When life gives 당신 lemons, make 주황색, 오렌지 주스 and leave the world wondering how the heck 당신 did it.

That's just the way the cookie crumbles... All over my clean new shirt.

If at first 당신 don't succeed, destroy everything.

An 사과, 애플 a 일 can keep any doctor away if 당신 throw it hard enough.

Don't worry if Plan A fails, there's 25 더 많이 letters in the alphabet.

Do 당신 believe in 사랑 at first sight, 또는 should I walk 의해 again?

Weird? Nah, I prefer the term, "Avant-Garde"

Who says nothing's impossible? I've been doing it for years.

My mother texted me: “What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?” I answered: “I don’t know, 사랑 you, talk to 당신 later.” Mother: “OK, I’ll ask your sister.”

I will not be impressed with technology until I can download 음식 from the internet.

Dear life, when I asked if my 일 could get any worse, it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the 벽 gets in the way.

That annoying moment when 당신 finally get comfortable in bed, but then BAM, 당신 need to use the restroom.

당신 don't notice the air, at least until someone spoils it.

Aim for the moon! Even if 당신 miss, you'll land among the stars! But either way, you'll run out of oxygen eventually.

Hmm.... I could kill this person and nobody would notice.... Wait a minute. WHAT THE HELL BRAIN!?

Don't follow my footsteps, I run into walls.

When a bird hits your window have 당신 ever wondered if God's playing Angry Birds with you?

"Just five 더 많이 minutes!" Always means the person will never get ready. :D

Whenever you're feeling sad, just remember that somewhere in the world there’s an idiot pulling a door that says “PUSH”.

Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.

Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.

That moment when 당신 see a YouTube channel with the usual blue anonymous person on it, but with a spider, and 당신 think it's real.

Graduation Speech: I’d like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste.

Have 당신 ever had a fly 또는 small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?

Be nice to nerds, chances are you’ll end up working for one.

I didn't fall, the floor just needed a hug.

Me talking to anyone else: "Hey, what's up? :D" Me talking to a girl I like: "uH HelO hOWZ yU dNGoi toDAY? @__@"

It doesn't matter whether 당신 win 또는 lose, what matters is if I win 또는 lose.

Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium, fires, screaming, my work here is done. :D

Don't steal, lie, cheat, 또는 sell drugs. The government hates competition!

Keep talking, maybe someday I'll finally listen.

I was wondering why the Black Knight's shovel was getting bigger, then it hit me!

Pac-Man: "I see dead people..."

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