1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys 사랑 flirts.
3. A guy can like 당신 for a minute, and then forget 당신 afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are 당신 doing something?" 또는 "Have 당신 eaten already?" are the first usual 질문 a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all 일 but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.
8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.
10. Guys hate it when 당신 talk about your ex-boyfriend.
11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.
12. Guys want to tell 당신 many things but they can't. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell 당신 many things and it is drinking!
13. Guys cry!!!!!!!!
14. Don't provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
17. When 당신 touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.
18. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what 당신 are thinking.
19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.
20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
21. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" 또는 makes any excuses when you're asking him to do 당신 a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like 당신 and he can't lay down the card for you.
22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."
23. 당신 have to tell a guy what 당신 really want before he gets the message clearly.
24. Guys hate gays!
25. Guys 사랑 their moms.
26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get 당신 a couple of roses.
27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.
28. 당신 can never understand him unless 당신 listen to him.
29. If a guy tells 당신 he loves 당신 once in a lifetime. He does.
30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
31. Like Eve, girls are guys EUR™ weaknesses.
32. Guys are very open about themselves.
33. It's good to test a guy first before 당신 believe him. But don't let him wait that long.
34. No guy is bad when he is courting.
35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty.
37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with 당신 may end up being admired 의해 your boyfriend.
38. If a guy tells 당신 about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. 당신 don't need to give advice.
39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes 당신 is when he teases you.
40. A guy finds ways to keep 당신 off from linking with someone else.
41. Guys 사랑 girls with brains 더 많이 than girls in miniskirts.
42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.
43. Guys virtually brag about anything.
44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
45. Guys think too much.
46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.
47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does!
48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!
49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.
50. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they've been together for 3 years 또는 more.
51. 당신 have to tell a guy what 당신 really want before getting involved with that guy.
52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in 사랑 and hurt, he won't be matured and grow up.
53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot 더 많이 than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
55. Guys are 호랑이 in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.
56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.
57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
58. When a guy asks 당신 to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
59. Guys don't really have final decisions.
60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.
62. If a guy has been kept shut 또는 silent, say something.
63. Guys believe that there's no such thing as 사랑 at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.
64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
65. Guys don't like girls who 펀치 harder than they do.
66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.
68. Guys 사랑 girls who can cook 또는 bake.
69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!
70. A guy has 더 많이 problems than 당신 can see with your naked eyes.
71. A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.
72. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.
73. Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you'll be surprised.
74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do 더 많이 repelling than attracting guys.
75. Guys are 더 많이 talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.
76. Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well.
77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still 사랑 them more.
78. When a guy gives a crooked 또는 pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
79. Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.
80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they'll realize they're wrong.
81. Any guy can handle his problems all 의해 his own. He's just too stubborn to deal with it.
82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
83. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.
84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.
85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.
86. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed of 당신 또는 he's criticizing you.
87. When 당신 catch him cheating on 당신 and he asks for a 초 chance, give it to him. But when 당신 catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.
88. If a guy lets 당신 go, he really loves you.
89. If 당신 have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at 당신 and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you're with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves 당신 더 많이 than your boyfriend does.
90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance 책 that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
91. 당신 can tell if a guy is really hurt 또는 in pain when he cries in front of you!
92. If a guy suddenly asks 당신 for a date, ask him first why.
93. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters 당신 and sometimes makes fun of you.
94. 당신 can truly say that a guy has good intentions if 당신 see him praying sometimes.
95. Guys seek for 조언 not from a guy but from a girl.
96. Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their hair!
97. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.
98. Guys hate girls who overreact.
99. Guys 사랑 당신 더 많이 than 당신 사랑 them if they are serious in your relationships.
2. Guys 사랑 flirts.
3. A guy can like 당신 for a minute, and then forget 당신 afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are 당신 doing something?" 또는 "Have 당신 eaten already?" are the first usual 질문 a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all 일 but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.
8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.
10. Guys hate it when 당신 talk about your ex-boyfriend.
11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.
12. Guys want to tell 당신 many things but they can't. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell 당신 many things and it is drinking!
13. Guys cry!!!!!!!!
14. Don't provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
17. When 당신 touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.
18. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what 당신 are thinking.
19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.
20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
21. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" 또는 makes any excuses when you're asking him to do 당신 a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like 당신 and he can't lay down the card for you.
22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."
23. 당신 have to tell a guy what 당신 really want before he gets the message clearly.
24. Guys hate gays!
25. Guys 사랑 their moms.
26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get 당신 a couple of roses.
27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.
28. 당신 can never understand him unless 당신 listen to him.
29. If a guy tells 당신 he loves 당신 once in a lifetime. He does.
30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
31. Like Eve, girls are guys EUR™ weaknesses.
32. Guys are very open about themselves.
33. It's good to test a guy first before 당신 believe him. But don't let him wait that long.
34. No guy is bad when he is courting.
35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty.
37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with 당신 may end up being admired 의해 your boyfriend.
38. If a guy tells 당신 about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. 당신 don't need to give advice.
39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes 당신 is when he teases you.
40. A guy finds ways to keep 당신 off from linking with someone else.
41. Guys 사랑 girls with brains 더 많이 than girls in miniskirts.
42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.
43. Guys virtually brag about anything.
44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
45. Guys think too much.
46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.
47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does!
48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!
49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.
50. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they've been together for 3 years 또는 more.
51. 당신 have to tell a guy what 당신 really want before getting involved with that guy.
52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in 사랑 and hurt, he won't be matured and grow up.
53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot 더 많이 than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
55. Guys are 호랑이 in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.
56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.
57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
58. When a guy asks 당신 to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
59. Guys don't really have final decisions.
60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.
62. If a guy has been kept shut 또는 silent, say something.
63. Guys believe that there's no such thing as 사랑 at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.
64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
65. Guys don't like girls who 펀치 harder than they do.
66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.
68. Guys 사랑 girls who can cook 또는 bake.
69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!
70. A guy has 더 많이 problems than 당신 can see with your naked eyes.
71. A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.
72. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.
73. Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you'll be surprised.
74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do 더 많이 repelling than attracting guys.
75. Guys are 더 많이 talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.
76. Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well.
77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still 사랑 them more.
78. When a guy gives a crooked 또는 pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
79. Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.
80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they'll realize they're wrong.
81. Any guy can handle his problems all 의해 his own. He's just too stubborn to deal with it.
82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
83. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.
84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.
85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.
86. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed of 당신 또는 he's criticizing you.
87. When 당신 catch him cheating on 당신 and he asks for a 초 chance, give it to him. But when 당신 catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.
88. If a guy lets 당신 go, he really loves you.
89. If 당신 have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at 당신 and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you're with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves 당신 더 많이 than your boyfriend does.
90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance 책 that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
91. 당신 can tell if a guy is really hurt 또는 in pain when he cries in front of you!
92. If a guy suddenly asks 당신 for a date, ask him first why.
93. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters 당신 and sometimes makes fun of you.
94. 당신 can truly say that a guy has good intentions if 당신 see him praying sometimes.
95. Guys seek for 조언 not from a guy but from a girl.
96. Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their hair!
97. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.
98. Guys hate girls who overreact.
99. Guys 사랑 당신 더 많이 than 당신 사랑 them if they are serious in your relationships.
There's a place in my mind
No one knows where it hides
And my 판타지 is flying
It's a 성 in the sky
It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law
Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with 용 now you'll fight
And my fancy is flying
It's a 성 in the sky
또는 there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air
Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
판타지 is not a crime
Find your 성 in the sky
You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts
You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads 당신 to the moon 'cause..."
No one knows where it hides
And my 판타지 is flying
It's a 성 in the sky
It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law
Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with 용 now you'll fight
And my fancy is flying
It's a 성 in the sky
또는 there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air
Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
판타지 is not a crime
Find your 성 in the sky
You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts
You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads 당신 to the moon 'cause..."
CAALLIIOOPPEE CHHAANNEELL!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's me your host Invader Calliope ^^
Can 당신 believe were already on our ninth episode!
TIME SURE FLIES!Welcome to another happy episode of Calliope Channel! Well today were gonna bring another character out! And it's.....Lardnard!
Invader Calliope:SO COME OUT!
Lardnard:Oh *falls*
Invader Calliope:You sound like some nerdy turtle.
Lardnard:Well umm i'm here.
Invader Calliope:FINALLY THINGS ARE PICKING UP AROUND HERE!
Lardnard:Yeah!
Invader Calliope:Yeah.That's how 당신 respond.
Lardnard:Umm is there a problem.
Invader Calliope:Ohhh nothing! Oh NO WERE OUTTA TIME BYE ME!
The End!
It's me your host Invader Calliope ^^
Can 당신 believe were already on our ninth episode!
TIME SURE FLIES!Welcome to another happy episode of Calliope Channel! Well today were gonna bring another character out! And it's.....Lardnard!
Invader Calliope:SO COME OUT!
Lardnard:Oh *falls*
Invader Calliope:You sound like some nerdy turtle.
Lardnard:Well umm i'm here.
Invader Calliope:FINALLY THINGS ARE PICKING UP AROUND HERE!
Lardnard:Yeah!
Invader Calliope:Yeah.That's how 당신 respond.
Lardnard:Umm is there a problem.
Invader Calliope:Ohhh nothing! Oh NO WERE OUTTA TIME BYE ME!
The End!
CHHHAAAAAANNNNNNNEEEEELLLL!
Hia everyone I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
TIME FOR THE SIX EPISODE OF CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I hope 당신 are getting use to this show cuz I am!
Well todays specail guest is......Angry monkey!
Angry Monkey:Gir
Invader Calliope:Did 당신 say something!
Angry Monkey:Uh nothing s-sorry.
Invader Calliope:Well it looks like the Angry Monkey is'nt use to interviews!He must be nervous because of all the people watching!
Angry Monkey:*scared*
Invader Calliope:So anyway wait we are all outta time well BYE EVERYONE!I hope 당신 enjoy the picture!
The End!
CCAALLIIOOPPEE
CCHHAANNEEL!
HIA EVERYONE WELCOME TO CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS NICE TO SEE 당신 AGAIN!
I WILL BE GIVING 당신 120 PERCENT!
TODAYS SPECAIL GUEST 별, 스타 IS....
Dib:DIIIB!
Invader Calliope:HEY!
Dib:What?
Invader Calliope: DON'T 당신 EVER CUT ME OFF AGAIN!
Dib:I'M SORRY!
Invader Calliope:THIS IS'NT KIDS PLAY! SO 당신 BETTER HANDLE YOUR SELF 또는 I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR OFF INVADER ZIM!
Dib:I'm sorry! I'm really very sorry!
Invader Calliope:Ok because Dib was so horrible I will end the show earlyer!Bye!
The End
CCHHAANNEEL!
HIA EVERYONE WELCOME TO CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS NICE TO SEE 당신 AGAIN!
I WILL BE GIVING 당신 120 PERCENT!
TODAYS SPECAIL GUEST 별, 스타 IS....
Dib:DIIIB!
Invader Calliope:HEY!
Dib:What?
Invader Calliope: DON'T 당신 EVER CUT ME OFF AGAIN!
Dib:I'M SORRY!
Invader Calliope:THIS IS'NT KIDS PLAY! SO 당신 BETTER HANDLE YOUR SELF 또는 I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR OFF INVADER ZIM!
Dib:I'm sorry! I'm really very sorry!
Invader Calliope:Ok because Dib was so horrible I will end the show earlyer!Bye!
The End
Today i am going to make up a crazy story about me going to the beach!
Characters:
Me::InvaderCalliope*
InvaderGore: *my sister*
Mom: *my mother*
Dad: *My dad*
Brother: *my brother*
Gus: *my ferret*
Time to start!
*At home*
InvaderCalliope:*reading manga*
InvaderGore:*watching tv*
Gus:*sleeping*
Mom:KIDS WE ARE GOING TO THE BEACH!
Dad:what about me
Mom:Sorry but your staying 집 and watching the fish!
Gus:YAY I'M GOING!
InvaderCalliope:Well this will be intresting.
InvaderGore:What are we riding?
Mom:WE ARE GOING 의해 TRAIN!
Everyone elese:O_O
InvaderCalliope:Why don't we just go 의해 car.
Mom:BECAUSE I DON'T WANNA GO BYE CAR!
InvaderCalliope: Ok,Ok
On Train
Now at the beach!
InvaderGore:Were finally here!
InvaderCalliope:Let's have some fun!
Gus:YEAH!
The End!
Characters:
Me::InvaderCalliope*
InvaderGore: *my sister*
Mom: *my mother*
Dad: *My dad*
Brother: *my brother*
Gus: *my ferret*
Time to start!
*At home*
InvaderCalliope:*reading manga*
InvaderGore:*watching tv*
Gus:*sleeping*
Mom:KIDS WE ARE GOING TO THE BEACH!
Dad:what about me
Mom:Sorry but your staying 집 and watching the fish!
Gus:YAY I'M GOING!
InvaderCalliope:Well this will be intresting.
InvaderGore:What are we riding?
Mom:WE ARE GOING 의해 TRAIN!
Everyone elese:O_O
InvaderCalliope:Why don't we just go 의해 car.
Mom:BECAUSE I DON'T WANNA GO BYE CAR!
InvaderCalliope: Ok,Ok
On Train
Now at the beach!
InvaderGore:Were finally here!
InvaderCalliope:Let's have some fun!
Gus:YEAH!
The End!
i 사랑 cereal yes i do
i 사랑 cereal how bout you
coco pufe
ceriose
cookie crisp
wasting cerial is a risk
i 사랑 cerial yes i do i 사랑 cerial 당신 better to
it is breakfast
most important meal
if 당신 can't have crealeal
do not steal
i 사랑 creal yes we do i 사랑 ceral 당신 should to
it is healfy
for your brain
for test math and englesh
even frech and science
i 사랑 ccerale yes i do
i 사랑 crealy how about you
me and my firend made this up what are some 랜덤 songs 당신 made up plz commet
i 사랑 cereal how bout you
coco pufe
ceriose
cookie crisp
wasting cerial is a risk
i 사랑 cerial yes i do i 사랑 cerial 당신 better to
it is breakfast
most important meal
if 당신 can't have crealeal
do not steal
i 사랑 creal yes we do i 사랑 ceral 당신 should to
it is healfy
for your brain
for test math and englesh
even frech and science
i 사랑 ccerale yes i do
i 사랑 crealy how about you
me and my firend made this up what are some 랜덤 songs 당신 made up plz commet
2.if u r on your peroid 또는 nawt!!
3.Who 당신 talk 2 on the phone
4.THat 당신 are super jelous 또는 other girls (or boys)
5.That 당신 hate most of his family.
6.THat when a crisi comes up 당신 will run to him
7.What yuor style is!!
8.That like to watch scary movies(LOL)
9.That 당신 have an internet profile.
10.AND the last your cell number!! OMG they practliy break the phone!!!
11.How smart 당신 are at fixing things.
GIRLS STAY KEWL,BEAUTYFUL, and if any guys try to break tht BREAK THEYRE FACe!!!!
I cartooned myself and this is wat i got!!!
esah
because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me
Yes K5-HOWL has 로스트 her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,
This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.
-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post 업데이트 if 당신 want :)
because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me
Yes K5-HOWL has 로스트 her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,
This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.
-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post 업데이트 if 당신 want :)
