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posted by deathding
When life gives 당신 lemons, make 주황색, 오렌지 주스 and leave the world wondering how the heck 당신 did it.

That's just the way the cookie crumbles... All over my clean new shirt.

If at first 당신 don't succeed, destroy everything.

An 사과, 애플 a 일 can keep any doctor away if 당신 throw it hard enough.

Don't worry if Plan A fails, there's 25 더 많이 letters in the alphabet.

Do 당신 believe in 사랑 at first sight, 또는 should I walk 의해 again?

Weird? Nah, I prefer the term, "Avant-Garde"

Who says nothing's impossible? I've been doing it for years.

My mother texted me: “What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?” I answered: “I don’t know, 사랑 you, talk to 당신 later.” Mother: “OK, I’ll ask your sister.”

I will not be impressed with technology until I can download 음식 from the internet.

Dear life, when I asked if my 일 could get any worse, it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the 벽 gets in the way.

That annoying moment when 당신 finally get comfortable in bed, but then BAM, 당신 need to use the restroom.

당신 don't notice the air, at least until someone spoils it.

Aim for the moon! Even if 당신 miss, you'll land among the stars! But either way, you'll run out of oxygen eventually.

Hmm.... I could kill this person and nobody would notice.... Wait a minute. WHAT THE HELL BRAIN!?

Don't follow my footsteps, I run into walls.

When a bird hits your window have 당신 ever wondered if God's playing Angry Birds with you?

"Just five 더 많이 minutes!" Always means the person will never get ready. :D

Whenever you're feeling sad, just remember that somewhere in the world there’s an idiot pulling a door that says “PUSH”.

Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.

Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.

That moment when 당신 see a YouTube channel with the usual blue anonymous person on it, but with a spider, and 당신 think it's real.

Graduation Speech: I’d like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste.

Have 당신 ever had a fly 또는 small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?

Be nice to nerds, chances are you’ll end up working for one.

I didn't fall, the floor just needed a hug.

Me talking to anyone else: "Hey, what's up? :D" Me talking to a girl I like: "uH HelO hOWZ yU dNGoi toDAY? @__@"

It doesn't matter whether 당신 win 또는 lose, what matters is if I win 또는 lose.

Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium, fires, screaming, my work here is done. :D

Don't steal, lie, cheat, 또는 sell drugs. The government hates competition!

Keep talking, maybe someday I'll finally listen.

I was wondering why the Black Knight's shovel was getting bigger, then it hit me!

Pac-Man: "I see dead people..."

(Hope 당신 enjoyed! If we can get 5 fans, I'll add more! ^___^)
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posted by nmdis
Dream it Out Loud

How do 당신 speak in silence?
Why do 당신 sleep when you're awake?
If we just cut the tie lines, then we can simply sail away.
Pack up your things. Write it all down.
You'll soon be accustomed to the sound.

Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.

I want to paint in colors.
Leaving the land of black and white.
And if we do go back there, we'll see it in a different light.
Ready to go. Open the door.
Just like the rain falls from the cloud.

Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.

It's a better day.
We're on our way.
If there's anything we can't remember.
Who's to say it's not all just a dream.

Don't have to think about it.
Just like a river it will flow.
We waited to long without it.
If we just get up now and go.
Open your eyes and look around.
You'll be surprised what 당신 have found.

Dream it out loud. (x 10)
(I'm dreaming. Keep on dreaming.) (x10)
"Our knowledge has made us cynical; our cleverness, hard and unkind. We think too much and feel too little. 더 많이 than machinery, we need humanity. 더 많이 than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness." - Charlie Chaplin, The Great Dictator

“If we are to have faith in justice. We need only to believe in ourselves. And act with justice. I believe there is justice in our hearts.” - Paul Newman, The Verdict

“The inches we need are everywhere around us. They’re in every break of the game. Every minute. Every second. On this team we fight for that inch. On this team we tear ourselves and everyone...
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posted by haliethefangirl
How To Annoy People In An Elevator
Ask, “did 당신 hear that cable snapping sound?”
Call the psychic hotline from 당신 cell phone, and ask if they know what floor you’re on.
Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
Hum the theme from Mission Impossible with yours eyes darting around the elevator.
>>> click here for 더 많이

Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmates
Cheer and clap loudly every time someoe breaks the silence w/ a bodily function noise.
Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"
Stick your open palm under the stall wall...
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posted by SymmaGirl2
Just a couple of song titles. I'll add "in my pants" to the end of each one to keep it interesting! XD Here goes~!
Cool Edition...in my pants.
Just Dance...in my pants.
Mr. Wonderful...in my pants.
Alcohol...in my pants.
Let's Boil Hot Water...in my pants.
Firetruck...in my pants.
Thriller...in my pants.
I Like Hamburgers...in my pants.
Go 구글 It...in my pants.
Ten Faced...in my pants.
Parallel Days...in my pants.
Little 고수, 드러 머 Boy...in my pants.
Secret Princes...in my pants.
Moonlit Marionette...in my pants.
Meltdown...in my pants.
Prison...in my pants.
Labyrinth Butterfly...in my pants.
Beside Me...in...
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posted by mandali
A Child's Mind

A child's mind is so soft a clay
mold it to into anything 당신 may
it's tender and innocent so, for the moment
let it free to play!

Nothing does it know, of the Life's Dirty Play
For it life is all Bright and Gay
It is True, Sweet and Pure
But the way it is, Let it stay!

For in this world of misery and grief
To my mind is a relief,
that a Temple of Innocence
in the world still does exist!

-Siri Mandali

Hope 당신 like it, I've 게시됨 it in my blog too :) - link
posted by Animetama
Here are some tips on getting a shy 또는 quiet girl, please read closley but try not to over read it.

1: Make her laugh, she loves to laugh and have a good time.

2: Don't force her to open up right away, get to know her, 당신 may be surprized (in a good way).

3: Smile, she wants to know if you're happy too. But don't fake a smile.

4: Don't be too silly, 또는 too serious, as said before, she wants to have a good time.

5: if she rejects your offers, then it means she may not be intrerested in you.

6: Hang out with her, if your still in school, then that's a good oppertunity to every once in awhile hang...
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The Falling Man
One of the most haunting 이미지 captured from 9/11, it shows a man free-falling after he has jumped from one of the windows of North Tower. He was one of the people they call “Jumpers”, who chose to jump to their death rather than get suffocated 의해 the smoke 또는 get buried under the rubble. Some called them cowards, while some sensationalized them as tragic symbols of 9/11. But the fact of the matter is, it was a hard choice for anyone to make, and one can not really judge the decisions a person makes in times like these.

People, 당신 rant so much about how 당신 have a hard time making choices. Whether 당신 should work on your assignment 또는 go out with your friends. Whether 당신 should 날짜 this guy 또는 that guy. Whether 당신 should break up with your boyfriend 또는 not. Whether 당신 should wear the 담홍색, 핑크 블라우스 또는 the baby blue one.



Imagine the choice this man had to make.....
posted by GreenerPastures
These are some reasons why I abso-flipping-lutely 사랑 my smashing country Kenya:
1-Its where the President of the sovereign United States of America traces his roots,albeit a little too far off.
2- Its the only place 당신 can hear phrases like:"Omera,yawa, who do 당신 think 당신 are messing with? Don't 당신 know that my brother has a friend who wipes the office of a man who makes long-distance calls to the friend of a man who works with the president of the FBI who talks face-to-face with Obama, therefore I have American blood flowing in my veins?" Yet the poor guy is as black as coal.
3-The glam...
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posted by tamar20
Enemies and haters can be annoying and their 코멘트 and insults can upset you. Learn how to deal with it...

1)If 당신 don’t know why they hate you, ask them calmly and nicely. If they are nasty to 당신 또는 start swearing 또는 being violent, walk away and don’t bother trying to talk to them again until they have calmed down 또는 until they talk to 당신 nicely. Some people can be given 초 chances to realize that 당신 aren’t really a bad person and they have nothing to hate 당신 for. But some people just won’t like 당신 in life, so don’t waste your time fretting about why they don’t like...
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Some people may ask, "Why Invader Zim first?" I say SCREW IT, ILL DO WHAT I WANT! In any case, the show is one of my favorites. It represents a better time for Nick. Better shows, better actors, better Nick. Altough this is a time since past, Nicktoons has made the GENIUS(sp?) decision to bring it back.
If 당신 look at the definition of Invader Zim on Wikipedia(again, sp?), it says that IZ employs a comedy style called "black comedy". Basically, this means that IZ uses dark methods of humor, such as the gluttonus "Bloaty the 피자 Hog", 또는 perhaps just the dark scenery in IZ (it gives a very...
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if someone is annoying you, just say "they're not even worth my time."


if someone is making 당신 upset, just say "look how carless and mean he/she/they are/is."


if someone doesn't believe you, just say "i can't do anything to change your mind."


if someone doesn't like the way 당신 are, 또는 they want to change something about you, say "i didn't make myself like this. this is how i was born. take me as i am, 또는 don't accept me at all."


if someone is bullying 당신 for "no reason", it's because they like you, 또는 is jealous of you, 또는 it's the spirits clashing.
posted by Icepaw_Kenobi
Found this online...
1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2. Push the buttons and pretend they give 당신 a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3. Ask if 당신 can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
5. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your 일 been?"
6. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream,...
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31 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

Written 의해 a guy. After years of experience.

1. Whatever 당신 do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.

2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and 당신 will be mud.

3. Beware of every single male relatives and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your butt at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.

4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.

5. Don't refuse to 키스 in...
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posted by invadercalliope
I hope 당신 enjoy!
:D
20 Funny Quotes
1:You tries your best and 당신 failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'
2:I didn't lose my mind, I just sold it on eBay
3:A good friend will bail 당신 out of jail, a best friend will be sitting 다음 to 당신 saying "Dude that was freakin awesome!"
4:Accept that some days you're the pigeon. and some days you're the statue
5:There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the 육지, 쇼 어 like an idiot.
6:Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted
7:Never give up things that once made 당신 smile
8:Clear as a 벨 my nody said "Listen fatty...do it and die
9:Caution water on...
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posted by karpach_14
Advantages Of Being A Woman
Why it's better to be a Woman!

1. We got off the 타이타닉 first.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character 또는 the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't...
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FRIENDS: Lend 당신 their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN DUDE! RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat 또는 drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why 당신 have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents 의해 Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, 의해 Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail 당신 out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting 다음 to 당신 sayin "THAT WAS FREAKIN' AWESOME!!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen 당신 cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else 당신 cried...just laugh about it with 당신 in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS:...
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