There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere ?
‘Hold my purse.’
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
Girls are like phones. We 사랑 to be held, talked too but if 당신 press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!
I’m very 메리다와 마법의 숲 generally, he went on in a low voice: “Only today I happen to have a headache.”
I refuse to answer that 질문 on the grounds that I don’t know the answer.
We are all born mad. Some remain so.
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried.
Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
A bank is a place that will lend 당신 money if 당신 can prove that 당신 don’t need it.
A banker is a fellow who lends 당신 his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the 분 it begins to rain.
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance ?
I did not write this
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere ?
‘Hold my purse.’
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
Girls are like phones. We 사랑 to be held, talked too but if 당신 press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!
I’m very 메리다와 마법의 숲 generally, he went on in a low voice: “Only today I happen to have a headache.”
I refuse to answer that 질문 on the grounds that I don’t know the answer.
We are all born mad. Some remain so.
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried.
Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
A bank is a place that will lend 당신 money if 당신 can prove that 당신 don’t need it.
A banker is a fellow who lends 당신 his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the 분 it begins to rain.
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance ?
I did not write this
Elijah Jones, currently in speculation about a potential 2019 album confirms to have "let go" of the Kinlee And Elijah trend. For those of 당신 who don't know. Kinlee And Elijah was a trend that started off in 2015 after Jones releasee his sophomore album "Utilize" The trend was based around characters in 2015. But upon suffering depression and promoting a Lindsey Stirling album in 2016, Elijah used Kinlee And Elijah as the final passing for Elijah's trilogical album "Forgive To Forget" 2017. Based after the 메리다와 마법의 숲 Enough album he promoted in August 2016.
Currently, after relleasing the kewyord in 2018. Followers have been in 질문 on whether 또는 not Jones will be releasing his 4th studio album rumoured to release in 2019. With little hype and little posting, we can only hope that Jones will have something releasing this year. Currently after releasing the keyword
Jones is expected to start something new, and different for his 다음 "supposedly" 2019 album.
Currently, after relleasing the kewyord in 2018. Followers have been in 질문 on whether 또는 not Jones will be releasing his 4th studio album rumoured to release in 2019. With little hype and little posting, we can only hope that Jones will have something releasing this year. Currently after releasing the keyword
Jones is expected to start something new, and different for his 다음 "supposedly" 2019 album.
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