저기요 everybody. I am so excited! Wanna know why? It's because God's not dead! He's surely alive!
Ok, for those of 당신 who don't believe this stuff, it won't be that exciting. But for those of 당신 who do believe, will find this REALLY good news. SO throw away all those doubts!
Still don't believe me, eh? Well, let's take a look at some of the Bible, and it will PROVE God is alive. (BTW, if the evidence of the Bible is not enough, don't complain to me)
Let's start with Genesis chapter 1. Many of 당신 are familiar with the story of Creation. But it is not just a story. It really happened. It was a 수퍼내츄럴 event. The God who made 당신 and me created this world simply 의해 speaking! That is a 수퍼내츄럴 event!
Did 당신 ever notice how creation was made perfectly? What I mean is God made the world in 6 days. Here's the order again:
1. Light
2.Sky and sea
3.Land and vegetation
4.Sun, stars and moon
5.Birds and fish
6.Land 동물 and humans
Examine for a bit.
Notice how on the 1st three days, He made PLACES to put the creations. on the 4th, 5th, and 6th days, He put the CREATIONS in the places. Here's a diagram to help 당신 out.
That's all for now. I will come back with 더 많이 of this stuff.
BTW, here's that diagram I promised
Ok, for those of 당신 who don't believe this stuff, it won't be that exciting. But for those of 당신 who do believe, will find this REALLY good news. SO throw away all those doubts!
Still don't believe me, eh? Well, let's take a look at some of the Bible, and it will PROVE God is alive. (BTW, if the evidence of the Bible is not enough, don't complain to me)
Let's start with Genesis chapter 1. Many of 당신 are familiar with the story of Creation. But it is not just a story. It really happened. It was a 수퍼내츄럴 event. The God who made 당신 and me created this world simply 의해 speaking! That is a 수퍼내츄럴 event!
Did 당신 ever notice how creation was made perfectly? What I mean is God made the world in 6 days. Here's the order again:
1. Light
2.Sky and sea
3.Land and vegetation
4.Sun, stars and moon
5.Birds and fish
6.Land 동물 and humans
Examine for a bit.
Notice how on the 1st three days, He made PLACES to put the creations. on the 4th, 5th, and 6th days, He put the CREATIONS in the places. Here's a diagram to help 당신 out.
That's all for now. I will come back with 더 많이 of this stuff.
BTW, here's that diagram I promised
Once I was 읽기 online... It said that people with brown eyes are.. are.. ZOMBIES! I got really scared so I turned to my friend but SHE had brown eyes. " Ahhhh! ZOMBIEEE!!!" I ran outside. I looked back and she had followed me. "AHHH!" I turned around and WALKED into a 피자 샵 like nothing had happened. I was at the counter ordering the 피자 when I heard the door open and a low voice saying," PIIZZZAAA!!!" I turned around and yelled," AAAHHH ZOMBIE IN DA HOUSSEE! EVERYONE HIDE YO KID! HIDE YO WIFE! HIDE YO HUSBAND AND GET OUTTA HERE!" I sat down and ate pizza. Om nom nom. She came up to me and said," PIZZZAAA" I turned and looked at her and yelled," AHHH ZOMBIE DONT STEAL MY PIZZA." I grabbed my 피자 and ran out the door. I saw a hobo and threw it on its head. She came outside and said," HOOOOBOOO" and ran after it. I said," FINALLY FREE!" I jumped in the lake and said," yaayy!1! LAke! Make me a sammich!"
Do 당신 ever hate it when its 11:30 on a school night and 당신 cant go to sleep?
Do 당신 ever hate the guy who invented clocks cause it seems to go faster than its supposed to?
Do 당신 ever hate everything around you?
Do 당신 ever hate big-deal award shows that come on late so that 당신 end up being wide awake at 12, 1 o'clock in the morning?
Do 당신 ever hate waking up too dagum early for school?
sorry. im just really mad right now. i hate all of these things. at the moment.
Do 당신 ever hate the guy who invented clocks cause it seems to go faster than its supposed to?
Do 당신 ever hate everything around you?
Do 당신 ever hate big-deal award shows that come on late so that 당신 end up being wide awake at 12, 1 o'clock in the morning?
Do 당신 ever hate waking up too dagum early for school?
sorry. im just really mad right now. i hate all of these things. at the moment.
1.We only care about if our butts look good and wat our boobs and hair look like
2.always tell us our hair and CLOTHES look good
3.tell us we have nice bodys
4.girls know when your faking it NO MATTER WAT
5.We are not afraid to hurt you
6.if we're tired 또는 cranky then make jokes then we want to kill you
7.dont be surprised if we're using 당신 to make someone jealous
8.if 당신 have a prob come tell us about it
9.we could break up with 당신 if your not a good kisser but we have the power to destroy you
10.no girls dads like their daughters first boyfriend
2.always tell us our hair and CLOTHES look good
3.tell us we have nice bodys
4.girls know when your faking it NO MATTER WAT
5.We are not afraid to hurt you
6.if we're tired 또는 cranky then make jokes then we want to kill you
7.dont be surprised if we're using 당신 to make someone jealous
8.if 당신 have a prob come tell us about it
9.we could break up with 당신 if your not a good kisser but we have the power to destroy you
10.no girls dads like their daughters first boyfriend
