guys hate it when 당신 talk about your ex-boyfriend.
11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.
12. Guys want to tell 당신 many things but they can't. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell 당신 many things and it is drinking!
13. Guys cry!!!!!!!!
14. Don't provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
17. When 당신 touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.
18. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what 당신 are thinking.
19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.
20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
21. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" 또는 makes any excuses when you're asking him to do 당신 a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like 당신 and he can't lay down the card for you.
22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."
23. 당신 have to tell a guy what 당신 really want before he gets the message clearly.
24. Guys hate gays!
25. Guys 사랑 their moms.
26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get 당신 a couple of roses.
27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.
28. 당신 can never understand him unless 당신 listen to him.
29. If a guy tells 당신 he loves 당신 once in a lifetime. He does.
30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
31. Like Eve, girls are guys EUR™ weaknesses.
32. Guys are very open about themselves.
33. It's good to test a guy first before 당신 believe him. But don't let him wait that long.
34. No guy is bad when he is courting.
35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty.
37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with 당신 may end up being admired 의해 your boyfriend.
38. If a guy tells 당신 about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. 당신 don't need to give advice.
39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes 당신 is when he teases you.
40. A guy finds ways to keep 당신 off from linking with someone else.
41. Guys 사랑 girls with brains 더 많이 than girls in miniskirts.
42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.
43. Guys virtually brag about anything.
44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
45. Guys think too much.
46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.
47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does!
48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!
49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.
50. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they've been together for 3 years 또는 more.
51. 당신 have to tell a guy what 당신 really want before getting involved with that guy.
52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in 사랑 and hurt, he won't be matured and grow up.
53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot 더 많이 than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
55. Guys are 호랑이 in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.
56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.
57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
58. When a guy asks 당신 to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
59. Guys don't really have final decisions.
60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.
62. If a guy has been kept shut 또는 silent, say something.
63. Guys believe that there's no such thing as 사랑 at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.
64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
65. Guys don't like girls who 펀치 harder than they do.
66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.
68. Guys 사랑 girls who can cook 또는 bake.
69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!
70. A guy has 더 많이 problems than 당신 can see with your naked eyes.
71. A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.
72. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.
73. Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you'll be surprised.
74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do 더 많이 repelling than attracting guys.
75. Guys are 더 많이 talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.
76. Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well.
77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still 사랑 them more.
78. When a guy gives a crooked 또는 pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
79. Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.
80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they'll realize they're wrong.
81. Any guy can handle his problems all 의해 his own. He's just too stubborn to deal with it.
82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
83. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.
84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.
85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.
86. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed of 당신 또는 he's criticizing you.
87. When 당신 catch him cheating on 당신 and he asks for a 초 chance, give it to him. But when 당신 catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.
88. If a guy lets 당신 go, he really loves you.
89. If 당신 have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at 당신 and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you're with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves 당신 더 많이 than your boyfriend does.
90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance 책 that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
91. 당신 can tell if a guy is really hurt 또는 in pain when he cries in front of you!
92. If a guy suddenly asks 당신 for a date, ask him first why.
93. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters 당신 and sometimes makes fun of you.
94. 당신 can truly say that a guy has good intentions if 당신 see him praying sometimes.
95. Guys seek for 조언 not from a guy but from a girl.
96. Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their hair!
97. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.
98. Guys hate girls who overreact.
99. Guys 사랑 당신 더 많이 than 당신 사랑 them if they are serious in your relationships.
2. Guys 사랑 flirts.
3. A guy can like 당신 for a minute, and then forget 당신 afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are 당신 doing something?" 또는 "Have 당신 eaten already?" are the first usual 질문 a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all 일 but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.
8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.
10. Guys hate it when 당신 talk about your ex-boyfriend.
11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.
12. Guys want to tell 당신 many things but they can't. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell 당신 many things and it is drinking!
13. Guys cry!!!!!!!!
14. Don't provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
17. When 당신 touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.
18. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what 당신 are thinking.
19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.
20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
21. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" 또는 makes any excuses when you're asking him to do 당신 a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like 당신 and he can't lay down the card for you.
22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."
23. 당신 have to tell a guy what 당신 really want before he gets the message clearly.
24. Guys hate gays!
25. Guys 사랑 their moms.
26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get 당신 a couple of roses.
27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.
28. 당신 can never understand him unless 당신 listen to him.
29. If a guy tells 당신 he loves 당신 once in a lifetime. He does.
30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
31. Like Eve, girls are guys EUR™ weaknesses.
32. Guys are very open about themselves.
33. It's good to test a guy first before 당신 believe him. But don't let him wait that long.
34. No guy is bad when he is courting.
35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty.
37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with 당신 may end up being admired 의해 your boyfriend.
38. If a guy tells 당신 about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. 당신 don't need to give advice.
39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes 당신 is when he teases you.
40. A guy finds ways to keep 당신 off from linking with someone else.
41. Guys 사랑 girls with brains 더 많이 than girls in miniskirts.
42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.
43. Guys virtually brag about anything.
44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
45. Guys think too much.
46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.
47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does!
48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!
49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.
50. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they've been together for 3 years 또는 more.
51. 당신 have to tell a guy what 당신 really want before getting involved with that guy.
52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in 사랑 and hurt, he won't be matured and grow up.
53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot 더 많이 than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
55. Guys are 호랑이 in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.
56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.
57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
58. When a guy asks 당신 to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
59. Guys don't really have final decisions.
60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.
62. If a guy has been kept shut 또는 silent, say something.
63. Guys believe that there's no such thing as 사랑 at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.
64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
65. Guys don't like girls who 펀치 harder than they do.
66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.
68. Guys 사랑 girls who can cook 또는 bake.
69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!
70. A guy has 더 많이 problems than 당신 can see with your naked eyes.
71. A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.
72. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.
73. Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you'll be surprised.
74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do 더 많이 repelling than attracting guys.
75. Guys are 더 많이 talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.
76. Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well.
77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still 사랑 them more.
78. When a guy gives a crooked 또는 pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
79. Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.
80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they'll realize they're wrong.
81. Any guy can handle his problems all 의해 his own. He's just too stubborn to deal with it.
82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
83. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.
84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.
85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.
86. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed of 당신 또는 he's criticizing you.
87. When 당신 catch him cheating on 당신 and he asks for a 초 chance, give it to him. But when 당신 catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.
88. If a guy lets 당신 go, he really loves you.
89. If 당신 have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at 당신 and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you're with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves 당신 더 많이 than your boyfriend does.
90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance 책 that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
91. 당신 can tell if a guy is really hurt 또는 in pain when he cries in front of you!
92. If a guy suddenly asks 당신 for a date, ask him first why.
93. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters 당신 and sometimes makes fun of you.
94. 당신 can truly say that a guy has good intentions if 당신 see him praying sometimes.
95. Guys seek for 조언 not from a guy but from a girl.
96. Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their hair!
97. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.
98. Guys hate girls who overreact.
99. Guys 사랑 당신 더 많이 than 당신 사랑 them if they are serious in your relationships.
when that 앤젤 sits on my shoulder
whispers into my 심장
a peace , a harmony
a bliss feeling of out of control
the 앤젤 appears to 당신 in form of desire
당신 float along with the force of ...
woooooooooooooooo
당신 jump about
cos 당신 cant sit down
the power of jolly drunk without the drink
the power to make others happy
this 앤젤 with her good intensions
will make 당신 fly
the 앤젤 will make 당신 cry
the 앤젤 will make 당신 feel how others feel
so 당신 can empathise
and be ver wise in emotionial terms
theres an internal war
between the 앤젤 and the death
they fight feroususly
but they dont even relise
they have both already 로스트
whispers into my 심장
a peace , a harmony
a bliss feeling of out of control
the 앤젤 appears to 당신 in form of desire
당신 float along with the force of ...
woooooooooooooooo
당신 jump about
cos 당신 cant sit down
the power of jolly drunk without the drink
the power to make others happy
this 앤젤 with her good intensions
will make 당신 fly
the 앤젤 will make 당신 cry
the 앤젤 will make 당신 feel how others feel
so 당신 can empathise
and be ver wise in emotionial terms
theres an internal war
between the 앤젤 and the death
they fight feroususly
but they dont even relise
they have both already 로스트
"I promise my dear that i will tell no one of what 당신 will tell me today " said the man .
"Alright but 당신 will not like what i tell 당신 .' 'I do not know where to begin ."
"Just start with your name I am willing to listen " said the man " i am doctor after all."
"ok , my name is Melody Willgrove and i am a werewolf "
alright if 당신 want hear 더 많이 . tell me because that was just a prologue .sorry if it bored u
LOVE them :D
A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps 다음 to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy 당신 another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This 일 is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in 침대 with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, 당신 show up and drink my poison."
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps 다음 to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy 당신 another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This 일 is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in 침대 with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, 당신 show up and drink my poison."
Step 1: Form crush
Step 2: Stalk crush on Facebook
Step 3: Talk to 프렌즈 about crush
Step 4: Talk to family about crush
Step 5: Talk to Internet people about crush
Step 6: Obsess over crush on blog
Step 7: Dream about crush
Step 8: Doodle crush's name on books
Step 9: Fall in 사랑 with crush
Step 10: Imagine having 아기 with crush
Step 11: Form an unhealthy obsession with what crush does every day
Step 12: Cry at night because of crush
Step 13: Imagine flirting with crush
Step 14: Dress to impress crush
Step 15: Become depressed because crush does not notice
Step 16: Hate any girl that talks to crush
Step 17: Stalk crush on Twitter
Step 18: Learn crush's favourite color, animal, activity, etc
Step 19: Send anonymous packages to crush's house
Step 20: Never ask crush out
The End.
Step 2: Stalk crush on Facebook
Step 3: Talk to 프렌즈 about crush
Step 4: Talk to family about crush
Step 5: Talk to Internet people about crush
Step 6: Obsess over crush on blog
Step 7: Dream about crush
Step 8: Doodle crush's name on books
Step 9: Fall in 사랑 with crush
Step 10: Imagine having 아기 with crush
Step 11: Form an unhealthy obsession with what crush does every day
Step 12: Cry at night because of crush
Step 13: Imagine flirting with crush
Step 14: Dress to impress crush
Step 15: Become depressed because crush does not notice
Step 16: Hate any girl that talks to crush
Step 17: Stalk crush on Twitter
Step 18: Learn crush's favourite color, animal, activity, etc
Step 19: Send anonymous packages to crush's house
Step 20: Never ask crush out
The End.
I made this list before, but I guess I deleted it. Not sure why.. But it gives me an excuse to do again.. I hope I can do it better too..
10: NORMAN BATES:
Only reason he's last is because I never watched the movies, I don't know the francise. But come on, it's Psycho, of coarse it goes on the list. To the meme'd to hell violin, to the famish twist he was a crossdresser with 스플릿, 분할 personality. This movie is a icon, it's been studied and talked about to death..
9: VALEK:
While he's no Pazuzu (but who is), Valek is in my opinion the best...
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10: NORMAN BATES:
"We all go a little mad sometimes."
Only reason he's last is because I never watched the movies, I don't know the francise. But come on, it's Psycho, of coarse it goes on the list. To the meme'd to hell violin, to the famish twist he was a crossdresser with 스플릿, 분할 personality. This movie is a icon, it's been studied and talked about to death..
9: VALEK:
While he's no Pazuzu (but who is), Valek is in my opinion the best...
