There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere ?
‘Hold my purse.’
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
Girls are like phones. We 사랑 to be held, talked too but if 당신 press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!
I’m very 메리다와 마법의 숲 generally, he went on in a low voice: “Only today I happen to have a headache.”
I refuse to answer that 질문 on the grounds that I don’t know the answer.
We are all born mad. Some remain so.
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried.
Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
A bank is a place that will lend 당신 money if 당신 can prove that 당신 don’t need it.
A banker is a fellow who lends 당신 his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the 분 it begins to rain.
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance ?
I did not write this
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere ?
‘Hold my purse.’
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
Girls are like phones. We 사랑 to be held, talked too but if 당신 press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!
I’m very 메리다와 마법의 숲 generally, he went on in a low voice: “Only today I happen to have a headache.”
I refuse to answer that 질문 on the grounds that I don’t know the answer.
We are all born mad. Some remain so.
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried.
Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
A bank is a place that will lend 당신 money if 당신 can prove that 당신 don’t need it.
A banker is a fellow who lends 당신 his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the 분 it begins to rain.
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance ?
I did not write this
Because why not, right?
1. My 가장 좋아하는 foods are dill pickles and potatoes.
2. I do not like coffee. 또는 tea.
3. I can't think of a joint in my body I don't crack on a daily basis.
4. I 사랑 사랑 사랑 사랑 retro advertising, mostly from 80s and down. It makes me feel very nostalgic.
5. I have been dying my hair since I was a young teenager.
6. My 가장 좋아하는 색깔 are brown, purple and gray.
7. I consider myself a contrarian.
8. I lived in England for 6 months when I was 4 years old.
9. I suffer from all manner of link.
10. My humor is so dry and sharp, my own parents can't tell when I'm joking or...
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1. My 가장 좋아하는 foods are dill pickles and potatoes.
2. I do not like coffee. 또는 tea.
3. I can't think of a joint in my body I don't crack on a daily basis.
4. I 사랑 사랑 사랑 사랑 retro advertising, mostly from 80s and down. It makes me feel very nostalgic.
5. I have been dying my hair since I was a young teenager.
6. My 가장 좋아하는 색깔 are brown, purple and gray.
7. I consider myself a contrarian.
8. I lived in England for 6 months when I was 4 years old.
9. I suffer from all manner of link.
10. My humor is so dry and sharp, my own parents can't tell when I'm joking or...
An Imperial landing craft was leaving Coruscant. However, no Imperials were inside. It was only two men from the Republic.
Republic Pilot: *Looking at the clear sky. No other ships are seen as they are out of Coruscant*
Colonel Turner: *Walks up, and sits 다음 to the pilot* Thirty five minutes. Can we make it?
Republic Pilot: We can make it. Will your 프렌즈 make it?
Colonel Turner: Let's hope so.
Song: link
John made it back to the shed with Morris, Mary, and Cartwright where Heidi was waiting in the speeder bus.
Heidi: *Puts up a jammer, and turns it on*
John: *Starts the speeder bus,...
Praise Kek!
There is no peace, there is PEPE
There is no fear, there is Shadilay(Peace be upon him).
There is no death, there is God Emperor.
There is no weakness, there is the MEMES.
I am the 심장 of darkness.
I know no fear.
But rather I instil it in my enemies.
I am the destroyer of worlds.
I know the power of the MEMES.
I am the 불, 화재 of hate.
All the universe bows before kek.
I pledge myself to kek.
For I have found true life In the death of SocJus.
Peace is a lie, there is only Kek.
Through passion, I gain salt.
Through Shadilay(Peace be upon him), I gain power.
Through power, I gain Lulz.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The MEMES shall set me free.
Preached 의해 the Enlightened Prophet known as ''The Turbo Syncretist''. The truth has been spoken! Know
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KEK WILLS IT!
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