저기요 everybody. I am so excited! Wanna know why? It's because God's not dead! He's surely alive!
Ok, for those of 당신 who don't believe this stuff, it won't be that exciting. But for those of 당신 who do believe, will find this REALLY good news. SO throw away all those doubts!
Still don't believe me, eh? Well, let's take a look at some of the Bible, and it will PROVE God is alive. (BTW, if the evidence of the Bible is not enough, don't complain to me)
Let's start with Genesis chapter 1. Many of 당신 are familiar with the story of Creation. But it is not just a story. It really happened. It was a 수퍼내츄럴 event. The God who made 당신 and me created this world simply 의해 speaking! That is a 수퍼내츄럴 event!
Did 당신 ever notice how creation was made perfectly? What I mean is God made the world in 6 days. Here's the order again:
1. Light
2.Sky and sea
3.Land and vegetation
4.Sun, stars and moon
5.Birds and fish
6.Land 동물 and humans
Examine for a bit.
Notice how on the 1st three days, He made PLACES to put the creations. on the 4th, 5th, and 6th days, He put the CREATIONS in the places. Here's a diagram to help 당신 out.
That's all for now. I will come back with 더 많이 of this stuff.
BTW, here's that diagram I promised
Ok, for those of 당신 who don't believe this stuff, it won't be that exciting. But for those of 당신 who do believe, will find this REALLY good news. SO throw away all those doubts!
Still don't believe me, eh? Well, let's take a look at some of the Bible, and it will PROVE God is alive. (BTW, if the evidence of the Bible is not enough, don't complain to me)
Let's start with Genesis chapter 1. Many of 당신 are familiar with the story of Creation. But it is not just a story. It really happened. It was a 수퍼내츄럴 event. The God who made 당신 and me created this world simply 의해 speaking! That is a 수퍼내츄럴 event!
Did 당신 ever notice how creation was made perfectly? What I mean is God made the world in 6 days. Here's the order again:
1. Light
2.Sky and sea
3.Land and vegetation
4.Sun, stars and moon
5.Birds and fish
6.Land 동물 and humans
Examine for a bit.
Notice how on the 1st three days, He made PLACES to put the creations. on the 4th, 5th, and 6th days, He put the CREATIONS in the places. Here's a diagram to help 당신 out.
That's all for now. I will come back with 더 많이 of this stuff.
BTW, here's that diagram I promised
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SNG1!!1!11 WTF A SONG OF SIXPENC3 A POK3T FUL OF RY3!1!! OMG LOL FOUR AND TWENTY BLAKBIRDS BAEKD IN A PEI1!!!11 OMG WTF LOL WHAN TEH PEI WAS OP3NED DA BIRDS BGAON 2 SNG1!1!11 LOL WASNT TAHT A DANETY DISH 2 SET BFORA DA KNG
TWINKLE???!???? LOL TWINKLA LITL3 STAR1!!!!1 WTF LOL HOW I WONDAR WUT U AER1!!11! OMG UP ABOV3 TEH WORLD SO HIGH1!!1 WTF LOL LIEK A DIMOND IN DA SKY1!11 TWINKL3 TWINKLE LITLA STAR!!11 OMG HOW I WONDER WUT U AER111!
i could barely read this and again this is from the internet<33
SNG1!!1!11 WTF A SONG OF SIXPENC3 A POK3T FUL OF RY3!1!! OMG LOL FOUR AND TWENTY BLAKBIRDS BAEKD IN A PEI1!!!11 OMG WTF LOL WHAN TEH PEI WAS OP3NED DA BIRDS BGAON 2 SNG1!1!11 LOL WASNT TAHT A DANETY DISH 2 SET BFORA DA KNG
TWINKLE???!???? LOL TWINKLA LITL3 STAR1!!!!1 WTF LOL HOW I WONDAR WUT U AER1!!11! OMG UP ABOV3 TEH WORLD SO HIGH1!!1 WTF LOL LIEK A DIMOND IN DA SKY1!11 TWINKL3 TWINKLE LITLA STAR!!11 OMG HOW I WONDER WUT U AER111!
i could barely read this and again this is from the internet<33
Feel free to use them
1.Your mom
2.Dick
3.Eat it bitch
4.That's what she said
5. The future is bulletproof and the aftermath is secondary
6.Forshizz
7.Holy cannibal cupcake!
8.IDEK
9.Hey ho,let's go!
10.In Soviet Russia,the 곰 wrestles you
11.Chuck Norris was here
12.Apple cake
13.Bloody bastards!
14.Ya know,I was welcomed to the black parade
15.Take my fucking hand and suck my thumb
16.Eat the children raw
17.RAWR means I 사랑 당신 in Italian
18.I will carry on with the black parade
19.So long and goodnight
20.Ya know,I live life on the murder scene
1.Your mom
2.Dick
3.Eat it bitch
4.That's what she said
5. The future is bulletproof and the aftermath is secondary
6.Forshizz
7.Holy cannibal cupcake!
8.IDEK
9.Hey ho,let's go!
10.In Soviet Russia,the 곰 wrestles you
11.Chuck Norris was here
12.Apple cake
13.Bloody bastards!
14.Ya know,I was welcomed to the black parade
15.Take my fucking hand and suck my thumb
16.Eat the children raw
17.RAWR means I 사랑 당신 in Italian
18.I will carry on with the black parade
19.So long and goodnight
20.Ya know,I live life on the murder scene
The Engineer
An engineer dies and reports to hell.
Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements.
After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty 인기 guy.
One 일 God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"
Satan replies, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."
Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."
God says, "Send him back up here 또는 I'll sue."
Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are 당신 going to get a lawyer?"
An engineer dies and reports to hell.
Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements.
After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty 인기 guy.
One 일 God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"
Satan replies, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."
Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."
God says, "Send him back up here 또는 I'll sue."
Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are 당신 going to get a lawyer?"
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