This a little something I wrote for my English class after we read The Modest Proposal. We had to write our own modest proposals on modern 일 issues, and mine is on gay rights. It's short and to the point, so I won't be wasting too much of your time.
WARNING: some of the content may be offensive. Please realize that this is a satire (though I really do mean to offend people). 사랑 또는 hate me for it, I don't care. Enjoy.
A Modest Proposal
Discrimination has always been a problem in this country. Only 50 years 이전 were blacks given the same rights as white people. Now, a big issue is discrimination against gays, because there is a lack of separation between government and the church. In most states, gays aren’t allowed to get married 또는 adopt, because according to The Bible, homosexuality is a sin (The Bible also states that it’s okay to stone children, but people seem to overlook that). If people believe this, that’s acceptable. However, their beliefs shouldn’t mix with government laws. The government should stay out of citizens’ private lives, and let them do what they want without harming anyone, such as have a gay marriage.
One solution I propose is that marriage should be altogether banned. No one in America will be allowed to be wedded. There will be no long-term commitments, and couples aren’t allowed to live with each other. This way, no one will be complaining about gay marriage because all marriage will be outlawed.
This is a great solution, because there will be no arguments on who can marry. Also, divorce rates will drop significantly and we won’t always have to hear about celebrity weddings and divorces on the boob tube 또는 in gossip magazines. Another positive outcome is that people won’t have to waste so much money on weddings. People spend thousands, 또는 in some cases, millions (Kardashian wedding) on those ceremonies. It is all a waste, because many people are too drunk to remember any of it and most of those marriages end in divorces these days anyway. So prohibiting marriage would save a lot of time and money.
You may argue that this is wrong and that two people in 사랑 should be able to form this special bond, but banning it is the only logical option, because just allowing gays to get married is too obvious and simple for us Americans. We must go to extreme measures to get the point across.
In conclusion, this proposal is reasonable and beneficial for everyone. There will be no 더 많이 discrimination on who is allowed to marry, divorce rates will decrease, and it allows us to save thousands of dollars. In the end, it is the most rational solution.
The end.
If there are any grammar errors in there, please tell me. English/grammar have never been my strong subjects, and any sort of 조언 is welcome, as long as 당신 aren't telling me to jump off a cliff 또는 anything for offending your sensitive self. I don't think it was that offensive.
WARNING: some of the content may be offensive. Please realize that this is a satire (though I really do mean to offend people). 사랑 또는 hate me for it, I don't care. Enjoy.
A Modest Proposal
Discrimination has always been a problem in this country. Only 50 years 이전 were blacks given the same rights as white people. Now, a big issue is discrimination against gays, because there is a lack of separation between government and the church. In most states, gays aren’t allowed to get married 또는 adopt, because according to The Bible, homosexuality is a sin (The Bible also states that it’s okay to stone children, but people seem to overlook that). If people believe this, that’s acceptable. However, their beliefs shouldn’t mix with government laws. The government should stay out of citizens’ private lives, and let them do what they want without harming anyone, such as have a gay marriage.
One solution I propose is that marriage should be altogether banned. No one in America will be allowed to be wedded. There will be no long-term commitments, and couples aren’t allowed to live with each other. This way, no one will be complaining about gay marriage because all marriage will be outlawed.
This is a great solution, because there will be no arguments on who can marry. Also, divorce rates will drop significantly and we won’t always have to hear about celebrity weddings and divorces on the boob tube 또는 in gossip magazines. Another positive outcome is that people won’t have to waste so much money on weddings. People spend thousands, 또는 in some cases, millions (Kardashian wedding) on those ceremonies. It is all a waste, because many people are too drunk to remember any of it and most of those marriages end in divorces these days anyway. So prohibiting marriage would save a lot of time and money.
You may argue that this is wrong and that two people in 사랑 should be able to form this special bond, but banning it is the only logical option, because just allowing gays to get married is too obvious and simple for us Americans. We must go to extreme measures to get the point across.
In conclusion, this proposal is reasonable and beneficial for everyone. There will be no 더 많이 discrimination on who is allowed to marry, divorce rates will decrease, and it allows us to save thousands of dollars. In the end, it is the most rational solution.
The end.
If there are any grammar errors in there, please tell me. English/grammar have never been my strong subjects, and any sort of 조언 is welcome, as long as 당신 aren't telling me to jump off a cliff 또는 anything for offending your sensitive self. I don't think it was that offensive.
Eight 시간 lunch; two dollar tip.
Ask, "Excuse me, are 당신 a really bad singer, 또는 a really bad actor?"
After he describes each special, 당신 shout, "Stinks!"
Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage."
Insist that, before ordering, 당신 be allowed to touch the 런던 broil.
Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge 슈퍼맨 for dinner, would you?"
Every time 당신 eat 또는 drink, cough really hard.
Eat the check.
Hey! This 기사 was too short so I have to write this sentence.
Ask, "Excuse me, are 당신 a really bad singer, 또는 a really bad actor?"
After he describes each special, 당신 shout, "Stinks!"
Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage."
Insist that, before ordering, 당신 be allowed to touch the 런던 broil.
Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge 슈퍼맨 for dinner, would you?"
Every time 당신 eat 또는 drink, cough really hard.
Eat the check.
Hey! This 기사 was too short so I have to write this sentence.
1. Grab your spoon and put 음식 on it and start flinging it at people
2. When your parents arent looking splash water 또는 soda on some stranger (optional)
3.Go to every 표, 테이블 and start to loosen the salt and pepper shakers
4.When 당신 take a drink of your water 또는 soda spit it out at some stranger
5.Complain loudly how terrible the service is and if the waiter doesnt do anything give them 25 cents as a tip
6.When 당신 got your 디저트 (pie,ice cream,etc...) quietly throw some at strangers AND/OR waiter
7.If someone gives 당신 a dirty look nicely and daintly blow your nose in your napkin and throw it at them
Sorry i dont know what else 2 put but i hope u enjoyed this article!
2. When your parents arent looking splash water 또는 soda on some stranger (optional)
3.Go to every 표, 테이블 and start to loosen the salt and pepper shakers
4.When 당신 take a drink of your water 또는 soda spit it out at some stranger
5.Complain loudly how terrible the service is and if the waiter doesnt do anything give them 25 cents as a tip
6.When 당신 got your 디저트 (pie,ice cream,etc...) quietly throw some at strangers AND/OR waiter
7.If someone gives 당신 a dirty look nicely and daintly blow your nose in your napkin and throw it at them
Sorry i dont know what else 2 put but i hope u enjoyed this article!
